Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 72 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (21 yd return) [tackle: Polythene Pam] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Kurt Emerson screen pass to VC HB2 to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 22.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to New Boot Goofin over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: War of the Ring] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Kurt Emerson pitch to VC HB2 to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Social Distancing] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 39 | Kurt Emerson screen pass to VC HB2 to the left side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 39 | Kurt Emerson pass to My QB Is A Trash Can up the right side [deflected by Executive Membership] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:51 | 4th & 11 | OWN 39 | Punt by Mr Natural, 47 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (fair catch) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 12:45 | ||||
| 12:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | HIDALGO VII rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Roc Your Socs Jr] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 19 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (25.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Another One] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Darrius Beasley (Stiff Arm)] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dewayne Moss] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Aron Vargas] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40 | Jesse O IV rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Stuffin Your Brother] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught [TD] (40.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:39 | Extra point attempted by One arm Steve, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 9:39 | ||||
| 9:39 | Kickoff by One arm Steve, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Kurt Emerson pass to Easy Catches over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Kurt Emerson screen pass to VC HB2 to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Schaefer Ravan] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 31.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to Short Stuff up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Texas Nimmons [deflected by Texas Nimmons] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 31.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: Black Betty] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to Durka Durka over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: West End Cafe] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 34.5 | VC HB2 rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Labor Day Bonanza] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to Toss Me The Roc up the right side, caught (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Schaefer Ravan] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Kurt Emerson pass to Durka Durka up the right side, caught [TD] [deflected by War of the Ring] (no gain) | Replay |
| 5:58 | Extra point attempted by Robert Hoover, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The 4th Street Gang 5:58 | ||||
| 5:58 | Kickoff by Robert Hoover, 73 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: Roc Your Socs Jr] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Six PK Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jumpin Jack Flash over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Dewayne Moss] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | HIDALGO VII rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Stuffin Your Dad] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 33.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare bad pass to Jimminey Cricket, hurried by Titty Twister, over the middle intercepted by Pick Six PK Jr. (0 yd return) [tackle: Jimminey Cricket] | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Caladan Brood rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: William White] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 45.5 | VC HB2 rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Burke St. Pizza] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 45 | Kurt Emerson pass to Toss Me The Roc up the left side intercepted by West End Cafe (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Toss Me The Roc] | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 2:57 | ||||
| 2:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Ketchme If Youcan up the left side [deflected by Mr. INT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare screen pass to Jesse O IV to the right side, caught, knocked loose by Roc Your Socs Jr [deflected by Roc Your Socs Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (2.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Stuffin your Sister] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 37 | Yurewurst Nightmare bad pass to Fleet a Foot, hurried by Stuffin Your Brother, up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by Deangelo Payton] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:37 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 37 | Yurewurst Nightmare bad pass to Sweet Caroline, hurried by NT - PR, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 37 | Punt by Lonely Boy, 60 yd, fielded by Stork Storkman (fair catch) | Replay |
| Texas Tech Red Raiders 1:27 | ||||
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Kurt Emerson pass to PK!...The Meatloaf!! over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Santa Cliff] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 8 | Kurt Emerson screen pass to VC HB2 to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Social Distancing] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 5 | Kurt Emerson pass to Easy Touchdowns over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Black Betty [deflected by Black Betty] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 5 | Punt by Mr Natural, 48 yd, fielded by Shingles doesn't care (fair catch) | Replay |
| The 4th Street Gang 0:10 | ||||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Yurewurst Nightmare pitch to Jesse O IV to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrius Beasley] | Replay |