Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 13:05 | Metal | TD | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the left side intercepted by MM CB [missed diving tackle: VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR] [TD] (80 yd return); Extra point attempted by Doji ¤, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:41 | Spaghetti | TD | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:26 | Spaghetti | FG | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Metal | Spaghetti | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 7.5 | 139 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 2.5 | 47 |
| Rushes | 1 | 17 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.5 | 2.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 5 | 92 |
| Completions/Attempts | 1/4 | 10/12 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.3 | 7.7 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 37 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 1:28 | 13:32 |
| Passing |
| Metal | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Kakita ¤ |
5 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 25 | 1.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Stanley Paul |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
26 | 10 | 12 | 92 | 83.3 | 7.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Falco Grigio |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Metal | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Breaking Cankles |
1 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Night Warrior |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lo Sciacallo |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Tom Reagan |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Daisuke Jigen |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jill McBain |
12 | 12 | 37.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
10 | 4 | 8.5 | 2.1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB BUCK NEKKID |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Metal | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Tom Reagan |
4 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Who The Fook Is This Guy |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Capitano Schnooker |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Eddie Dane |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kristian Cooley |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Shosuro ¤ |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rex Strange |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jess Cowan MOJO |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speedy II |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kadeem Richardson |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
10 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 6.7 | 8.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
8 | 2 | 1 | 23.5 | 23.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
7 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 10.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
7 | 1 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB BUCK NEKKID |
15 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni Gasparo |
12 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KPs Blocking you |
10 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sanemi Shinazugawa |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hotaru Haganezuka |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Allan Goode |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Metal | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Doji ¤ |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 70 | 70 |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 151 | 75.5 |
| Punting |
| Metal | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Isawa ¤ |
1 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Metal | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Night Warrior |
1 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Metal | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Fred Schmitt |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Matsu ¤ |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Courtney "Mojo" Angel |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Lawrence Hatfield |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Togashi ¤ |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Leo O'Bannon |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Hida ¤ |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Leonel "Mojo" Broussard |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Shiba ¤ |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Col. Wallace |
19 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Ramon Rojo |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Metal | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Spacco tutto |
15 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| FS FRANK SMITH |
18 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kenshin Himura |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB MM CB |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Deshawn Engle |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DT Tall Stout Fellow |
14 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jaylin Jefferson |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Frankie Chambers |
18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Darien Cassidy MOJO |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Demage Bailey |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Mirumoto ¤ |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ethan Dixon |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Beau Solis MOJO |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Big Cat Callahan |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Ethan Johnson |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Devante Callahan |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Brooks Kellogg |
16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Darby |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Marquis Franks MOJO |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Alonso Belanger |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leon Sandcastle |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Thomas Delong |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Colton Reed |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Otis Rowe |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS SAM SELLECK |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Elmer Layden |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Quincy Hogue EXP |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nick Knockerman |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS English Bob |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Friggin' Shark |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cheyenne West |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Urine Trouble |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Damien Easley |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Belmont Stakes |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dashawn Jameson |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB John Wick |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ethan Darius |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Megumi Fushiguro |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hand Banana |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dalton Bees |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GIANCARLO STANTON LB |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Metal | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Darien Cassidy MOJO |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Diego SW |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





