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Deathblade
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I think of a lot of random shit that isn't worthy of a thread but would like to post it, so I'm going to post it here.
 
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For example, after walking home from 7/11, I realized that convenience stores must really, really dread the first week or so of January.

All of the "new year's resolutions" to lose weight, quit drinking, quit smoking, etc. probably wreck havoc on their sales.
Edited by Deathblade on Jan 5, 2013 22:12:19
 
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Originally posted by Deathblade
For example, after walking home from 7/11, I realized that convenience stores must really, really dread the first week or so of January.

All of the "new year's resolutions" to lose weight, quit drinking, quit smoking, etc. probably wreck havoc on their sales.


couple that with no cash, and huge CC bills.
 
foofighter24
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So this is going to be your Twitter?
 
5STAR
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when the girls from porn lay in bed at night do they think about all the money shots and wonder where it all went wrong?
When they talk to their parents do they get ashamed looks?
Do they have sex on first dates? If they make their date wait for a 2nd/3rd date how does he feel when he sees 5 random guys up her backside.
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Deathblade
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Originally posted by foofighter24
So this is going to be your Twitter?


It' is GD's collective twitter.
 
Deathblade
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Originally posted by 5STAR
when the girls from porn lay in bed at night do they think about all the money shots and wonder where it all went wrong?
When they talk to their parents do they get ashamed looks?
Do they have sex on first dates? If they make their date wait for a 2nd/3rd date how does he feel when he sees 5 random guys up her backside.


From what I've heard, most of the kind of disconnect themselves from their pornselves. There's obvious exceptions though, like Bree Olson that is just an over the top nympho.
 
foofighter24
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I wonder what someone is thinking when they give you a gift card to a store you do not shop at, that cannot possibly buy anything worth having?

O hai there, $25 gift card to Pottery Barn. You will certainly come in handy when I need to buy fake apples to fill a vase with or half a throw pillow.
 
Deathblade
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But I guess not doing the whole disconnection thing kind of played hell on her, and she dropped out of the industry after a couple years.
 
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Originally posted by foofighter24
I wonder what someone is thinking when they give you a gift card to a store you do not shop at, that cannot possibly buy anything worth having?

O hai there, $25 gift card to Pottery Barn. You will certainly come in handy when I need to buy fake apples to fill a vase with or half a throw pillow.


My sister bought me a Starbucks gift card.

I've literally never spent a dime at Starbucks and don't even drink coffee.

Sigh
 
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I got a $20 super america gift card from the secret santa at work. the closet one to my house is more than $20 worth of gas for me to get there.
 
foofighter24
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During the hiring process, people should be asked if they are the type of person to organize shit like secret santa, and immediately excluded if they are. The awkward games at the office party are the biggest reason I ponder not going to them.
 
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Originally posted by foofighter24
During the hiring process, people should be asked if they are the type of person to organize shit like secret santa, and immediately excluded if they are. The awkward games at the office party are the biggest reason I ponder not going to them.


agree. I just didn't want to be the only guy not participating. that's worse.
 
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Originally posted by Deathblade
My sister bought me a Starbucks gift card.

I've literally never spent a dime at Starbucks and don't even drink coffee.

Sigh


just get hot chocolate. and make sure they add lots of whipped cream. it's okay sometimes
 
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ATTN everyone: If you order a Baconator, you're supposed to tell them how much bacon you want. Most people dont know this and get the default 4 pieces. I just ordered a 10 piece to confirm. Bacalicious.
 
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