If anyone disagrees with my groupings or rankings, please make a detailed case in your reply. It is not my fault none of you have fucking shared themes, and that it'd apparently kill you to put a team note that isn't just a bunch of jibberish...
#1: RC & Friends (19-2 Combined Record)
Asau Golden Eagles (7-0) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10176
Orlando Prime Timers (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10029
Florida Frenzy (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10015
So...yup... #1 is pretty clear. I got Bort to change WR to 4-ALG's to stop RC, but it isn't working...
#2: Mauler/SteveMax (11-3 Combined Record)
SWAT Team (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10108
Brothers in Arms (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10059
Only 2 teams in Pro at this instant, and Mauler has been replaced by Mauler2.0, but with the best non-RC record, and a mantle full of WL championships, has to be #2.
#3: Red/Tomcic (5-2 Combined Record)
C-Town MF'n Hood (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10040
Hood looks good, and these gents have the last WL championship not won by #1 nor #2 back in s89 which was... like 2+ years ago... Once HHWC moves up from AAA, they'll at least have 2 teams like a proper network!
#4 WAR MACHINE (INDEPENDENT (4-3))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10057
sportzdude3 is doing real stuff still. Rumor has it that WAR MACHINE is the only team that RC is scared of, since he shits on everyone else so completely. I think this is a 1-man-team, but honestly have no idea since sportz keeps turning down my interview requests.
#5 MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS (INDEPENDENT (6-1))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10008
Given PD7 doesn't have a real GM tag, and this team only had two PD7 dots, I am separating them from the rest of the WLE remnants in my interpretation.
#6 Snoqualmie Wildcats (INDEPENDENT (5-2))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10028
The SnoCats aka SnoCones aka CatCones aka SpeedCats are a small independent start-up with a simple plan for world domination...
Step 1: Make fast dots
Step 2: Clock dots on speed script, bragging about their speed, and getting users to download speed script
Step 3: ????
Step 4: WL championship
#7 Agency (7-7 Combined Record)
Athens Empire (4-3) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10003
TSW (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10167
One little known fact of the dot-snap, is that Ken joined Agency to chillaxe with TSW/Nomads as the 3rd flagship team. To add to the confusion, idk if Agency is even a good network name but I guess it's better than #1-#3 not even having a network name like dweebs, madmal still markets everything as "sea wasp"s, Athens Odyssey is not a part of Agency and is instead an independent cradle to the grave team
#8 KC Non-Network (Combined record 6-8)
KC Comets (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10175
KC Playmakers (1-6) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10089
This is kinda like 1 independent team with a 110 man roster made by 2 agents. So not really a network. But I have to group them together for my rankings to make sense, so if you don't like it I suggest you delete the 2nd team to avoid confusion. It's worth noting that for a 1-6 team the playmakers are surprisingly competitive.
#9 Dayton Triangles (INDEPENDENT 4-3)
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10103
It's been a wild ride through 7 games, between Pwned putting out tons of cool content, and then also rage-gutting his team after this season. Also, I still personally think woodpecker is a superior mascot, because wtf kinda mascot is a triangle amirite?
#10 WLE Remnant Society (Combined record 7-16)
Forest Grove Boxers (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10099
Death Valley Steelers (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10007
Cascade surly Goats (1-6) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10006
To start, it tilts me that "surly" isn't capitalized, like wtf guys?
After jmarter was abducted by aliens, WLE crumbled Ken ran off and married two teams from Europe, while PD7/Gambler/GroupOh are still holding hands together. Not sure if this is technically a network, but unless someone is going to draw me a map/slideshow they will be grouped together. Currently 2/3 teams are set to make the playoffs, but it could become 1/3 which would be most embarrassing.
#11 London Exiles (INDEPENDENT 3-4)
#12 Mayan Warriors (INDEPENDENT 3-4)
#13 Jonnesburg Jackals (INEPENDENT 2-5)
#14 Louisville Cardinals (INDEPENDENT 1-6)
#15 Houston Gamblers (INDEPENDENT 1-6)
#16 Austin Slackers 3.0 (INDEPENDENT 0-7)
#17 Kansas City Stags (INDEPENDENT 0-7)
#1: RC & Friends (19-2 Combined Record)
Asau Golden Eagles (7-0) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10176
Orlando Prime Timers (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10029
Florida Frenzy (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10015
So...yup... #1 is pretty clear. I got Bort to change WR to 4-ALG's to stop RC, but it isn't working...
