Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by k k, 72 yd, fielded by KPs Returning [missed diving tackle: pvac st3] (25.5 yd return) [diving tackle: pvac st4] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: pvac fs1] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 25.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: pvac fs1] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 30.5 | Daisy HelloKitty rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: pvac dt3] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: pvac lb5] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin bad pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train, hurried by pvac de2, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to slot guy over the middle [deflected by pvac fs1] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:47 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 29 yd, fielded by kick returnist (fair catch) | Replay |
| PVAC Gofers 12:41 | ||||
| 12:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Jolly. Roger rush [missed diving tackle: Eric Berry] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chulo Sancho] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 41.5 | Jolly. Roger rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hiding In The Weeds] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Jolly Roger. rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hiding In The Weeds] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49 | Jolly Roger. rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sancho Chulo] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 47.5 | Jolly Roger. rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Trev Alberts Rafiki] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Jolly Roger pass to Jolly. Roger. over the middle, caught (25.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snacks Cobbler VOLS] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Jolly Roger. rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: S42 Smexy DT] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 14 | Jolly Roger. rush to the left (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Trev Alberts Rafiki] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 8 | Jolly Roger. rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snacks Cobbler VOLS] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Jolly○ Roger rush to the right (no gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: KP Hitting Hard] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | Jolly Roger. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 3rd & G | OPP 2.5 | Jolly. Roger rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:21 | Extra point attempted by k k, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | Kickoff by k k, 72 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (22.5 yd return) [tackle: pvac st3] | Replay | ||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to THE LIAR over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: pvac lb1] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: pvac fs2] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Tazmanian She Devil up the left side [deflected by pvac cb3] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Randy "The HANDsome" " Tessin, hurried by pvac dt4, up the right side [deflected by pvac cb4] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Frequently Passing pass to THE LIAR up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: pvac fs1] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 4th & 8 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Jack Of'all Trades, 33 yd, fielded by kick returnist (fair catch) | Replay |
| PVAC Gofers 4:15 | ||||
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Jolly Roger pass to Jolly. Roger up the right side [deflected by Tito McPants] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Jolly Roger bad pass to Jolly. Roger., hurried by Hiding In The Weeds, over the middle, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Jolly Roger screen pass to Jolly. Roger. to the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stick'em Up] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Jolly Roger pass to Jolly, Roger... up the left side [deflected by Jose Duffy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Jolly Roger pass to jolly.. Roger over the middle, caught (38.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Trev Alberts Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Jolly Roger pass to Jolly. Roger., hurried by Barron Miles Rafiki, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Hiding In The Weeds [deflected by Hiding In The Weeds] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Jolly Roger bad pass to jolly.. Roger over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 16 | Jolly Roger pass to Jolly. Roger., hurried by Randy "Brick Wall" Tessin, up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Tito McPants] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by k k, made [FG] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 2:08 | ||||
| 2:08 | Kickoff by k k, 73 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (27.5 yd return) [tackle: pvac dt4] | Replay | ||
| 2:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Frequently Passing pass to Tazmanian She Devil up the left side [deflected by pvac cb5] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to KP's Boy, hurried by pvac dt2, up the right side [deflected by pvac lb1] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:58 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Leeloo Dallas Multi-Train over the middle, caught [missed tackle: pvac cb3] (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: pvac lb5] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Frequently Passing pass to KP's Lover over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: pvac lb4] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Frequently Passing pass to slot guy over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: pvac fs2] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 36.5 | Randy "The Arm" Tessin pass to Tazmanian She Devil up the left side intercepted by pvac cb2 (0 yd return) [tackle: Tazmanian She Devil] | Replay |
| PVAC Gofers 0:16 | ||||
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Jolly Roger pitch to Jolly Roger. to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Tyrone Butcher] | Replay |