Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Memphis Maniax 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by KPs Kicker, 69 yd, fielded by Smoke Chedda (35.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Jaime Willett pass to St. Stephen over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 45.5 | Zeke Elliott rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Smexy Beast] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Ethan Brunell pitch to Zeke Elliott to the left (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Smexy Don] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 47 | Ethan Brunell pitch to Zeke Elliott [missed diving tackle: Roger Taylor (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Smexy Gal] [missed diving tackle: Smexy Beast] [TD] to the left (53 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:47 | Extra point attempted by Kendall Trainor, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 12:47 | ||||
| 12:47 | Kickoff by Kendall Trainor, 75 yd, fielded by Kellys Returning, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KPs Throwing Bullets pitch to Randy "Turbo" Tessin to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Sam Safe] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to God over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: drunk Frodo] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CB 5] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Ted R Eggerty, hurried by DE PR 2, up the right side [deflected by Jaelan Phillips] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:49 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to God over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CB HH1] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush [missed tackle: Jaelan Phillips (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Andrew Katzenmoyer (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Francis A. Lee] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Super Hotdog] | Replay |
| 9:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Kellys Returning rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Francis A. Lee] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Kellys Returning rush [missed diving tackle: Super Hotdog] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick Peterson] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 41 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dante Layne] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 4th & 1 | OPP 40 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hawk Hulkster] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Kellys Returning rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Katzenmoyer] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 36.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Hollis] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 35.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Ted R Eggerty up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:15 | 4th & 7 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by KPs Kicker, missed | Replay |
| Memphis Maniax 6:11 | ||||
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Jaime Willett pitch to AUSTIN WELLS BUCKSTOP to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 40 | Jaime Willett pitch to Smoke Chedda to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Player to be named later] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 39.5 | Jaime Willett pass to Ray Berry over the middle intercepted by SeXe Smexie (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Ray Berry] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Bill Lee (Big Sack) (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:15 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 47.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to SeXc Smexie, hurried by Lee Hollis, up the left side [deflected by Darrius Slay] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:11 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 47.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Skatty McSkatterson up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Super Hotdog] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & 14 | OWN 49 | Punt by KPs Punter, 43 yd, fielded by Smoke Chedda (3.5 yd return) [tackle: K Smexie] | Replay |
| Memphis Maniax 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Jaime Willett pitch to AUSTIN WELLS BUCKSTOP [missed tackle: Hot Rod Woodson III (Spin)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 13.5 | Ethan Brunell pitch to Zeke Elliott to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Lockdown" Tessin] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 20 | AUSTIN WELLS BUCKSTOP rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Middle Manny] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Ethan Brunell screen pass to Anton Crump to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Lockdown" Tessin] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 26.5 | Jaime Willett pitch to AUSTIN WELLS BUCKSTOP to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Roy Jordan] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 31.5 | Smoke Chedda rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Middle Manny] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 34.5 | Zeke Elliott rush [missed diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Lower the Shoulder)][forced fumble: Smexy Don], fumbled , recovered by Lee Roy Jordan (0 yd return) [tackle: Gene Upshaw IV] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Robert Wagner] | Replay |