Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 7:42 | La | TD | Big-Ben Roethlisberger-7 pass to Troy “Duck” Franklin up the right side, caught [TD] (21 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris- Boswell, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:25 | L.A. | TD | Goff Trys to Run rush [TD] to the left (37 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Loony Kicker, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:59 | La | TD | Big-Ben Roethlisberger-7 pass to Brock B. Roadgrader up the right side, caught [TD] (31.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris- Boswell, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:21 | L.A. | FG | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Loony Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| La | L.A. | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 131 | 160.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 32 | 50 |
| Rushes | 6 | 6 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.3 | 8.3 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 99 | 110.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 7/9 | 8/21 |
| Yards/Pass | 11 | 5.3 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 30 | 20 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 6:02 | 8:58 |
| Passing |
| La | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Retired Player |
8 | 6 | 8 | 99 | 75 | 12.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| QB Retired Player |
7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Goff "MVP" Lunatic |
29 | 8 | 21 | 110.5 | 38.1 | 5.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Goff Trys to Run |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| La | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Retired Player |
7 | 5 | 29 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
13 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Nate Frazier |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Barry "MFn" Sanders |
5 | 3 | 8 | 2.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Goff Trys to Run |
1 | 1 | 37 | 37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB L A ... PHB |
2 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gibbs Lunatic |
2 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... BFB1 |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... Scat FBack |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... BFB 2 |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Speedy Lunatic |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| La | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Retired Player |
13 | 3 | 2 | 8.5 | 4.3 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Retired Player |
13 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 13.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Brock B. Roadgrader |
9 | 1 | 1 | 31.5 | 31.5 | 27.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
9 | 1 | 1 | 17.5 | 17.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Speedy Lunatic |
20 | 6 | 3 | 31.5 | 10.5 | 6.3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE La Porta Lunatic |
13 | 4 | 1 | 24.5 | 24.5 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... Scat FBack |
9 | 3 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Wright Lunatic |
15 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Megatron Lunatic |
9 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 16 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Loony Receiver |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bush Lunatic |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Barry "MFn" Sanders |
5 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Luna Returner |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LA ... BTE 2 |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LA ... BTE 1 |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Luna Matthews |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Luna St. Brown |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR L A ... POSS WR |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| La | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Retired Player |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 128 | 64 |
| L.A. | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Loony Kicker |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 96 | 48 |
| Punting |
| La | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Reggie Roby Roadgrader |
1 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| L.A. | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Loony Punter |
1 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| La | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Retired Player |
2 | 39.5 | 19.8 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
| L.A. | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Luna Returner |
2 | 36 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| La | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Retired Player |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C King Cake |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Donovan Adair |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Philly G3 |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Horrible Gelatinous Blob |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Extremely Offensive Lunatic |
17 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Offensive Lunatic |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT L A ... OT |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Very Offensive Lunatic |
16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Galactic Lunatic |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LA ... BTE 1 |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C L A ... OC |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C C2 Lunatic |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guardian Lunatic |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G L A ... OG |
17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| G Guarding Lunatic |
17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| La | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Na’eem “Duck” Offord |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
20 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Amare {Clemson Committ} Adams |
20 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Nick Roadgrader |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Glossy Eyes Reincarnate |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Retired Player |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Retired Player |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Deontrez Bullock |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT BMac Bracer Jr. |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Retired Player |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB HH1 Lunatic |
9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Hutchinson Lunatic |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB A. Robertson Lunatic |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DE Luna |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Roo Lunatic |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE L A ... DE 2 |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB E. Moseley Lunatic |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Killer Lunatic |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS B. Branch Lunatic |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB HH2 Lunatic |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB L A ... INT LB |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hollywood Hulkster |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Hannibal Hulkster |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB HH4 Lunatic |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS K. Joseph Lunatic |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE L A ... DE |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB T. Arnold Lunatic |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB HH3 Lunatic |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS I. Melifonwu Lunatic |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hank Hulkster |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB A. Anzalone Lunatic |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Homer Hulkster |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB K. Vildor Lunatic |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| La | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Retired Player |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Hutchinson Lunatic |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DE Luna |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Killer Lunatic |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





