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¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤ JON'S EEPL PREVIEW ¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤


Tcat had asked me to do a preview for EEPL since the one for WEPL was so great so here goes...


.. # 1 .. Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1336
HOOD. I mean I could go on and on about how they were in the World League, but when they are HOOD… do you really need to say more?


.. # 2 .. Java Brewers - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1067
Java just missed out on returning to the WL with a rough 2nd quarter against EEPL giant Korb, but the Brewers are reloaded and ready to rain TDs on EEPL as they march their way to WL. I have them dropping a game to the mighty HOOD, but that may be their only loss of the season.


.. # 3 .. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4132
Powerful team in EEPL that will face some problems due to chemistry, but when you're part of EEPL elite for as long as these guys have been… you find ways to win. I think they'll drop a few games and could miss out on some homefield games, but make no mistake about it this team will be fighting for a WL spot!


.. # 4 .. Glass City Fightn' Thundercats - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4346
On paper, not the best team in the world; however, Tcat is built an amazing team with a strong AI. Make no doubt this is one of the top teams in EEPL, but they are missing my top list because I want him to fight for that WL spot


.. # 5 .. Innsmouth Infamous - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=6160
This team is litteraly Infamous so why wouldn't they be ranked this high? They almost won Regional Pro or at least almost were in the championship game. I'm sure these guys will do this well!!!


.. # 6 .. Ukraine is Game to You?! - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=2851
A quality team that I'm probably completely over hyping here, but why not put Ukraine above some top notch EEPL teams. They have good chemistry and some success in the past, this will be their season!


.. # 7 .. Colonial Marines - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=273
Not sure how you stayed in EEPL or how you could really be ranked higher than the Ballers, but for the fact that you actually played my Chiefs in a close game. Okay yeah we beat you 31-7, but that's a lot closer than I thought it would be so I'm going to give you a playoff spot for that outing; nicely done!


.. # 8 .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION A.D.D. - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6502
Really have a hard time putting the Black Army above the Ballers, but why not make things different than what you would expect. I'm placing you here since you're a new team and I think you may actually game plan this season. I'm hoping that the 0-2 start will make you try to win so don't let me down and make that final playoff spot.


.. # 9 .. Stewart's Black Hand Ballers - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=842
Can't belive I'm putting the mighty Black Hand Ballers here missing the playoffs, but I think the GLB gods didn't help with your schedule. You play against teams you should win, but that could beat you with that chemistry. If you game plan, I think you'll be fine; however, I think you'll roll the dice and just miss the playoffs.


.. # 10 .. D-Town Demolition - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=2836
D-Town Demotion is a good team name and I like you know your future. You've got a lot of Level 79 players for that low effective level and you're not exactly scarying people in your scrims. Can't see you making the playoffs, but you are a strong contender to upset a few teams that over look you.


.. # 11 .. Quebec War Eagles - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=5879
You have an almost full roster and good chemistry, but you may want to make a few phone calls because it looks like no one is home. Things went well for you in Regional Pro last season, but were all those inactive players set with their tactics and VAs before this season? I can't see playoffs in your future, but good luck my friend!


.. # 12 .. North Otto Ceramic Howler Monkeys - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=140
Well welcome to Natty Pro and it looks like you have a soft opening schedule that could lure you into a false sense that you could stay here, but you just don't have the fire power to reamain. I hope you plan on game planning for every game or you'll be going back to Regional Pro.


.. # 13 .. KC's CHIEFS - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=141
Not sure what all to say about you except maybe when you get all your players to boost you'll look stronger, but right now you look over your head. Welcome to Natty Pro, get ready to recruit for Regional Pro next season!


.. # 14 .. Roanoke Rat Bastards - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=350
Pretty sure Leagacy would take you if you didn't match up with them Week 2, but you could take the Big boys with half a roster. Downside for you is that you'll lose your Week 1 matchup and be lower ranked than Legacy; however, since you'll beat them I'll rank you higher so you feel better.


.. # 15 .. Legacy's Nigeria Nightmares - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2748
Good news is you'll get a win over the Big boys, which I'm still confused why boys is lower cased if they're big, but back on track. You will also see a win in Week 1 over a fellow crappy Legacy team, but that's it. Too many network teams and not enough quality players to go around. Be careful are you might end up like the Addicts


.. # 16 .. New York Big boys - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=38&team_id=675
How the hell? Why in the hell? What where you thinking coming into this league. You should have swapped out with a CPU team in Regional Pro #15 D League, you won't get a win this season!









After all that, I'm pretty sure this is still the most accurate:

WEPL > EEPL

Edited by jpjn94 on Jan 7, 2014 22:59:06
 
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Okay okay maybe if I get bored tomorrow I'll do something, but that one is pretty accurate!

 
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Originally posted by jpjn94
Okay okay maybe if I get bored tomorrow I'll do something, but that one is pretty accurate!



LOL. Not bad, I can only see one error.
 
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this thread delivers?
 
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Originally posted by El Kabong
this thread is terribad (so far). Where the fuck is the league write-up???


 
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Originally posted by BDizzle80
Originally posted by El Kabong

this thread is terribad (so far). Where the fuck is the league write-up???




 
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Originally posted by POOPERDOG7
Originally posted by BDizzle80
Originally posted by El Kabong

this thread is terribad (so far). Where the fuck is the league write-up???




Originally posted by jpjn94
¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤ JON'S EEPL PREVIEW ¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤


Tcat had asked me to do a preview for EEPL since the one for WEPL was so great so here goes...


WEPL > EEPL



 
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cmon ukraine a mim helmet already. i lead the league last season with most mini helmets used against me.


fuckn hey ukraine.....bastards
 
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btw tcats should be 2 java 3 ukraine 4 wasps 5 ballers 6 volvo 7 and colonial 8
 
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Originally posted by Thundercat_12
cmon ukraine a mim helmet already. i lead the league last season with most mini helmets used against me.


fuckn hey ukraine.....bastards


it's a compliment
 
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Good write-up... jpjn
 
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Nice write up.
 
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the fuck
 
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Very nice. Thanks for doing this.
 
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Originally posted by jpjn94

.. # 12 .. North Otto Ceramic Howler Monkeys - http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=39&team_id=140
Well welcome to Natty Pro and it looks like you have a soft opening schedule that could lure you into a false sense that you could stay here, but you just don't have the fire power to reamain. I hope you plan on game planning for every game or you'll be going back to Regional Pro.


O_o
Edited by TruthHammer on Jan 8, 2014 19:18:46
 
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