The Mob vs. Sno Kitties
Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:47 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Ethan Hardy (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Puff Ball (Hurdle)] [TD] to the right (48.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:54 | The | TD | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki up the right side intercepted by The Law [missed diving tackle: Ivan Guinn Rafiki] [missed diving tackle: DJL MACHINE TE] [TD] (45 yd return); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:46 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy over the middle, caught [TD] (2.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:49 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught [TD] (31 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:04 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Thorny Devil over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Ludvig Aberg (Spin)] [missed tackle: Jason Day] (10 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:50 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano up the right side, caught [TD] [deflected by Ethan Colvin] (19.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:26 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Sno | FG | 53 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 10:48 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano up the right side, caught [TD] (10 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:33 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pass to Xavier Worthy over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:43 | The | TD | Cam Newton rush [missed tackle: Max Homa] [TD] to the left (21.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:47 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [missed tackle: The Law] [TD] to the left (80 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | The | TD | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (47 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 8:49 | The | TD | Billy Riggs rush [TD] to the right (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:24 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Snow Ball] [TD] to the right (21 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:42 | The | TD | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed tackle: Puff Ball (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven (Hurdle)] [TD] to the right (34 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:49 | The | TD | Punt by Tom Kite, 55 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [TD] (77.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| The | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 852.5 | 219 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 343.5 | 75.5 |
| Rushes | 35 | 28 |
| Yards/Rush | 9.8 | 2.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 509 | 143.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 42/55 | 12/31 |
| Yards/Pass | 9.3 | 4.6 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 5 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 8 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 7 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 48.9 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 42:07 | 17:53 |
| Passing |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Quinn Ewers |
74 | 42 | 55 | 509 | 76.4 | 9.3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
| QB Cam Newton |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
56 | 12 | 31 | 143.5 | 38.7 | 4.6 | 7 | 5 | -23 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Billy Riggs |
21 | 18 | 217.5 | 12.1 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kaden Feagin |
15 | 11 | 89.5 | 8.1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Cam Newton |
16 | 4 | 24.5 | 6.1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Swimming Moose |
28 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Russian Blahkka |
16 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Turtle Toes |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aidan Laughery |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Thorny Devil |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mobile Melon |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
26 | 17 | 26 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
16 | 5 | 75.5 | 15.1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Ben Hogan |
56 | 5 | -23 | -4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
3 | 1 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tinsley Ellis |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Thorny Devil |
43 | 13 | 10 | 105 | 10.5 | 5.4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The Swimming Moose |
28 | 11 | 10 | 133.5 | 13.4 | 8.8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aidan Laughery |
24 | 9 | 7 | 70.5 | 10.1 | 6.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Charles 'Lucky' Luciano |
40 | 6 | 5 | 94.5 | 18.9 | 1.3 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Xavier Worthy |
24 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 6.7 | 0.5 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Iysean Jukington |
7 | 4 | 3 | 42 | 14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dual Toxocyst |
45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ohj Howard |
27 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Billy Riggs |
21 | 2 | 2 | 28.5 | 14.3 | 16.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Safety Smasher |
88 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Corner Cruncher |
89 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Terrell Owens |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daniel Campbell |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay McKinley Novacek |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
19 | 7 | 1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
9 | 5 | 2 | 18.5 | 9.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
16 | 4 | 3 | 17 | 5.7 | 8.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
16 | 3 | 2 | 15.5 | 7.8 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
34 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
46 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR God ​ |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
5 | 2 | 2 | 64.5 | 32.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
26 | 1 | 1 | -3.5 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
57 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
42 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Joseph Bonanno |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 9 | 1,134 | 70.9 |
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 150 | 75 |
| Punting |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P John Dillinger |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
7 | 342 | 48.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Turtle Toes |
2 | 60.5 | 30.3 | 0 | 5 | 124 | 24.8 | 1 |
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Armold Palmer |
7 | 145.5 | 20.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C The Line General |
108 | 14 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| WR Safety Smasher |
88 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pulling Guard |
71 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Corner Cruncher |
89 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guard Pulling |
76 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Julius Rock |
64 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Force Brute |
72 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dual Toxocyst |
45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daniel Campbell |
42 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Brute Force |
66 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mobile Melon |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Uncle Phil |
74 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Charles Bassey |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay McKinley Novacek |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter |
50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
57 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Moe Norman |
53 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
28 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Master Billy Quizboy |
56 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Ethan Searcy |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| C Cary Middlecoff |
59 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| FB Tinsley Ellis |
16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
57 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
44 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
39 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Defense |
| The | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Jeffery James |
53 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter |
50 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ty Robinson |
58 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB Juwan Stout |
38 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Deep Weak Half |
39 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| FS Deep Weak Half |
32 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Jason Jackson |
34 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Demon Wembanyama |
23 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Kyle Portis |
59 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| DT Sweet Tea |
25 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| DE Good Luck Chuck |
47 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS wanna- be GUNNER |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dual Toxocyst |
45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sweat Tea |
30 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB Cole Lynch |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB The Law |
59 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 45 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| SS Deep Strong Half |
51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| SS Deep Strong Half |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Charles Bassey |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Micah McFadden |
43 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Billy Ruggs |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Pwned Tuimoloau |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pwned Sapp |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Xander Schauffele |
44 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DE Ethan Ledbetter |
59 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
42 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
60 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
65 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| CB Bob Goalby |
57 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
46 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
39 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Snow Ball |
52 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Clubber Lang |
28 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Max Homa |
51 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
53 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
37 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
50 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB Jason Day |
46 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
56 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Puff Ball |
43 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
42 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
57 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
55 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
57 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
28 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
46 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Craig Stadler |
20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| G Moe Norman |
53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Ben Hogan |
56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Jeffery James |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Juwan Stout |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kyle Portis |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS wanna- be GUNNER |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Nikola Tesla |
9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xander Schauffele |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





