Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Troy Blair, 75 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19 yd return) [tackle: Gerard Shields] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Dean Kendrick to the left side, caught [missed tackle: KoB's Kenny Easley] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: EXILE COMBO CB 2] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 21.5 | Deion Ponce rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eugene Harris] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 23 | Dayton Hurley pass to Albert Johnson up the left side [deflected by Darrius Fernandez] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:41 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 35 yd, fielded by Tanner Thornton (fair catch) | Replay |
| London Exiles 13:34 | ||||
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush [missed diving tackle: Archibald Campbell (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 46.5 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46.5 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush [missed tackle: Mike Metcalf GFY] [missed diving tackle: Max. Rockatansky (Power Through)] to the left (27.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 22.5 | KoB's Roger Staubach pass to Brice Webster over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 14.5 | KoB's Roger Staubach pass to Amarella Nierdre up the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 14.5 | KoB's Roger Staubach sacked by Archibald Campbell (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 4th & 16.5 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by Troy Blair, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:52 | ||||
| 8:52 | Kickoff by Troy Blair, 69 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Silas Serrano] | Replay | ||
| 8:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Dayton Hurley screen pass to Dean Kendrick to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Antonio Brand] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 24.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Rolando McLean] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Sed Ferro rush [missed diving tackle: Antonio Brand (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: jimi HENDRIX] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 38 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eugene Harris] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Dayton Hurley pass to Jack Torrance over the middle [deflected by Eugene Harris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | Dayton Hurley pass to Gerd Muller HHWC over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH LB 1.41] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Tommy Milton rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dario Cavazos] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28 | Dean Kendrick rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jonah Bloom] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 25.5 | False start penalty committed by Adrien Randall | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 30.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alonso Lott] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Tommy Milton rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: EXILE HHLB 2] | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 14.5 | Deion Ponce rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jonah Bloom] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 12.5 | Dayton Hurley pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught [TD] (12.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:07 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| London Exiles 3:07 | ||||
| 3:07 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 79 yd, fielded by Tanner Thornton, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush [missed diving tackle: Archibald Campbell (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | KoB's Roger Staubach pass to Ashton Jones over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Nathan Gerry Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Jamar The Exile McCracken rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 37 | KoB's Roger Staubach pass to Brice Webster over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 39 | KoB's Roger Staubach pass to BOXERS Alvin Garrett up the right side [deflected by HH KL MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by Lyle Humphries, 46 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus[forced fumble: Lazaro Bartholomew], fumbled , recovered by Silas Serrano (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Gerd Muller HHWC] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's Roger Staubach screen pass to BOXERS Alvin Garrett to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 27.5 | KoB's Roger Staubach screen pass to BOXERS Alvin Garrett to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Oscar McKinney GFY] | Replay |