Warrior General Games

don't call it a comeback

Consolidated list of fail
Offseason - Boston Punks, Clandestine Knights, Death City Reapers, San Antonio Demonik Whooping Cranes
Preseason - SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL global ranking
Week 1 - Victoria Teabaggers run offense and run defense
Week 2 - Puffington Magic Dragons post-first-quarter
Week 3 - Burnside Bandits 4th quarter
Week 4 - THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL's lack of big plays
Week 5 - Clandestine Knights offense
Week 6 - Thaaktown Razor Dawgs blows 21-0 lead
Week 7 - Call of Duty Black Ops depth chart fail
Week 8 - Boston Punk'd by a CPU team
Week 9 - anonymous ranker
Week 10 - Victoria Teabaggers' second-half passing
Week 11 - Sunday Funday upset
Week 12 - Puffington Magic Dragons Free Beer Day
Week 13 - Semarang Red Bulls vs Call of Duty Black Ops
Week 14 - Oseberg Vikings first-half and last 72 seconds defense
Week 15 - Victoria Teabaggers middle 26 minutes

The offseason fail is awarded to Boston, Clandestine, Death City, and San Antonio for not even fielding half a roster by day 48. Congrats, Punks and Knights and Reapers and Demonik Whooping Cranes!

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OFFSEASON FAIL
Boston Punks, Clandestine Knights, Death City Reapers, San Antonio Demonik Whooping Cranes

Preseason fail goes to SOCIETY for having the lowest global rank in CPL at the end of preseason, at #270. That's barely even a pro league ranking. Congrats, TEXAS FOOTBALL!

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OFFSEASON FAIL
SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL global ranking

It's not where you start but where you finish, right?
I'm scheduling ranked scrimmages to patsies now, because our chem is definitely not helping us during the regular season.

Week 1 fail goes to the Victoria run game! Trying to hold off a persistent Oakland ground and pound, they surrendered the lead on long touchdown runs in both the 2nd and 4th quarters. Lack of offensive running success helped wear out their own defense as well. Total damage: Outrushed 224-40 (not counting sacks) in a game Canada needed for conference supremacy! (Who am I kidding, we got blown out in the 9 other losses.) Congrats, Teabaggers!

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WEEK 1 FAIL
Victoria Teabaggers run offense and run defense

So filled with pride

Still the best game of the week.

- Sticky imo

lulzPuff

fml

Week 2 fail goes to Puffington's finish. So much for chemistry... Puff was riding high with a non-conference win and a 10-0 lead after the first play of the second quarter. What followed was a slow, anguished death at the hands of a team with such low chemistry, Bryan Cranston would be ashamed. Outgained 395-133.5 and outscored 13-0 in the final 44:56 of regulation plus overtime, Puff never crossed the Society of Texas 46 yard line and struggled to get off the field defensively. Congrats, Magic Dragons!

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WEEK 2 FAIL
Puffington Magic Dragons post-first-quarter