Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Laos Chaos 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Tucker Groza, 68 yd, fielded by Ahoda Smells Like My Butt (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Isaiah White] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Tyler Roehl rush [missed tackle: Lee Roy Watt (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ed Atwater] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 34 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Ham] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion Lane] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ahoda Smells Like My Butt rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zach Mills] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Reed] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Too Old to Die Young pass to Gary Player up the left side [deflected by Sherman Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:01 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Jordan Gale, 31 yd, fielded by Devin Sayers (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mayan Warriors 11:56 | ||||
| 11:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Cambell Earl rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 21 | Larry Byers rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Tony Finau], fumbled , recovered by Bruce Upshaw (0 yd return) [tackle: Sitting Bull] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 24.5 | Johnny Marino-Elway pass to Calvin Moss up the left side, thrown low, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: SheThem CB4] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Cambell Earl rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 33.5 | Johnny Marino-Elway pitch to Cambell Earl [missed tackle: HH MF'n HOOD Tackling MF'r (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | Marshall Faulk rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Duval] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Cam Newton-Fields rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roy "Big Gulp" Brooks] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 43.5 | Cambell Earl rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tony Finau] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 47 | Marshall Faulk rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Cam Newton-Fields rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ellis Dawkins] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 49 | Johnny Marino-Elway pitch to Cambell Earl [missed diving tackle: Roy "Big Gulp" Brooks (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: HOOD Hawking MF'r] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 45.5 | Johnny Marino-Elway pitch to Cambell Earl to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Couples] | Replay |
| 5:23 | 4th & 8 | OPP 44 | Punt by Sammy Roby, 40 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 5:18 | ||||
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Junior Urlacher] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 6.5 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: LeRoy Palamalu] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 8.5 | Too Old to Die Young pass to SheThem WR01 up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Woodson Bailey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 4th & 6 | OWN 8.5 | Punt by Jordan Gale, 52 yd, fielded by Devin Sayers (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mayan Warriors 3:56 | ||||
| 3:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Cam Newton-Fields rush to the left (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: SheThem LB4] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 45 | Cambell Earl rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kevin Kisner] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Johnny Marino-Elway pass to Marshall Faulk over the middle [deflected by Minnie, the Shar Pei] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:48 | 4th & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Sammy Roby, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 2:43 | ||||
| 2:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tyler Roehl rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Warren Washington] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Too Old to Die Young pitch to Ahoda Smells Like My Butt to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion Lane] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 22 | Too Old to Die Young pass to SheThem WR88 up the left side intercepted by Deion Lane (0 yd return) [tackle: SheThem WR88] | Replay |
| Mayan Warriors 1:41 | ||||
| 1:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Johnny Marino-Elway pitch to Marshall Faulk to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: SheThem CB4] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 28.5 | Marshall Faulk rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Roy "Big Gulp" Brooks] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 26 | Johnny Marino-Elway pass to Ozzie Casper over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH KL MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Larry Byers rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Kevin Kisner] | Replay |