| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 0 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 28 | Final |
| High Plains Mustangs | 21 | 10 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 38 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Nicen Straight, 74 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Gemma Lightning] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Rusty Pierce to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Danny Richards] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gemma Lightning] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce over the middle, caught (no gain) [tackle: William Kidd] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 27 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Hand] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 57 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes (12.5 yd return) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| High Plains Mustangs 12:06 | ||||
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to Corrado Soprano over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to Tim Tom & Kevin, the Murderous Moppets up the left side [deflected by DeJuan Groce Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to Stilt Man up the left side, caught [TD] (66.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:14 | Extra point attempted by Nicen Straight, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 11:14 | ||||
| 11:14 | Kickoff by Nicen Straight, 67 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Dayton Payton] | Replay | ||
| 11:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Rusty Pierce rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Snell] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce up the right side [deflected by HPM Zoot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:29 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Jack Torrance over the middle [deflected by William Kidd] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:26 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 69.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| High Plains Mustangs 10:20 | ||||
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Marion Motley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Marion Motley rush [missed diving tackle: Clay Rollins (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jordyn Brooks (Power Through)] to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | GALADRIEL I pitch to PEGASAS I to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | KoB's Marion Motley rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38.5 | GALADRIEL I pass to Stilt Man up the left side, thrown low, caught (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DeJuan Groce Rafiki] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | KoB's Marion Motley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 46.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to PEGASAS I up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | KoB's Marion Motley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 42.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to Corrado Soprano over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh screen pass to PEGASAS I to the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | KoB's Sammy Baugh pass to Corrado Soprano over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 4 | KoB's Marion Motley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | KoB's Marion Motley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:47 | Extra point attempted by Nicen Straight, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:47 | ||||
| 3:47 | Kickoff by Nicen Straight, 68 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (25 yd return) [diving tackle: Shei Qi] | Replay | ||
| 3:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dermot Fictel] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 30 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 33 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Joel Hand] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Metal Massacre rush [missed tackle: HPM Stevie Ray Vaughan (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: William Kidd] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 36.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the left side, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the right side intercepted by Hot Rod Woodson [TD] (79 yd return) | Replay |
| High Plains Mustangs 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | Extra point attempted by Nicen Straight, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | Kickoff by Nicen Straight, 74 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (32.5 yd return) [tackle: Freddy Powers] | Replay | ||
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Metal Massacre to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |