Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Rocky Akers, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | B Upchuck pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Shutdown Ball Hawker] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | B Upchuck pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | B Upchuck pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: hammer TOE] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Torres] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 18.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:17 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 18.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki [deflected by Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:13 | 4th & 9 | OPP 18.5 | 35.5 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 12:09 | ||||
| 12:09 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 68 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (43.5 yd return) [tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi] | Replay | ||
| 12:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY [missed tackle: IT ... DE] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 47 | Shea Arnold bad pass to Sidney Beeman, hurried by James Beam II, up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 47 | Shea Arnold bad pass to Josiah Francis, hurried by Blifford The Blind Maxwell, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:13 | 4th & 9 | OWN 47 | Punt by Adrien Burden, 49 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (15 yd return) [tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 11:06 | ||||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quentin Mims] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 27 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ellis Townsend] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | B Upchuck pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 33.5 | Curt Freeman bad pass to turd BURGLAR, hurried by Dick Montes, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 33.5 | B Upchuck pass to Dante Osborn up the right side, caught [deflected by hammer TOE] (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quentin Mims] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dick Montes] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 46 | B Upchuck pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle [deflected by Marques Torres] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 46 | B Upchuck pass to Richard Chafer up the right side [deflected by danger ZONE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 4th & 12 | OWN 46 | Punt by Darth Stache, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 8:07 | ||||
| 8:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kevon Calloway rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | KUNG FU KENNY rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 6:10 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | Michael Vick rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Shea Arnold pass to Chaz Hightower over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Michael Vick rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 46 | Shea Arnold pass to Darth Nihilus over the middle, jumping catch attempt intercepted by IT ... CB (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Darth Nihilus] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:32 | ||||
| 4:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (29.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Torres] | Replay |
| 4:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Quentin Mims (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: friend ZONE (Power Through)] to the left (33.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Khalil Gabriel] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 15.5 | B Upchuck pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:43 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 2:43 | ||||
| 2:43 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (29.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay | ||
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Kevon Calloway rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Shea Arnold screen pass to Kevon Calloway to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 35.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | KUNG FU KENNY rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 50 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes up the right side [deflected by Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:50 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 40 | 57 yd field goal attempted by Rocky Akers, missed | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:22 | ||||
| 14:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Paris Chamberlain] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | B Upchuck pass to Richard Chafer over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Torres] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 48.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dominique Ragland] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle [deflected by danger ZONE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:38 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48 | B Upchuck pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: cov lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: hammer TOE] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | B Upchuck pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Red Shutdown Ball Hawker] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | B Upchuck pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Dominique Ragland] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:01 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [TD] to the right (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:58 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 10:58 | ||||
| 10:58 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 73 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay | ||
| 10:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Shea Arnold screen pass to Kevon Calloway to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] (1 yd gain) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 16.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Sidney Beeman over the middle, caught (23.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Shea Arnold screen pass to Kevon Calloway to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 43.5 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:55 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Adrien Burden, 42 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (12.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: BlackliST Sands] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | B Upchuck screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quentin Mims] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | B Upchuck pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ellis Townsend [deflected by Ellis Townsend] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:10 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer up the right side [deflected by Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:05 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Darth Stache, 41 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (fair catch) | Replay |
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 7:58 | ||||
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Shea Arnold screen pass to Kevon Calloway to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dolo Diaby (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi (Power Through)] (12 yd gain) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 49 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY [missed tackle: Dolo Diaby (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Hurdle)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 40.5 | Shea Arnold bad pass to Darth Nihilus, hurried by Nigel Redding, up the left side [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 40.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: turd HERDER] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:21 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Sidney Beeman up the left side, caught (31 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Kevon Calloway rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Michael Vick rush to the right (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:03 | Extra point attempted by Rocky Akers, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | Kickoff by Rocky Akers, 71 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dominique Ragland] | Replay | ||
