Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | False start penalty committed by Lonnie Silver | Replay |
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Poopie Pants McGraw over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick D. Brooks] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | CSG Kratos rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: James H. Harrison] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Burton Cummings pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Tyrann D. Mathieu (Power Through)] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Randle] | Replay |
| 13:30 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Poopie Pants McGraw over the middle intercepted by Derrick D. Brooks (0 yd return) [tackle: Poopie Pants McGraw] | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 13:25 | ||||
| 13:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Justin J. Jefferson over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to George K. Kittle over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Christian J. McCaffrey up the right side [deflected by Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:46 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Justin J. Jefferson over the middle [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:41 | 4th & 10 | OPP 31 | 48 yd field goal attempted by Brandon Aubrey~, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 12:37 | ||||
| 12:37 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey~, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Burton Cummings pitch to CSG Kratos to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alfred Williams] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Richard K. Sherman] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antoine Winfield Jr.] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | Burton Cummings pass to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi up the right side [deflected by Alfred Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:47 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Speed IPA DuHalsKi up the left side [deflected by Antoine Winfield Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:44 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 63 yd, fielded by Devin D. Hester (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 10:36 | ||||
| 10:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Bijan Robinson~ over the middle [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Justin J. Jefferson up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Greg Cook screen pass to Austin Ekeler to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 4th & 4 | OWN 31 | Punt by Reggie Roby, 55 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (11 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: John T. Lynch] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:45 | ||||
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Burton Cummings pitch to CSG Kratos [missed diving tackle: Tyrann D. Mathieu (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Ray A. Lewis] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick L. Willis] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 30 | Burton Cummings pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Justin J. Watt] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 28.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the right side intercepted by Mike Harrison [missed tackle: Poopie Pants McGraw] [TD] (35 yd return) | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey~, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey~, 75 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Warren C. Sapp] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Burton Cummings pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Richard K. Sherman] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Snoop Dogg over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Everson C. Walls] | Replay |
| 6:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Burton Cummings pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle intercepted by Richard K. Sherman, 0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 6:13 | ||||
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Encroachment penalty committed by IT ... DE | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 5 | OWN 25 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Bijan Robinson~ over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Bijan Robinson~ over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly [deflected by Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Justin J. Jefferson over the middle [deflected by Dolo Diaby] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Ahorseis Ahourseofcourse over the middle, caught [TD] (65.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:22 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey~, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:22 | ||||
| 5:22 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey~, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Burton Cummings pass to Dante Osborn over the middle intercepted by Ronnie M. Lott (42 yd return) [diving tackle: Poopie Pants McGraw] | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 5:11 | ||||
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Cedarian "CeeDee" Lamb up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Evan Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Cedarian "CeeDee" Lamb up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Jamie Bottoms] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to George K. Kittle up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:56 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey~, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey~, 69 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (33.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Tyrann D. Mathieu] | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Burton Cummings pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Ronnie M. Lott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi screen pass to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Reggie H. White] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 34 | Burton Cummings bad pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by John Randle] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:18 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Darth Stache, 45 yd, fielded by Devin D. Hester (10 yd return) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| Brothers in Arms 4:11 | ||||
| 4:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | KoB's Greg Cook rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 28.5 | Caleb S. Williams rush [missed diving tackle: Anton Brooks (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 35 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Christopher "Jason" Witten up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Christian J. McCaffrey over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Dolo Diaby] (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Greg Cook pass to Bijan Robinson~ up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 35 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 35 | KoB's Greg Cook pitch to KoB's Joe "The Jet" Perry [missed tackle: Al Czervic] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Greg Cook bad pass to Christian J. McCaffrey up the right side [deflected by Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | Caleb S. Williams rush [missed tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Hurdle)] to the left (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | KoB's Greg Cook screen pass to Bijan Robinson~ to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |