Warrior General Games

Originally posted by 5STAR
when the girls from porn lay in bed at night do they think about all the money shots and wonder where it all went wrong?
When they talk to their parents do they get ashamed looks?
Do they have sex on first dates? If they make their date wait for a 2nd/3rd date how does he feel when he sees 5 random guys up her backside.

'at least she's not a prostitute...'

Originally posted by foofighter24
I wonder what someone is thinking when they give you a gift card to a store you do not shop at, that cannot possibly buy anything worth having?

O hai there, $25 gift card to Pottery Barn. You will certainly come in handy when I need to buy fake apples to fill a vase with or half a throw pillow.

lol'ed

Originally posted by LordEvil
Going to get some McDonalds for breakfast. Too cold in my house to cook. Deluxe breakfast sounds good right about now.

doesn't cooking make your house warm?

err, maybe I just do it wrong.

Originally posted by LeeRJet
re-gift it back to them.
they'll appreciate it more than you.

but do it like the day it expires.

Shaving a beard sucks for multiple reasons. I had an awesome 3 1/2" Abe Lincoln/Amish down past my Adams Apple, but I had to shave it with new uniform requirements even though I work in the back, away from customers

1. Shit takes forever when its this long and you aren't shaving it completely off
2. Hair. Hair everywhere.
3. My neck and chin are cold.
4. I have nothing socially acceptable to play with when I'm bored.
5. I have nothing to stroke to look like I'm actually considering what people say
6. I went from looking my age or thereabouts (20ish) to looking like a damn 14 year old

Originally posted by Deathblade
For example, after walking home from 7/11, I realized that convenience stores must really, really dread the first week or so of January.

All of the "new year's resolutions" to lose weight, quit drinking, quit smoking, etc. probably wreck havoc on their sales.

Energy drinks, protein shakes and diet sodas all help carry the guy cutting out sugar, actually doesn't have a huge impact because people still buy water and w/e they need to drink

Originally posted by happylittletrees
couple that with no cash, and huge CC bills.

1st of the month, poor people get their money again

Originally posted by foofighter24
During the hiring process, people should be asked if they are the type of person to organize shit like secret santa, and immediately excluded if they are. The awkward games at the office party are the biggest reason I ponder not going to them.
During the hiring process I want to know if you are capable of organizing a secret santa, not because I think its important but because its a mindset like this that can bring down an entire team

Originally posted by Pen15
Calzones are pretty underrated, everyone should eat more of them. Especially Ethiopians.

Calzones can be good when they are loaded with the right combination of meat and cheese but the issue I have is places like sbarro use cheap ass ingredients and its terrible, premium ingredients = win

Originally posted by foofighter24
Well yeah, that is the only reason any of us participate.

We do Adopt-a-Family at work and one year I refused to participate because I questioned the selection of that particular family. The dirty looks could melt steel.

lol, you're a fucking cancer

Originally posted by LordEvil
Going to get some McDonalds for breakfast. Too cold in my house to cook. Deluxe breakfast sounds good right about now.

I usually hit up the hot mocha with skim and a hashbrown if I am going there, usually only hit it up when I don't have time to make a juice in the morning but its a solid meal

Why is "doping" frowned upon in sports and/or against the rules?

I couldn't see the "unfair advantage" argument being used, as everyone could take them just like everyone can train and drink protein shakes.

Potential health risks? We are already paying them millions of dollars to just destroy their bodies and joints for our entertainment, seems hypocritical to use this as a reason.

Well because you can't make it illegal to use drugs, if you do, at which points will kids start using htem? 15? earlier?

It's proven that taking peds during your teenage age will have even worst effects on your body then it already does if you are an adult.

On the other hand, my personal opinion is that, it's their body to do as they wish and if they want to have better performances, well the better for me...

Chobani Pomegranate FTW.