Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Florida Frenzy 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Marshall Gillis rush [missed diving tackle: The Rolling Stones (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 44.5 | Jamar McNair sacked by Van Halen (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:57 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Penguin , 53 yd, fielded by The Doors (8.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Poison Ivy] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:51 | ||||
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle intercepted by E.D. Efner (3 yd return) [tackle: MM Aerosmith] | Replay |
| Florida Frenzy 13:47 | ||||
| 13:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Marshall Gillis rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 11 | Marshall Gillis rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 8 | Jamar McNair pass to Antony Travis over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Jamar McNair pass to Antony Travis over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:59 | Extra point attempted by Riddler , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 11:59 | ||||
| 11:59 | Kickoff by Riddler , 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Paul Sanderson] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pierre Floyd] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kristopher Flowers] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dillon Sweet] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught, knocked loose by KoB's "Mel Blount Rule" [deflected by KoB's "Mel Blount Rule"] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:09 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 47 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Florida Frenzy 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Jamar McNair pass to Ryder Edmondson up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 19.5 | Jamar McNair pass to Kendall Abernathy over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 24.5 | Marshall Gillis rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 34 | Jamar McNair pass to Devante Brown up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Steely Dan [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Jamar McNair pass to Kendall Abernathy over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Jamar McNair pass to Devante Brown up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Dire Straits (Spin)] [missed tackle: Grand Funk Railroad][forced fumble: Motör head], fumbled , recovered by Justen Time (0 yd return) [tackle: Dexter Urban] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:27 | ||||
| 5:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick Miller] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 11 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: E.D. Efner] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 15 | Iron Maiden rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corbin Rosales] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justus Porter] | Replay |
| 3:13 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 26 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: E.D. Efner] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace, hurried by Orange Dean, up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's "Mel Blount Rule"] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tre Sanford] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (29 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zachary Matson] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's "Mel Blount Rule"] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 12.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Tavon Edmonds] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Iron Maiden rush [TD] to the left (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:01 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Florida Frenzy 1:01 | ||||
| 1:01 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jamar McNair pass to Ryder Edmondson up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto up the left side [deflected by The Doobie Brothers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Jamar McNair pass to Ryder Edmondson up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Offensive Timeout Called: Florida Frenzy | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto up the left side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Florida Frenzy | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Jamar McNair pass to Thaddeus Sholto, hurried by Van Halen, up the left side intercepted by Motör head (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Ryder Edmondson] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:05 | ||||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Paul Sanderson] | Replay |