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Originally posted by .spider.
San Dimas Saints vs. Not Fast, Just Furious 0-49

Holy shit...cant say i saw that comin...

Yep either did I says the guy who no longer needs to do League Survivor for this Season...

Originally posted by Sonic
Ethiopian Camel Snackers v San Dimas Saints looks pretty tasty. Will the Snackers be feasting on the Saints, or will the Saints be be riding the Camels to victory?

I think the Camels can leave the Vasoline at home and bring their Steak Knifes with them...

Originally posted by rj24221
GG ....Chiefs

GG Vegas.

GG CC

Talk about a GG I thought we were toast at Halftime with only 68 yards of offense...

Great Game Sophia somehow we pulled the rabbit out of the hat...

Allow score based play calling when leading - ALL UNCHECKED

Can somebody tell me why Sofia starts running around the 2 minute mark?

#notarunningteam

THE FUCKED UP SIM THATS WHY!

Since mk has already ruined the season by not keeping up the end of the bargaining and doing the weekly write-ups I'll go ahead and take his turn. How about them Badgers - just so dominate today and clearly the best team in the country. Can't say I've been on much but I'll give it a whirl and pass my immense knowledge onto you dumb asses.

SURVIVOR
23 entered this week.
1 eliminated (river202 had LG over Gag).

GLB TOURNEY
Down to eight with three CP powers (Gag, Revenge and Chiefs) while a few other CP teams try to make a name for themselves (Saints, Chupacabras, Chaos and Just Furious). Only one RP team remains in GR River Rats (don't let us down Chaos!!!)

GAME OF THE WEEK
Magua's Revenge 27
Sofia Spiders 26

A heavy weight battle took place yesterday and the teams took it down to the wire with the Revenge hitting the game winning FG with no time on the clock.

DOT OF THE WEEK
Magua's Revenge CB Marquise Tatum. On a rare night when the Revenge O was silent they needed to ride on the back of their D and Tatum didn't let them down. The dot led the league in picks last season and he added two more to his career totals. It was just the picks as the dot raced for a TD

PICKS

Charlestown Chiefs @ San Dimas Saints - San Dimas started off shit hot but in the last two weeks have failed to score a single point. I'm going to call the hat trick in no points for three weeks as the Chiefs D goes no the warpath (that one has not been used before)...48-0.

Sofia Spiders @ Not Fast, Just Furious - JF beat up the Spiders the past two season but this season is a bit different and should be much closer. I do expect a war between these two with a late score getting the W...27-24.

Magua's Revenge @ LG Canucks - Canucks look to breath a little life into their season in looking for that first win. They'll have to look into next week as the Revenge are looking like one of the league's top teams...38-10.

Tenerife Crusaders @ Ethiopian Camel Snackers - The top team versus the worst team - need I say more...77-0.

Burma Black Dragons @ Running Gag - Even with their walkers and wheelchairs the Gag are still dangerous. The Dragons have one win but they won't get to two this week...48-0.

Las Vegas Chaos @ Chile Chupacabras - Chile hasn't played well on D against the all pass teams and the Chaos showed they can D it up against the all rushing teams. Look for Las Vegas to hit some big plays and keep the Chupacabras at bay...31-23.

SHOUTOUTS
1. Doordash having Arby's...that's what dinner was last night (dogs big fans as well).
2. Direct TV's NBA package...I was pumped about this NBA season with the rookie class and all the player movement (hasn't been a let down minus Zion)...yeah, F U Warriors...GO BUCKS.
3. To my eighth penile reduction surgery (thanks Doc, three more to go).
4. Cabella's - I FUCKING HATE YOU...walk in to buy some ammo and $2300 later...MFers!!!
5. On a more serious note take your Red Cross Adult and Pediatric First Aid/CPR/AED class. I'm nearly 48 and have had to do CPR three times (knowing what to do saves lives). I retook my class yesterday as the two year deal expired over this past summer. Things change in life saving processes and techniques so it's good to stay abreast (ahhhh, boobs) of things.
https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class

SUNDAY $$$$
Tease the Pack and Cowboys (GB +3.5 and Dallas -1/2).
Mavs -4.5 over the Cavs.

