Warrior General Games

Not housebroken. Easily agitated. Does not play well with others. More attitude than a middle school chess club amped up on meth.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=323275

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=3296

You tell me if you'd be a good fit?

Originally posted by CoachF
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=3296

You tell me if you'd be a good fit?

I suggest you head to Amsterdam. CoachF knows how to run a ball club.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1274

OK, Candy #@%! Mountain Unicorns. Did you read my post? Do you think a rabid pit bull could co-exist on a team of candy ass unicorns? Hell no! The first practice would result in a unicorn blood soaked field littered with hoofs and horns and intestines and crap. You better pray I don't sign with a team in your division becasue I would go off on an orgy of destruction on your ass.

Now change your name to something manly. This is football not care bears or patty cake.

Offer sent.

Originally posted by Troy Aikman
Offer sent.

OK, that's more like it. The Crimeboys. You guys don't sound like no wussy boys unless your crime is jaywalking and insurance fraud. This is a step in the right direction, thank goodness.

Unfortunately I still have the taste of vomit in my mouth from reading the PM the little pink horseys sent me.

PM SENT

Originally posted by Allstar02
PM SENT


http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2004

That's badass! Your Center plays football whith chains locked to his wrists.

LOL

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=3566

Manitoba? What the hell? The Manatees? That's just like a cow that swims. That's not tough, intimidating or the least bit scary. Why not just name your team the Fluffy Kittens?

Hmm...I wonder what manatees taste like?

Seriously, get a name that will put the fear of God into opponents. Might I suggest the Manitoba Marthas (for Martha Stewart). That's scary and crazy. That's right: scary-crazy.

Pm sent from Toronto Flames

And offer

Originally posted by Guiducci
Pm sent from Toronto Flames

And offer

Umm...flames like alternative lifestyles or flames like burning napalm death from the sky?

Burning Napalm Death From the Sky. Most likely sent by God.

Originally posted by Guiducci
Burning Napalm Death From the Sky. Most likely sent by God.

Whew!

Blue Sky, Black Death, baby!

Sent an offer. Hope you decide to join the Sacramento Hawkeyes.