Warrior General Games

Originally posted by shepsterbird
Originally posted by Daedalus

Hey All,

My Credentials are worse after that Bronko's team of the same era.

Have a player that don't need retire.and might see what happens after those 5-10 down seasons.

Anyone interested!?



think we found another Darncat Multi

Originally posted by Seric
Stop crying Darncat

stop whining, roco

Originally posted by Daedalus
Man, apparently they will give you the whole farm if you just ask for it.

Due to time constraints, I re-negotiated just this team instead: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2


who do u think you are fooling? I can still see your worthless bastard eyes zombies right there. you just changed your name you are the same moron who always ran that idiot painfully garbage donkey kong team. you don't even try to win because you know you couldn't you just set out to ruin a game other people enjoyed. you exceed at sucking. literally no one in GLB has ever been worse at it than you are. how do i block ppl like you? you are not worth the time of day

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
stop whining, roco

What?

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
who do u think you are fooling? I can still see your worthless bastard eyes zombies right there. you just changed your name you are the same moron who always ran that idiot painfully garbage donkey kong team. you don't even try to win because you know you couldn't you just set out to ruin a game other people enjoyed. you exceed at sucking. literally no one in GLB has ever been worse at it than you are. how do i block ppl like you? you are not worth the time of day

I literally think you must be retarded Jeffcat. And I mean retarded, not mentally handicapped or disabled. Good old pre-2000's retarded.

Btw, podger1001 owned the team before last season. I had only joined his team a couple seasons earlier since he had a retirement team going and I was looking for a new landing spot for FS Glossy Eyes. I was never a member of any of his Monkey Kong teams, but I'm sure they were a lot of fun as podger seems like a pretty cool cat. And I mean "cool cat" as in pre-2019 cool cat, back before you and all your "family members" made the word cat gay in general. And I mean gay as in good old 1980's slang for lame. And I mean "Family members" as in multis. But RIP to the one who was beaten to death in a cemetary by Nazis for being Jewish or whatever the hell story you spewed out that one time...are you related to Jussie Smollett by chance?

I changed my Agent name from BuddyRyans34D to Daedalus last season when I bought the team after podger went MIA, then I renamed the team to Elysium Immortals and have been working with other Owners and Agents to build a full-decline retirement league. I think you will be excited to see that Elysium won 5 games this season: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2. Which is quite the accomplishment for the "worst team of all time", no?

I'm sure you will be even happier to hear that retirement league is working, as we now have 3 teams in the same RPE#3 Conference you were the "Champ" of a few seasons ago. Which never would have gained any traction had you not started this thread.

...which means, ultimately, you actually "ruined" the game for yourself you incel. And I mean "incel" as in the wtf made-up word you seem to enjoy using so much that gives everyone yet another glimpse at how retarded you are. And I mean "retarded" as in, well, see paragraph one above.

And now you sit there, stewing in your anger, not sure which personality to thrust forward in your defense. The truth is, it doesn't matter. Your limited vocabulary and elementary school grammar skills shine through in all your personalities, making them painfully easy to identify.

This all made me giggle, but now I'm hungry. Think I'll go have a steak and a bourbon and conjure up new ideas for ruining this game. Wish me luck!

Originally posted by Daedalus

And now you sit there, stewing in your anger, not sure which personality to thrust forward in your defense. The truth is, it doesn't matter. Your limited vocabulary and elementary school grammar skills shine through in all your personalities, making them painfully easy to identify.


Truer words have never been spoken.

That's like...the best thing i've read all day

Meeeooooowwww 😹

What Cat
Daedalus I like the Idea about plateau players Period.
TJ Follow the trolls
Me I go build players for 1 and out and D league.

Originally posted by shepsterbird
What Cat
Daedalus I like the Idea about plateau players Period.
TJ Follow the trolls
Me I go build players for 1 and out and D league.


Not sure if this is some new form of freestyle haiku or verbal diarrhea, but if you're interested in sending your old dots to Elysium or another retirement squad, shoot me a PM. We always have room for a few more Agents of questionable sanity.

Shepsterbird makes me long for the good ol' days of Skibodragula.

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Shepsterbird makes me long for the good ol' days of Skibodragula.

The Green Frog was one of the good guys

Originally posted by Daedalus
Not sure if this is some new form of freestyle haiku or verbal diarrhea, but if you're interested in sending your old dots to Elysium or another retirement squad, shoot me a PM. We always have room for a few more Agents of questionable sanity.

maybe his love for you is like diarrhea.. he just cant hold it in! Lol

Originally posted by FOKKER
maybe his love for you is like diarrhea.. he just cant hold it in! Lol

Gonna have to try that line out on the wifey and see how it goes over. I think it's a 50/50 proposition between getting lucky and sleeping on the couch. 75/25 if I get a couple glasses of wine in her first. Wish me luck!