Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught (30.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zion Drone] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 40 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dashawn Braxton] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Revis **] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 33.5 | B Upchuck screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 4th & 9 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 12:16 | ||||
| 12:16 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 66 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi] | Replay | ||
| 12:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Mahomey * screen pass to Reggie Bush to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 12.5 | Mahomey * bad pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle [deflected by Ethan Alualu] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 12.5 | Mahomey * pass to Antonio Gates* up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:38 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 63 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (12 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Isaiah Stover] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Warren Sapp* (Hurdle)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zion Drone] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 43 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 45 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 43 | Punt by Darth Stache, 37 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 9:27 | ||||
| 9:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught, knocked loose by James Beam II [deflected by James Beam II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Mahomey * pass to Valhalla ** over the middle [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:41 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 32 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:34 | ||||
| 8:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Chris Jones* (Power Through)] up the middle (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 46 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 44.5 | Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | B Upchuck pass to Poopie Pants McGraw over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Prime **] (9 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick Thomas*] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 34 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Jarrod Hilton] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Trent McDuffie*] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 27 | Curt Freeman pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki up the left side [deflected by Jarrod Hilton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 27 | B Upchuck screen pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Rod Woodson*** (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Brian Branch* (Power Through)] (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott**] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:19 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| KC Playmakers 4:19 | ||||
| 4:19 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 73 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: turd HERDER] | Replay |
| 3:05 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 41.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 41 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 43 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 49.5 | LeVeon * rush [missed diving tackle: Dube DuHaLsKi (Hurdle)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * up the right side [deflected by Jack D. Stripper] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:14 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 45 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 0:09 | ||||
| 0:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | B Upchuck pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 4.5 | B Upchuck pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ed Reed**] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 3.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Rod Woodson*** (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Derrick Thomas* (Power Through)] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence Taylor*] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 4th & 3 | OWN 11 | Punt by Darth Stache, 62 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 14:17 | ||||
| 14:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ariat Larratt* [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 49 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 4th & inches | OPP 49 | Josh Allen** rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 12:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * up the right side, caught [TD] (47.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:37 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 12:37 | ||||
| 12:37 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 73 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Ray Lewis*] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Daron Bland**] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ed Reed**] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 37 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 38 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Revis **] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 45.5 | B Upchuck pass to Nearest Green up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Trent McDuffie*] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & inches | OPP 46.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deven Stone] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Revis **] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 20.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Trent McDuffie*] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 14 | Curt Freeman pass to Elmer Clay over the middle [deflected by Ty Law**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:35 | 4th & 2 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 6:31 | ||||
| 6:31 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 74 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 29 | LeVeon * rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Brent Johndoggle], fumbled , recovered by Walk On* [missed tackle: Jack D. Stripper][forced fumble: Christian Jones Rafiki], fumbled , recovered by JJ Frankie JJ (0 yd return) [tackle: Willie Roaf**] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:17 | ||||
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Ed Reed**] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | B Upchuck pass to Snoop Dogg up the left side [deflected by Trent McDuffie*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | B Upchuck pass to Poopie Pants McGraw over the middle [deflected by Jarrod Hilton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 4th & 10 | OPP 33.5 | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 4:29 | ||||
| 4:29 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 71 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * bad pass to Priest Holmes, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle [deflected by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 49 | Mahomey * bad pass to LeVeon *, hurried by Rotundus Maximus, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 49 | Mahomey * bad pass to Tyreek *, hurried by IT ... DE, up the right side [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 40 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:45 | ||||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9.5 | B Upchuck bad pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Aaron Donald*, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 9.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ed Reed**] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 13.5 | Curt Freeman pass to turd BURGLAR up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Law**] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | B Upchuck pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28 | B Upchuck pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ty Law** [deflected by Ty Law**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 28 | B Upchuck pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI [missed tackle: Jarrod Hilton] [missed tackle: Daron Bland** (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| KC Playmakers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 53 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson (10 yd return) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 31 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 33 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 45 | LaDainian * rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 46.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Mahomey * bad pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 40.5 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Mahomey * pass to LaDainian * over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31.5 | LaDainian * rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 25.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 23 | Mahomey * pass to Jimmy Graham over the middle [deflected by Christian Jones Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:14 | 4th & 5 | OPP 23 | 40 yd field goal attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:10 | ||||
| 7:10 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 75 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | B Upchuck pass to Richard Chafer up the right side, out of bounds (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Snoop Dogg up the left side [deflected by Zion Drone] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | B Upchuck pass to turd BURGLAR over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Revis **] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Lawrence Taylor*] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Derrick Brooks**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:43 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 30 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Derrick Thomas*] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 4th & 15 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 40 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson (fair catch) | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 5:00 | ||||
| 5:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Mahomey * pass to LaDainian * over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 39.5 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 42 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Mahomey * bad pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, up the left side [deflected by Nose Picker] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 47.5 | LeVeon * rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Mahomey * pass to LaDainian *, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught [TD] (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:15 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:15 | ||||
| 14:15 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 73 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi [missed tackle: Ronnie Lott**] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Lewis*] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | B Upchuck bad pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side [deflected by Zion Drone] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | B Upchuck pass to Wetzel Cash The Man up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, jumping catch attempt intercepted by Jarrod Hilton (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Dante Osborn] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 12:38 | ||||
| 12:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: turd HERDER] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 29 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 20 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jeremiah Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 10 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle [deflected by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:04 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:00 | ||||
| 9:00 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | B Upchuck pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott**] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Derrick Thomas*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | B Upchuck pass to Thomas Fidone II Rafiki over the middle, caught [deflected by Derrick Brooks**] (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | B Upchuck pass to turd BURGLAR up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Law**] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | B Upchuck pass to Kadeem DooSkychek over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | B Upchuck pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Prime **] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 26 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer, hurried by Derrick Thomas*, over the middle [deflected by Ray Lewis*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:15 | 4th & 4 | OPP 26 | 43 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 6:11 | ||||
| 6:11 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 68 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson [missed diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay | ||
| 6:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by turd HERDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:03 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 44.5 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli (Hurdle)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)] to the left (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | LaDainian * rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 42.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42 | 59 yd field goal attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, missed | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Ethan Fournette to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Trent McDuffie*] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 42 | B Upchuck pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 42 | B Upchuck pass to Snoop Dogg over the middle, caught (58 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian Branch*] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI [TD] to the left (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:12 | Two point conversion attempted by Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI, failed [tackle: Ray Lewis*] | Replay | ||
| KC Playmakers 1:12 | ||||
| 1:12 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 75 yd, fielded by Bo Jackson, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: KC Playmakers | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Mahomey * pass to Valhalla ** over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: KC Playmakers | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 37.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side [deflected by IT ... DE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 37.5 | Mahomey * pass to Ja'Marr Chase* up the left side [deflected by Evan Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 4th & 4 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 35 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 0:45 | ||||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | B Upchuck pitch to Syed Rosenthal RosenthalDuHaLsKi [missed diving tackle: Trent McDuffie* (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 33.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: KC Playmakers | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 33.5 | B Upchuck rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |





