| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | 10 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 3 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 17 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 68 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (27 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: STripper Sands] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Scatter. Hawk rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-Up] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 35 | Dayton Hurley pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eugene Robinson] | Replay |
| 14:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Scatter. Hawk rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: black SABBATH] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 45 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Scatter. Hawk to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack U-Up] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 42 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Calico Jack] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Dayton Hurley pass to Beast of Bourbon over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: black SABBATH] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 36 | Dayton Hurley pass to Marlon Lucky Rafiki up the right side [deflected by Jack U-Up] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:28 | 4th & 10 | OPP 36 | 53 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 72 yd, fielded by Long Gone (41.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay | ||
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Courtland Coppersmith rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 41.5 | Courtland Coppersmith rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 48 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush [missed diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert (Hurdle)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | KP's Lover rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Wade Crow] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 44 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush to the right (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Downtown Hunter Brown] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 39 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush to the right (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 4th & 1 | OPP 37.5 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH MF'n HOOD Tackling MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Courtland Coppersmith rush up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 25 | Courtland Coppersmith rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | KP's Lover rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Wade Crow] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 19.5 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush [missed tackle: Nathan Gerry Rafiki (Power Through)] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 3rd & inches | OPP 12.5 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 3rd & G | OPP 6.5 | KoB's Dick Shiner pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:30 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:30 | ||||
| 3:30 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 76 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (36 yd return) [tackle: Jordan Rivers] | Replay | ||
| 3:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle intercepted by Cote de Pablo (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Stone Jacobsen] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:22 | ||||
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 2:57 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 45.5 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 43 | KoB's Dick Shiner pass to Stoutleg Bruiser over the middle [deflected by Mark Angel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:15 | 4th & 3 | OPP 43 | 60 yd field goal attempted by Fleet Feet, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:10 | ||||
| 2:10 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Strong Safety 1] | Replay | ||
| 2:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Scatter. Hawk to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eugene Robinson] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 25 | Dayton Hurley pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-Up] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 27 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side [deflected by Eugene Robinson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 4th & 5 | OWN 27 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 40 yd, fielded by Long Gone (6 yd return) [diving tackle: Archibald Campbell] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:52 | ||||
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | KoB's John Henry Johnson rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 44.5 | Courtland Coppersmith rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |