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# The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off the Cobra Kai” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

# Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're the Cobra Kai. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

# The Cobra Kai can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
# The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off the Cobra Kai” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

# Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're the Cobra Kai. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

# The Cobra Kai can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

So it is written.. so shall it be done.

We even have copycats! The Montevideo Newbs are trying to imitate us.

"Trying" being the key word.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
We even have copycats! The Montevideo Newbs are trying to imitate us.

"Trying" being the key word.

The only problem is nobody can recreate the awesomeness that is the Cobra Kai.

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
Originally posted by Skanker irl

We even have copycats! The Montevideo Newbs are trying to imitate us.

"Trying" being the key word.

The only problem is nobody can recreate the awesomeness that is the Cobra Kai.

Seriously. It's like one guy bumping all the threads lol.

Yes, but they only get 2-4 responses=thread dead

Originally posted by IrishDawg42
Yes, but they only get 2-4 responses=thread dead

Yeah I refuse to participate in that nonsense...

Sinking ship.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Originally posted by IrishDawg42

Yes, but they only get 2-4 responses=thread dead

Yeah I refuse to participate in that nonsense...

Sinking ship.

co-sign

I wouldnt sully my presence there..and Im really drunk.

The Cobra Kai can hit you so hard that they can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Originally posted by Dogwar
I wouldnt sully my presence there..and Im really drunk.

:goodposting:

Cobra Kai have discovered the cure for Ice cream Brain Freeze. :o

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
The Cobra Kai can hit you so hard that they can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

"What the hell was that?" is it time for Mork and Mindy yet Johnny, and why did you kick me?

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
The Cobra Kai can hit you so hard that they can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Yeah, this is one of Larusso's offspring...look how he turned out:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/user_pic.pl?user_id=51106

Originally posted by scarletmbb
I support the Cobra Kai and want to talk about their awesomeness

Dear Scarletmbb,

Thank you for all the love on the message boards and on GLB radio last week. We really appreciate you taking the time to declare our awesomeness....even though it was common knowlege. It means a lot coming from a mod. Can you please do us one more favor and sticky this thread?

Regards,
ImTheScientist