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Originally posted by ImTheScientist
Originally posted by scarletmbb

I support the Cobra Kai and want to talk about their awesomeness

Dear Scarletmbb,

Thank you for all the love on the message boards and on GLB radio last week. We really appreciate you taking the time to declare our awesomeness....even though it was common knowlege. It means a lot coming from a mod. Can you please do us one more favor and sticky this thread?

Regards,
ImTheScientist


All in favor...say aye!

AYE!

AYE! AYE! Cobra Kai!

Aye, may the thunder turn my way.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Originally posted by Dogwar

Did you guys know Cobra Kai has their own element on the periodic chart? Its element AWE.
here are some of its properties
1.Can fuel vehicles for 1000yrs
2.If ingested your farts will smell like candy coated mint cremes
3.If you hit a midget with it he turns into 100 shiny gold coins
4.Put it under your pillow and the tooth fairy will come and give you a rusty trombone
5.When women hold it they lose 10pounds of fat and gain 2 cup sizes.

AWE indeed

You had me at "If you hit a midget"...

Patton Oswalt would be happy to hear you like his work. Maybe Dogwar would like to tell you about how if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I guess he does his best work when he's drunk because it helps his conscience handle the fact that he passes off the work of others as his own.

Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Originally posted by Skanker irl

Originally posted by Dogwar


Did you guys know Cobra Kai has their own element on the periodic chart? Its element AWE.
here are some of its properties
1.Can fuel vehicles for 1000yrs
2.If ingested your farts will smell like candy coated mint cremes
3.If you hit a midget with it he turns into 100 shiny gold coins
4.Put it under your pillow and the tooth fairy will come and give you a rusty trombone
5.When women hold it they lose 10pounds of fat and gain 2 cup sizes.

AWE indeed

You had me at "If you hit a midget"...

Patton Oswalt would be happy to hear you like his work. Maybe Dogwar would like to tell you about how if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I guess he does his best work when he's drunk because it helps his conscience handle the fact that he passes off the work of others as his own.

Are you on coke and tossing midgets?

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Originally posted by ImTheScientist

Originally posted by scarletmbb


I support the Cobra Kai and want to talk about their awesomeness

Dear Scarletmbb,

Thank you for all the love on the message boards and on GLB radio last week. We really appreciate you taking the time to declare our awesomeness....even though it was common knowlege. It means a lot coming from a mod. Can you please do us one more favor and sticky this thread?

Regards,
ImTheScientist


All in favor...say aye!

AYE!

AYEx2!

Originally posted by Dogwar
Im The Scientist once caught the bullet meant for JFK..with his TEETH!Unfortunately JFK's Head exploded from sheer amazement.

lulz ensued

Originally posted by Dogwar
Did you guys know Cobra Kai has their own element on the periodic chart? Its element AWE.
here are some of its properties
1.Can fuel vehicles for 1000yrs
2.If ingested your farts will smell like candy coated mint cremes
3.If you hit a midget with it he turns into 100 shiny gold coins
4.Put it under your pillow and the tooth fairy will come and give you a rusty trombone
5.When women hold it they lose 10pounds of fat and gain 2 cup sizes.

AWE indeed

LMAO.

Does Cobra Kai have a leg so strong that they themselves cannot sweep it?

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
The Cobra Kai can hit you so hard that they can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally fall to the ground and yell "Who swept my leg?"

Fixed it for you

Originally posted by Meech
Originally posted by ImTheScientist

The Cobra Kai can hit you so hard that they can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally fall to the ground and yell "Who swept my leg?"

Fixed it for you

hehehe

Cobra Kai favored by 81 points in tomorrow's game.

Any takers?

Originally posted by Nevstar
Does Cobra Kai have a leg so strong that they themselves cannot sweep it?


If such an unlikely event were to occur, the whole universe would divide by 0.

Cobra Kai wax off.

Originally posted by Elijah
Cobra Kai wax off.

Style points have been awarded.