Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 69 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page (17 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Monty Burns] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Jack White rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Haloti Ngata] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 18.5 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to John Bonham to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Ty Robinson (Hurdle)] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Eric Clapton rush to the left (4 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Monty Burns] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 23.5 | Eric Clapton rush [missed diving tackle: Don Shinnick (Spin)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Matthew Bailey] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 29.5 | Eric Clapton rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 4th & 5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by James Hetfield, 62 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| The Mob 11:54 | ||||
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Moss * up the right side, caught (35 yd gain) [tackle: Keith Richards] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (38 yd gain) [tackle: Geddy Lee] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 15 | Billy Riggs rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 12.5 | Billy Riggs rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Moss * over the middle, caught [TD] (9 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:08 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 76 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jack White rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Matthew Bailey] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jack White to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to John Paul Jones over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tomislav Ivišić] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Eric Clapton rush [missed tackle: Juwan Stout (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 37 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jim Morrison to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | Eric Clapton rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 4th & 8 | OWN 33 | Punt by James Hetfield, 41 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Mob 5:56 | ||||
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (32 yd gain) [tackle: Duff McKagan] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle [deflected by Keith Richards] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | Cam Newton rush [missed tackle: Randy Rhoads] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Robin Zander] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 41 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Stefon M. Diggs up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle [deflected by Tommy Lee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Cam Newton rush [missed diving tackle: Duff McKagan (Hurdle)] to the left (8 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Grace Slick] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 21.5 | Billy Riggs rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Grace Slick] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle [deflected by James Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Cam Newton rush [missed diving tackle: Peter Frampton (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: David Bowie (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geddy Lee] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 10.5 | Billy Riggs rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:40 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 1:40 | ||||
| 1:40 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 71 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jim Morrison to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Jack White rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Haloti Ngata] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Jack White rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Monty Burns] | Replay |