Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Diamond Paris] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 44.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Diamond Paris] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 42 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Emanuel McKinley] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: KoB's Everson Walls (Spin)] to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Kendal Coffey] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:43 | ||||
| 11:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Chaz Hightower over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 44 | Kellen Barney pitch to Giovanny Michael [missed tackle: CORY BENDER (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] [missed diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON (Hurdle)] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Kellen Barney screen pass to Mathew Shook to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 42.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Keanu Jarvis up the right side [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 42.5 | hb Ænema rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | hb Ænema rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 34.5 | Jalen Lugo rush [missed diving tackle: Stumpy Richards] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 33 | Kellen Barney pass to Guillermo Neely up the left side, thrown low, caught, knocked loose by CLEMENT BORSCH [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 4 | OPP 33 | 50 yd field goal attempted by Dashawn Gore, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:19 | ||||
| 8:19 | Kickoff by Dashawn Gore, 71 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (17 yd return) [tackle: Jawn FS-Jenkins] | Replay | ||
| 8:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Jewell] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the left side [deflected by Adonis Atkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Jewell] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN up the right side, caught (32 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alonzo Holley] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Kendal Coffey (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jeremiah McCullough] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Darth Vader (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 5:16 | Extra point attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 5:16 | ||||
| 5:16 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 70 yd, fielded by Mickey Pearson (14 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Ethan Taylor rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 15.5 | Giovanny Michael rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 18.5 | Kellen Barney pass to Dangelo Haines up the right side, caught [TD] (81.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:48 | Extra point attempted by Dashawn Gore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:48 | ||||
| 3:48 | Kickoff by Dashawn Gore, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Diamond Paris] | Replay |
| 3:07 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle [deflected by KoB's Everson Walls] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:35 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | Punt by Up Up and Away, 47 yd, fielded by Mickey Pearson (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 2:29 | ||||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Kellen Barney pass to Keanu Jarvis, hurried by Rocket Reeves, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 32 | Kellen Barney pass to Darth Maul over the middle, caught [TD] (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Dashawn Gore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Dashawn Gore, 71 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (25 yd return) [diving tackle: Landon Williamson] | Replay | ||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Kegan Kelley, up the right side, caught [missed tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] [deflected by KoB's Everson Walls] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Adonis Atkins] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 31 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Armando Thorpe] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kendal Coffey] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Stone Hubbard] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by Darth Vader (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:06 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by Darth Vader (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:03 | 4th & 21.5 | OWN 40.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:03 | 4th & 21.5 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Up Up and Away, 40 yd, fielded by Mickey Pearson (fair catch) | Replay |