Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 13:54 | Johannesburg | TD | Cullen Bohannon pass to Sticky Hanz up the left side, caught [TD] (67.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:55 | KC | FG | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Leg Day, made [FG] | Replay |
| 6:28 | Johannesburg | FG | 38 yd field goal attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:58 | Johannesburg | TD | Cullen Bohannon pass to Sticky Hanz up the left side, caught [TD] (70 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:23 | Johannesburg | TD | Cullen Bohannon pass to Miracle Max up the left side, caught [TD] (51 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Johannesburg | KC | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 318 | 136 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 26.5 | 12.5 |
| Rushes | 8 | 8 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.3 | 1.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 291.5 | 123.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 6/9 | 15/25 |
| Yards/Pass | 32.4 | 4.9 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 2 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 43.5 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 6:13 | 8:47 |
| Passing |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Cullen Bohannon |
14 | 6 | 9 | 291.5 | 66.7 | 32.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| QB Dean Slaughter |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Retired Player |
29 | 15 | 25 | 123.5 | 60 | 4.9 | 3 | 1 | -5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Dean Slaughter |
3 | 3 | 2.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Devil Woman |
6 | 3 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB El Guapo |
2 | 2 | 9 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Xenny Block |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bull Dozzier |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Marty Graws |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Al "Crazy Legs" Bundy |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Reset Dot 6 |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Retired Player |
6 | 3 | 9.5 | 3.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
2 | 2 | 9 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
6 | 2 | -1 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
29 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Charles Jamaal |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kamara - |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Miracle Max |
8 | 3 | 2 | 102.5 | 51.3 | 35.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Guy Superfly III |
6 | 3 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sticky Hanz |
9 | 3 | 3 | 181.5 | 60.5 | 40.7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hugo Hull |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Michael "Vincenzo" Brown |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Special Ed |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Will Dissly |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Throw Me Something Mister |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR The Flash! |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Kamara - |
27 | 8 | 4 | 21 | 5.3 | 1.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Retired Player |
17 | 6 | 4 | 50.5 | 12.6 | 0.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Antonio Graham |
10 | 6 | 3 | 30.5 | 10.2 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Charles Jamaal |
20 | 4 | 4 | 21.5 | 5.4 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Johnson Moss |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Marvin Owens |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Johannesburg | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Reset Dot 7 |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 279 | 69.8 |
| KC | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Retired Player |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/2 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 72 | 72 |
| Punting |
| Johannesburg | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Reset Dot 8 |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Retired Player |
2 | 87 | 43.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Johannesburg | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Reset Dot 6 |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 26.5 | 26.5 | 0 |
| KC | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Retired Player |
2 | 36.5 | 18.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Dirty Harry |
14 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Security Guard |
16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G The Wall |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Special Ed |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C King Cake |
11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Xenny Protect |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Police Line Do Not Cross |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Rambo |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Horrible Gelatinous Blob |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT In Your Way |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Retired Player |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Retired Player |
18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Retired Player |
19 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Johannesburg | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Wonder Woman |
24 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Jason Bourne |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xenny Cover |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Jack Reacher |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Super Girl |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spamish Inquisition |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Raising Kane |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ken U. Diggit |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB David "Swoosh" Ingram |
16 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Black Knight |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Freight Train |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xenny Hit |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Neil Pert |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mama Say Knock You Out |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sack Sabbath |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| FS John Wick |
22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brock Pruitt |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Morbo The Annihilator |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Lakae Manumana |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Drop Dead Fred |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Gunner Swift |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Fright Knight |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dallin Pritchett |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leland Brown |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Carter Maxwell |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Carlton Colvin |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Jack Reacher |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mama Say Knock You Out |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| KC | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Retired Player |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