#2: Mauler/SteveMax (11-3 Combined Record)
SWAT Team (6-1) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10108
Brothers in Arms (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10059
Only 2 teams in Pro at this instant, and Mauler has been replaced by Mauler2.0, but with the best non-RC record, and a mantle full of WL championships, has to be #2.
#3: Red/Tomcic (5-2 Combined Record)
C-Town MF'n Hood (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10040
Hood looks good, and these gents have the last WL championship not won by #1 nor #2 back in s89 which was... like 2+ years ago... Once HHWC moves up from AAA, they'll at least have 2 teams like a proper network!
#4 WAR MACHINE (INDEPENDENT (4-3))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10057
sportzdude3 is doing real stuff still. Rumor has it that WAR MACHINE is the only team that RC is scared of, since he shits on everyone else so completely. I think this is a 1-man-team, but honestly have no idea since sportz keeps turning down my interview requests.
#5 MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS (INDEPENDENT (6-1))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10008
Given PD7 doesn't have a real GM tag, and this team only had two PD7 dots, I am separating them from the rest of the WLE remnants in my interpretation.
#6 Snoqualmie Wildcats (INDEPENDENT (5-2))
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10028
The SnoCats aka SnoCones aka CatCones aka SpeedCats are a small independent start-up with a simple plan for world domination...
Step 1: Make fast dots
Step 2: Clock dots on speed script, bragging about their speed, and getting users to download speed script
Step 3: ????
Step 4: WL championship
#7 Agency (7-7 Combined Record)
Athens Empire (4-3) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10003
TSW (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10167
One little known fact of the dot-snap, is that Ken joined Agency to chillaxe with TSW/Nomads as the 3rd flagship team. To add to the confusion, idk if Agency is even a good network name but I guess it's better than #1-#3 not even having a network name like dweebs, madmal still markets everything as "sea wasp"s, Athens Odyssey is not a part of Agency and is instead an independent cradle to the grave team
#8 KC Non-Network (Combined record 6-8)
KC Comets (5-2) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10175
KC Playmakers (1-6) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10089
This is kinda like 1 independent team with a 110 man roster made by 2 agents. So not really a network. But I have to group them together for my rankings to make sense, so if you don't like it I suggest you delete the 2nd team to avoid confusion. It's worth noting that for a 1-6 team the playmakers are surprisingly competitive.
#9 Dayton Triangles (INDEPENDENT 4-3)
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10103
It's been a wild ride through 7 games, between Pwned putting out tons of cool content, and then also rage-gutting his team after this season. Also, I still personally think woodpecker is a superior mascot, because wtf kinda mascot is a triangle amirite?
#10 WLE Remnant Society (Combined record 7-16)
Forest Grove Boxers (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10099
Death Valley Steelers (3-4) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10007
Cascade surly Goats (1-6) https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=10006
To start, it tilts me that "surly" isn't capitalized, like wtf guys?
After jmarter was abducted by aliens, WLE crumbled Ken ran off and married two teams from Europe, while PD7/Gambler/GroupOh are still holding hands together. Not sure if this is technically a network, but unless someone is going to draw me a map/slideshow they will be grouped together. Currently 2/3 teams are set to make the playoffs, but it could become 1/3 which would be most embarrassing.
#11 London Exiles (INDEPENDENT 3-4)
#12 Mayan Warriors (INDEPENDENT 3-4)
#13 Jonnesburg Jackals (INEPENDENT 2-5)
#14 Louisville Cardinals (INDEPENDENT 1-6)
#15 Houston Gamblers (INDEPENDENT 1-6)
#16 Austin Slackers 3.0 (INDEPENDENT 0-7)
#17 Kansas City Stags (INDEPENDENT 0-7)
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