Don't worry guys. I contacted Catch and he's working on the fix.

GG........Chile

GG LG

GG SS

GG San Dimas

The season seems to be dragging along at a slow clip and for me usually that's not the case. Maybe with the holiday season upon us and the early nightfall and rain has something to do with that. Speaking of the holiday season get off your duff get out and volunteer at a food bank or something to give back. As a former Marine (yeah yeah "Once a Marine always a Marine") my charity of choice is Toys for Tots. Find something as your time doesn't cost you money although they usually prefer money...

SURVIVOR
23 for 23 on the week.

GOW
Las Vegas Chaos 16
Chile Chupacabras 6

In a low scoring affair the Chaso were able to shut down the Chile O for most of the game and come away with a 10 point win. Las Vegas QB Brady Gun accounted for the games only two TD's passing on scores of 23 and 54.5 yards. Chile was not out of this one as they jumped out to a 6-0 lead. However, the Chaos D held tight and held them out of the endzone forcing two FG's to keep them in the game. Las Vegas would score 10 in the second for the 10-6 halftime lead and score the only points in the second half for the final tally.

DOT OF THE WEEK
Las Vegas Chaos QB Brady Gun. As noted above Gun was responsible for the two lone TD's in the game and completed 21 of 37 tosses for 238 yards. Most importantly, he did not turn the ball over and in a low scoring affair this helped the team get the win.

WEEKLY PICKS

Ethiopian Camel Snackers @ Burma Black Dragons - Snackers are on another level and will make short work of the Dragons this week...45-6.

San Dimas Saints @ Sofia Spiders - Spiders are not off to their usual slow start as they try to keep pace with the Chief and Revenge early - had a battle last season and will get one yet again as the Saints won't go away quietly...31-24.

Not Fast, Just Furious @ Charlestown Chiefs - Chiefs bullying teams in the regular season yet again and I don't expect much to change this week...38-13.

Chile Chupacabras @ Magua's Revenge - The Chupacabras need to get going if they hope to get out of the five hole but it won't happen against the Revenge who's hell bent on getting homefield in the East...34-9.

Running Gag @ Tenerife Crusaders - Gag should have no issue in this one against the winless Crusaders...77-0.

LG Canucks @ Las Vegas Chaos - I'd peg this one game of the week if I actually did one. The Canucks D has been outstanding and I think they get some picks in this one against the pass happy Chaos to pull the upset albeit in a low scoring tilt...10-7.

TOP TEAMS
1. Ethiopian Camel Snackers - My preseason pick for number one currently holding serve.
2. Charlestown Chiefs - Continuing to own the regular season in Casual Pro.
3. Magua's Revenge - A lone loss to the Chiefs has them at second in the East and that's nothing to sneeze at.

DOT NOTES
-QB Boozy is on pace to break his mark of 46 picks last season (23 currently).
-RB Darien Sorenson is on pace for over 4,700 rushing yards (294.4 ypg).
-CB Marquise Tatum led the league in picks last year and leads this season with eight.
-RB Ankara Türkei once again leads the league in receiving yards.

$$$$ TUESDAY
Doing well in my NBA half time scores - logic of they don't play hard until the last five minutes so the better team plays better in the 1st half (seems to be holding strong so far).

Celts -2.5 over Cavs
Spurs -1.5 over Hawks

College hoops starts tonight - F YEAH.
Badgers getting points at home against St. Marys (no research but took WI +2 at the half as a symbolic gesture and I'll be watching).
Teased Lville at -2.5 and Bama -2.5
Ran a four team parlay (more random with -10 to -11.5 with big vs. small schools).
Pumped for the big two games - glad teams get out and run against other top teams unlike FBall.

GG Revenge

Good God the Badgers look bad. Nice play called for the win in regulation.

Edit - they did cover.