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Originally posted by chief c
Sunday my man, Sunday.


but ya'll were 13th, right? Clearly we're 1 better than you, then.
 
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Okay so let's review how bad I did...



Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 1 .. Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1336
HOOD. I mean I could go on and on about how they were in the World League, but when they are HOOD… do you really need to say more?

5-0-0 and exactly where I thought they would be, don't see a loss this season till their rematch on Day 40 with the Chiefs

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 2 .. Java Brewers - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1067
Java just missed out on returning to the WL with a rough 2nd quarter against EEPL giant Korb, but the Brewers are reloaded and ready to rain TDs on EEPL as they march their way to WL. I have them dropping a game to the mighty HOOD, but that may be their only loss of the season.

5-0-0 02/03/2014 will be their only loss

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 3 .. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4132
Powerful team in EEPL that will face some problems due to chemistry, but when you're part of EEPL elite for as long as these guys have been… you find ways to win. I think they'll drop a few games and could miss out on some homefield games, but make no mistake about it this team will be fighting for a WL spot!

3-2-0 Their loss to North Otto is a surprise to me, but otherwise still on track

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 4 .. Glass City Fightn' Thundercats - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4346
On paper, not the best team in the world; however, Tcat is built an amazing team with a strong AI. Make no doubt this is one of the top teams in EEPL, but they are missing my top list because I want him to fight for that WL spot

4-1-0 How much did that Mini Helmet play into that game? Maybe they'll have to game plan against the top three to get a home game.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 5 .. Innsmouth Infamous - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=6160
This team is litteraly Infamous so why wouldn't they be ranked this high? They almost won Regional Pro or at least almost were in the championship game. I'm sure these guys will do this well!!!

3-2-0 No surprises on their losses so they are still on track, but North Otto and Ukraine came to play!

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 6 .. Ukraine is Game to You?! - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=2851
A quality team that I'm probably completely over hyping here, but why not put Ukraine above some top notch EEPL teams. They have good chemistry and some success in the past, this will be their season!

5-0-0 Only 1 real game so far so good job, but you're about to get your first loss.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 7 .. Colonial Marines - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=273
Not sure how you stayed in EEPL or how you could really be ranked higher than the Ballers, but for the fact that you actually played my Chiefs in a close game. Okay yeah we beat you 31-7, but that's a lot closer than I thought it would be so I'm going to give you a playoff spot for that outing; nicely done!

0-5-0 By far the worst opening schedule in the league, but those losses were blow outs so I was WAY wrong on you guys!

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 8 .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION A.D.D. - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6502
Really have a hard time putting the Black Army above the Ballers, but why not make things different than what you would expect. I'm placing you here since you're a new team and I think you may actually game plan this season. I'm hoping that the 0-2 start will make you try to win so don't let me down and make that final playoff spot.

1-4-0 Lost some close one so I was pretty much right on with you, better step up your game because you still haven't played the elite teams yet

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 9 .. Stewart's Black Hand Ballers - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=842
Can't believe I'm putting the mighty Black Hand Ballers here missing the playoffs, but I think the GLB gods didn't help with your schedule. You play against teams you should win, but that could beat you with that chemistry. If you game plan, I think you'll be fine; however, I think you'll roll the dice and just miss the playoffs.

2-3-0 Looks like I was right about you missing the playoffs so far, but there's still time to try and salvage your season.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 10 .. D-Town Demolition - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=2836
D-Town Demotion is a good team name and I like you know your future. You've got a lot of Level 79 players for that low effective level and you're not exactly scaring people in your scrims. Can't see you making the playoffs, but you are a strong contender to upset a few teams that over look you.

3-2-0 Long season with a lot more losses to come, your record does not show how bad you are.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 11 .. Quebec War Eagles - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=5879
You have an almost full roster and good chemistry, but you may want to make a few phone calls because it looks like no one is home. Things went well for you in Regional Pro last season, but were all those inactive players set with their tactics and VAs before this season? I can't see playoffs in your future, but good luck my friend!

0-5-0 Rough opening schedule, but still the lights are on, but no one is home.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 12 .. North Otto Ceramic Howler Monkeys - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=140
Well welcome to Natty Pro and it looks like you have a soft opening schedule that could lure you into a false sense that you could stay here, but you just don't have the fire power to reamain. I hope you plan on game planning for every game or you'll be going back to Regional Pro.

5-0-0 Only surprise was the Black Ballers game; still don't think you can hang. Hell you can't even beat South Otto and my crappy WEPL team did that!

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 13 .. KC's CHIEFS - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=141
Not sure what all to say about you except maybe when you get all your players to boost you'll look stronger, but right now you look over your head. Welcome to Natty Pro, get ready to recruit for Regional Pro next season!

4-1-0 I'm surprised by your results so far, but hopefully it's not from an extreme amount of effort because I doubt the Elite teams have even looked at their schedule.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 14 .. Roanoke Rat Bastards - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=350
Pretty sure Leagacy would take you if you didn't match up with them Week 2, but you could take the Big boys with half a roster. Downside for you is that you'll lose your Week 1 matchup and be lower ranked than Legacy; however, since you'll beat them I'll rank you higher so you feel better.

0-5-0 Nothing to see here.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 15 .. Legacy's Nigeria Nightmares - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2748
Good news is you'll get a win over the Big boys, which I'm still confused why boys is lower cased if they're big, but back on track. You will also see a win in Week 1 over a fellow crappy Legacy team, but that's it. Too many network teams and not enough quality players to go around. Be careful are you might end up like the Addicts

3-2-0 Congrats on beating the other two worst teams in the league, your season is now over start recruiting.

Originally posted by jpjn94
.. # 16 .. New York Big boys - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=38&team_id=675
How the hell? Why in the hell? What where you thinking coming into this league. You should have swapped out with a CPU team in Regional Pro #15 D League, you won't get a win this season!

0-5-0 Nothing to see here.

 
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Hey! Nice update. Better watch out, we just introduced something new and it's looking effective.
 
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Originally posted by Dr. E
Hey! Nice update. Better watch out, we just introduced something new and it's looking effective.


a tampon
 
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damn my crappy built powerback just stomped all over hood. Today is a good day
 
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Originally posted by jpjn94

5-0-0 Only surprise was the Black Ballers game; still don't think you can hang. Hell you can't even beat South Otto and my crappy WEPL team did that!


Well, now we've beaten your #2, #3, #7, #9, and #11. Not bad for #12, right?

Who knows, we may luck into a couple more...

 
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Originally posted by mbinger
Well, now we've beaten your #2, #3, #7, #9, and #11. Not bad for #12, right?

Who knows, we may luck into a couple more...



You guys truly are amazing! I must have been wrong about you, next season you'll own EEPL

 
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lol next season
 
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hopefully your team and Ukraine can stay undefeated until our matchup. As of right now neither team has played a similar opponent so should be a good matchup
 
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Originally posted by lardaddy
lol next season




 
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Originally posted by Robbnva
hopefully your team and Ukraine can stay undefeated until our matchup. As of right now neither team has played a similar opponent so should be a good matchup


p doubtful. haven't you heard? we're terrible. shit, we're only better than 4 other teams in this clown show.
 
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Originally posted by chief c
Sunday my man, Sunday.


GG Chiefs
 
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Originally posted by lardaddy
p doubtful. haven't you heard? we're terrible. shit, we're only better than 4 other teams in this clown show.


Haven't you heard no lardaddy dots are in position to fumble....

Not bad for a team whose DC hasn't logged in since December...nor has all dots boosted...
Edited by gbororats on Jan 26, 2014 23:53:49
Edited by gbororats on Jan 26, 2014 23:53:32
 
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