So do i really need to learn anything each week? esp about sucky dot teams when i already learned who the good ones are....and i def. know who the best CPU Team is 
. Instead im just going to take sometime to belittle some of you... Enjoy
1. Lactacting Nips... WTF?! FTGLBW (F' The GLB World lol simpletons .. Quote from Munch " you pick the one where we actually recorded a pretty impressive win? " REALLY!.... no, no really?! Impressive?! you beat UCF Knights by 1..who beat a REAL CPU Team by 14...The same UCF knights that went 15-12 last season.... Pretty impressive. luckily ZMJ has a good team to fall back on...OUCH!
2. Im still rather impressed with Nips Vic. but we most continue, i know its depressing...but fun to talk about right?...Ever look at the ranks and think...Whos the shittiest 3-0 team up there... I have.
Lets play a game of who beat who. Utah Pumas start the season by beating chicago machine, a pretty pathetic team, by 7 teams. Now keep that in mind....Utah Pumas then went on to get blown out by the Expendables (Your avg 3-0 team Stats n Skill wise). Then 3rd Coast KINGS beat Utah Pumas by just 7 points. *Screech* ... The s0ng i was listening to just stopped playing, wierd, right?.... No really it did im not lying...ok i am. anywho, If you followed that you know what im saying homeslice.
3. Each week it seems like it gets harder and harder to write these, but logically it should be getting easier and easier to write these as im learning more and more about the people and teams in this league. Then again this is called the 5 Things i didnt learn so in all actuality im not really learning anything about anybody for no particular reason.... wait, there is a reason....i just dont give a f**K... esp if it hurts your feelings because your to mature to handle the truth.... and people say the truth isnt funny ^^ Thats funny shit bro!
4. A list of the 3-0 Teams no one has talked about... EVER...ok maybe just yet this season. Sorrento Stallions... Sorrento brand cheese is good... sorry, back to topic. O'side Peewees, mentioned them briefly in week 1 matchups but i think its due to they avoid the forums for fear of retaliation.
and last but not least the Monstarz... when you spell it like that... it even looks scary, doesnt it?
5. Wow, where to go with this last one... oh i know... If your team beat a "REAl" CPU team this season by 1 point, your team probably blows more cock then madonna in her prime. Here, ill help ya out... theres more then 1 team that has done it and less then 3 teams. Tis a shame. its also a shame that i have to we have two types of CPU teams these days...imagine how much easier things would be if RipTide would just admit hes really a Apple Computer using Windows 7 because its better then what he has
And with that i leave you the 5 Things i didnt learn this week*..... No stop! ..... Stop! ..... hold your applause until im officially done typing damn it.......
Ok....
Officially done typi n g damn it!
. Instead im just going to take sometime to belittle some of you... Enjoy1. Lactacting Nips... WTF?! FTGLBW (F' The GLB World lol simpletons .. Quote from Munch " you pick the one where we actually recorded a pretty impressive win? " REALLY!.... no, no really?! Impressive?! you beat UCF Knights by 1..who beat a REAL CPU Team by 14...The same UCF knights that went 15-12 last season.... Pretty impressive. luckily ZMJ has a good team to fall back on...OUCH!
2. Im still rather impressed with Nips Vic. but we most continue, i know its depressing...but fun to talk about right?...Ever look at the ranks and think...Whos the shittiest 3-0 team up there... I have.
Lets play a game of who beat who. Utah Pumas start the season by beating chicago machine, a pretty pathetic team, by 7 teams. Now keep that in mind....Utah Pumas then went on to get blown out by the Expendables (Your avg 3-0 team Stats n Skill wise). Then 3rd Coast KINGS beat Utah Pumas by just 7 points. *Screech* ... The s0ng i was listening to just stopped playing, wierd, right?.... No really it did im not lying...ok i am. anywho, If you followed that you know what im saying homeslice.
3. Each week it seems like it gets harder and harder to write these, but logically it should be getting easier and easier to write these as im learning more and more about the people and teams in this league. Then again this is called the 5 Things i didnt learn so in all actuality im not really learning anything about anybody for no particular reason.... wait, there is a reason....i just dont give a f**K... esp if it hurts your feelings because your to mature to handle the truth.... and people say the truth isnt funny ^^ Thats funny shit bro!
4. A list of the 3-0 Teams no one has talked about... EVER...ok maybe just yet this season. Sorrento Stallions... Sorrento brand cheese is good... sorry, back to topic. O'side Peewees, mentioned them briefly in week 1 matchups but i think its due to they avoid the forums for fear of retaliation.
and last but not least the Monstarz... when you spell it like that... it even looks scary, doesnt it? 5. Wow, where to go with this last one... oh i know... If your team beat a "REAl" CPU team this season by 1 point, your team probably blows more cock then madonna in her prime. Here, ill help ya out... theres more then 1 team that has done it and less then 3 teams. Tis a shame. its also a shame that i have to we have two types of CPU teams these days...imagine how much easier things would be if RipTide would just admit hes really a Apple Computer using Windows 7 because its better then what he has
And with that i leave you the 5 Things i didnt learn this week*..... No stop! ..... Stop! ..... hold your applause until im officially done typing damn it.......
Ok....
Officially done typi n g damn it!
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 25, 2011 16:04:29
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 25, 2011 16:02:35
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 25, 2011 16:01:32
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 25, 2011 15:59:38
Pretty good of you to put that. I do have a MacBook Pro and I do run Windows 7 (only when needed for stubborn .exe files) in a virtual machine. You're pretty amazing bthomas. 
