Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| I Hunt Therefore I Am 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by MM Adam Vinatieri, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Vortex Viper pitch to E Juice to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: MM Mike Haynes] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 18 | The Blade Itself rush [missed tackle: MM Richard Seymour (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: MM Rodney Harrison] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Vortex Viper pass to Artur Hawkwing up the left side [deflected by MM Frogger] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:59 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by Up Up and Away, 71 yd, fielded by MM Kevin Faulk [missed tackle: Ulysses Osborn] (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Volans Reposado] | Replay |
| Midnight Marauders 13:50 | ||||
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 33 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush [missed diving tackle: Thomas Moore (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Volans Reposado (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Los Abuelos Reposado (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Murdock Lentz Gambler] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | MM Tom Brady pass to MM Rob Gronkowski, hurried by Bremer dan Gorst, over the middle [deflected by drunk Frodo] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 44.5 | MM Tom Brady pass to Lemmy Kilmister over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush [missed tackle: Chocolate Tequila (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: August Christopher] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33.5 | MM Tom Brady pitch to MM Kevin Faulk to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Jayden Carmichael] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 33.5 | MM Tom Brady pass to Lemmy Kilmister over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Keith Byars rush [missed diving tackle: Los Abuelos Reposado] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Volans Reposado] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 10 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mauler modine] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 8 | MM Tom Brady pass to MM Afterburner over the middle [deflected by Ulysses Osborn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:04 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by MM Adam Vinatieri, made [FG] | Replay |
| I Hunt Therefore I Am 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | Kickoff by MM Adam Vinatieri, 74 yd, fielded by Shameful Thoughts (19 yd return) [diving tackle: MM Donkey Kong] | Replay | ||
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | The Blade Itself rush [missed tackle: MM Rampage (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Smilin' Jack Lambert] | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | The Blade Itself rush [missed diving tackle: MM Mike Vrabel (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: MM Fred Marion] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 20 | Vortex Viper pass to Holy Crusade over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: MM Mike Vrabel] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 4th & 2 | OWN 23 | Punt by Up Up and Away, 70 yd, fielded by MM Kevin Faulk (11.5 yd return) [tackle: drunk Frodo] | Replay |
| Midnight Marauders 7:24 | ||||
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MarVin Mauler Modine] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 23 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush [missed diving tackle: Murdock Lentz Gambler (Hurdle)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Volans Reposado] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 26.5 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: August Christopher] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 1 | OWN 27.5 | False start penalty committed by MM Matt Light | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 6 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by MM Rich Camarillo, 65 yd, fielded by Shameful Thoughts (19 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mel Blount] | Replay |
| I Hunt Therefore I Am 5:29 | ||||
| 5:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Shameful Thoughts rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 35 | Vortex Viper pass to Sako 90 30.06 over the middle [deflected by MM Rampage] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:53 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 35 | Vortex Viper pass to Holy Crusade over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: MM Mike Vrabel] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | The Blade Itself rush [missed tackle: MM Fred Marion (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: MM Willie McGinest] | Replay |
| 3:39 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44 | The Blade Itself rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 45.5 | Vortex Viper pass to Artur Hawkwing, hurried by Mean Joe Greene, over the middle intercepted by MM Ty Law (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Artur Hawkwing] | Replay |
| Midnight Marauders 2:59 | ||||
| 2:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | False start penalty committed by MM John Hannah | Replay |
| 2:59 | 1st & 15 | OWN 39 | MM Steve Grogan rush [missed diving tackle: the wife (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Houston Clements (Power Through)] to the left (34.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Holden Callaway] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | MM Rhamondre Stevenson rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: MarVin Mauler Modine] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 26 | MM Tom Brady screen pass to MM James White to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jayden Carmichael] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 27.5 | MM Tom Brady pass to MM Rob Gronkowski over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derek Brunson] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | MM Tom Brady pitch to MM James White to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: El Boracho] | Replay |