Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Rosetta Stoned 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 72 yd, fielded by Hester *, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | QB - 1 pitch to FeeL My RasH DuHaLsKi to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vang The Hunt DuhAlsKi] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | qb1 Ænema pass to Short n Slow But Can't Jump over the middle [deflected by Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:24 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | QB - 1 pass to Short n Slow But Can't Jump up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | qb1 Ænema rush [missed tackle: Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 37.5 | Scheißen Haus rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | QB - 1 pass to speed wr1 Ænema over the middle [deflected by Dave Van Snyder] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:45 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by punter Ænema, 32 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (fair catch) | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 12:38 | ||||
| 12:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 33 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: nose tackle Ænema (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: hammer TIME (Hurdle)] to the left (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Aric The Red FS Ziegler] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Night Stalker up the right side [deflected by zone ss Ænema] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Seti Mentary] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to DVS Night Stalker to the right side [deflected by cov cb3 Ænema] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:46 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 47 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Rosetta Stoned 10:41 | ||||
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | Scheißen Haus rush [missed tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 6.5 | QB - 1 pass to Tasty Waves, Cool Buzz over the middle [deflected by pete rose SLIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:06 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 6.5 | QB - 1 pass to speed wr1 Ænema up the right side [deflected by McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:01 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 6.5 | Punt by punter Ænema, 59 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (fair catch) | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 9:53 | ||||
| 9:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: hammer TIME] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 38.5 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Rockkee Scruggs (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: hh lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: def end1 Ænema] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Wei Shi Lindon up the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: cov lb2 Ænema] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 46.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Justus Justice over the middle [deflected by Aric The Red FS Ziegler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:47 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 46.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Justus Justice over the middle, caught (28.5 yd gain) [tackle: cov cb1 Ænema] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: hammer TOE] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 22 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi pitch to Warzen Schwein to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: def end4 Ænema] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 19 | Warzen Schwein rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Seti Mentary] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 4th & inches | OPP 15 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: nose tackle Ænema] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Speed IPA DuHalsKi, hurried by cov cb2 Ænema, up the right side [deflected by hammer DRILL] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 12 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush [missed tackle: zone ss Ænema (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (12 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:52 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Rosetta Stoned 4:52 | ||||
| 4:52 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 77 yd, fielded by Hester *, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | FeeL My RasH DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: DVS Broodmother (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | FeeL My RasH DuHaLsKi rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deimos I] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | QB - 1 pass to Short n Slow But Can't Jump over the middle, caught (40 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Scheißen Haus rush [missed diving tackle: Givena Chance (Hurdle)] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: DVS Broodmother] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 29 | QB - 1 pass to Tasty Waves, Cool Buzz up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Greybeard Goodwin] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Scheißen Haus rush [missed diving tackle: panic ATTACK] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Givena Chance] | Replay |
| 1:26 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 15.5 | QB - 1 pass to AARON JUDGE HB over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Rashad Stephens (Spin)] [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Greybeard Goodwin] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | qb1 Ænema pass to Poop then poop Rec TE Himster over the middle, caught [TD] (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:45 | Extra point attempted by kicker Ænema, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 0:45 | ||||
| 0:45 | Kickoff by kicker Ænema, 78 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Kai'Sa up the right side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [tackle: zone ss Ænema] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: hammer TIME] | Replay |