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ellis Townsend] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 27 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Paris Chamberlain (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Estavan Reyna] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Curt Freeman pass to Snoop Dogg up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 43.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer up the right side, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Riddle] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 39 | B Upchuck screen pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dominique Ragland] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 0:16 | ||||
| 0:16 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 58 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (36 yd return) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay | ||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Darth Nihilus up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: LetMeShe/Them TD's | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Rocky Akers, missed | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 70 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (46 yd return) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Shea Arnold pass to Kadeem Montes over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle, caught (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 16 | Shea Arnold pass to Sidney Beeman over the middle intercepted by IT ... CB (0 yd return) [tackle: Sidney Beeman] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 13:15 | ||||
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI [missed diving tackle: Mister Monday (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 8 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: cov lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 12 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Ethan Fournette to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dominique Ragland] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 18 | B Upchuck pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI [missed diving tackle: Anton Chigurh (Power Through)] [missed tackle: hh lb2 Ænema (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: friend ZONE] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 24.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush [missed tackle: BMac Bracer Jr.] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 31.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush [missed tackle: Paris Chamberlain] [missed diving tackle: Ellis Townsend (Power Through)] up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dominick Rowe] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 41 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 44 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 4th & 6 | OWN 42 | Punt by Darth Stache, 45 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (9 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 6:51 | ||||
| 6:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Michael Vick rush [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] to the right (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | KUNG FU KENNY rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 37.5 | Michael Vick rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 40 | KUNG FU KENNY rush [missed diving tackle: James Beam II (Hurdle)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Shea Arnold pitch to Kevon Calloway to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 42 | Shea Arnold sacked by Nigel Redding (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 17.5 | OWN 37 | Shea Arnold pass to Sidney Beeman up the left side intercepted by IT ... CB (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Sidney Beeman] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Mark Riddle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Curt Freeman pass to turd BURGLAR up the right side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:36 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Snoop Dogg up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 3:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Paris Chamberlain] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | B Upchuck pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI [TD] to the left (49.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:18 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 2:18 | ||||
| 2:18 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands (34.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi] | Replay | ||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Shea Arnold pitch to KUNG FU KENNY to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 41.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Sloth Fertelli (Spin)] (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 44 | Kevon Calloway rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Adrien Burden, 41 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (8.5 yd return) [tackle: danger ZONE] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dominick Rowe] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 24.5 | B Upchuck pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Khalil Gabriel (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: friend ZONE] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: BMac Bracer Jr. (Power Through)] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Estavan Reyna] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 45 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Montes] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 46.5 | B Upchuck pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Andre Bond, over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ellis Townsend] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 33 | B Upchuck pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught, knocked loose by hammer TOE [deflected by hammer TOE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 33 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: hammer TOE] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 24 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Khalil Gabriel (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: BMac Bracer Jr.] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Derek Brunson (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Khalil Gabriel (Power Through)] (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: cov lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | B Upchuck pass to Wetzel Cash The Man over the middle, caught [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:39 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| LetMeShe/Them TD's 8:39 | ||||
| 8:39 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 72 yd, fielded by Blackjack Sands [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Spin)] (26 yd return) [tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Kevon Calloway rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 29 | Shea Arnold pass to Chaz Hightower over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 33.5 | Shea Arnold pass to Sidney Beeman up the left side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis over the middle [deflected by IT ... DE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:38 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39 | Shea Arnold pass to Darth Nihilus up the right side [deflected by Dube DuHaLsKi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 39 | Shea Arnold pass to Josiah Francis up the right side [deflected by Christian Jones Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:27 | 4th & 10 | OPP 39 | Shea Arnold sacked by Nigel Redding (6.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 6:24 | ||||
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Paris Chamberlain] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 48.5 | B Upchuck pitch to Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dario Squires] | Replay |
| 4:54 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Anton Chigurh (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paris Chamberlain] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: BMac Bracer Jr.] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 40.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: BMac Bracer Jr.] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 36 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paris Chamberlain] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 28.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: LetMeShe/Them TD's | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 28.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Paris Chamberlain (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: hammer TOE] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Defensive Timeout Called: LetMeShe/Them TD's | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Richard Chafer rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: LetMeShe/Them TD's | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dominick Rowe] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 15.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 4 | OPP 14 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vincent Shavers Jr Rafiki] | Replay |