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Originally posted by Novus
/walks in for first time in weeks

/sees everyone arguing with each other about penises, for some stupid reason

"Nope."

/walks back out

Can you at least pull the fire alarm on your way out?

Originally posted by Daedalus
Can you at least pull the fire alarm on your way out?

burn it down

Time to bring out the HAMMER. DD, ban this dude for life... Well, maybe a week, you guys need his flex investments.

Seeing this thread makes me miss 7steel even more. Despite our rivalry over the years, he never went the penis-route in discussions.

Originally posted by Tomcic
Time to bring out the HAMMER. DD, ban this dude for life... Well, maybe a week, you guys need his flex investments.

Seeing this thread makes me miss 7steel even more. Despite our rivalry over the years, he never went the penis-route in discussions.

His other 2 multis are perma banned from posting. Need to do the same to these 2 multis still posting

No way it went from dot football to transsexuals and penises…

Banter about who’s team sucks and who’s doesn’t, that will always exist in competitive banter. But personal attacks when a lot of you guys here are old enough to have kids… and some old enough to have grandkids is just embarrassing especially when you remember all this started over internet football.

Fix up and get back on a topic that matters how in the world does anything about the LGBTQ community or another mans dick make it to a virtual football forum?
I’d rather If you have a problem with someone’s team and you enjoy seeing them lose or implode and reset from the beginning, but personal attacks can actually cause harm because you never know what anyone is going through or dealing with.

Two words;


Anger management.

Down to 1 undefeated team. Could be a few sandbaggers at this point so rankings are even more of a blind guess. Here you go, with a little bonus playoff look ahead.

#1 T. Sea Wasps – EPL – 14-0
#2 FFG – NAPL – 12-2 (Dawgz 30-28, Palookas 23-20)
#3 Benitos – SAPL – 13-1 (Nonconformists 36-13)
#4 Insanity – SAPL – 13-1 (Benitos 14-12)
#5 Gamblers – EPL – 13-1 (T-Insanity 9-6, T. Sea Wasps 27-26)
#6 Alabama – NAPL – 9-5 (T-Dawgs 51-13, Showboats 48-23, Chaos 72-7, Gofers 66-21, Palookas 38-17, FFG 19-14)
#7 Showboats – NAPL – 12-2 (FFG 40-28, Alabama 20-13)
#8 Comets – PPL – 13-1 (Auburn 24-17)
#9 STALINGRAD – PPL – 12-2 (Slackers 20-9, Comets 20-17)
#10 Nonconformist – SAPL 11-3 (BDS 31-24, Benitos 40-6, Insanity 24-21)
#11 Palookas – NAPL – 11-3 (T-Llamas 28-13, Showboats 42-10, Gofers 28-21, FFG 33-7)
#12 Chaos – NAPL – 9-5 (Showboats 48-24, FFG 27-10, Palookas 40-28, Alabama 18-17, Showboats 34-24)
#13 Auburn – PPL – 12-2 (T-ROADFROGS 27-21, STALINGRAD 29-17, STALINGRAD 33-3)
#14 Redwolves – NAPL – 8-6 (Palookas 45-35, FFG 27-24, Showboats 24-10, Alabama 24-17, Chaos 38-6, FFG 24-3)
#15 HV Sea Wasps – SAPL – 10-4 (Nonconformist 27-0, T-STALINGRAD 27-6, Benitos 69-21, Insanity 21-17, Benitos 27-19)
#16 Slackers – PPL – 10-4 (T-Benitos 36-7, Auburn 30-23, Llamas 20-19, Comets 12-9, Auburn 31-17)
#17 Llamas – PPL – 10-4 (STALINGRAD 27-15, T-ROADFROGS 26-6, Auburn 23-20, Comets 28-6, Slackers 21-14)
#18 Gofers – NAPL – 9-5 (Chaos 33-10, Showboats 56-21, Redwolves 42-6, FFG 41-13, Alabama 39-17)
#19 BDS – SAPL – 10-4 (Benitos 34-10, T-Chaos 22-7, HV Sea Wasps 30-20, Insanity 24-13, HV Sea Wasps 59-3)
#20 WAR HAMMER – EPL – 12-2 (T.Sea Wasps 62-7, Gamblers 40-6)
#21 Dawgz – NAPL – 7-7 (Palookas 27-9, T-Showboats 58-21, Redwolves 42-10, Gofers 33-26, Chaos 44-7, Alabama 13-10, Showboats 34-10, Palookas 38-24)
#22 ROADFROGS – EPL – 11-3 (WAR HAMMER 33-17 T. Sea Wasps 63-7, Gamblers 30-23)
#23 Riders – PPL – 9-5 (Comets 19-0, Auburn 16-9, Slackers 29-10, STALINGRAD 38-6, Llamas 30-23)
#24 Raiders – SAPL – 8-6 (T-Comets 35-7, Insanity 48-10, BDS 48-12, Benitos 44-10, HV Sea Wasps 34-17, Nonconformists 59-14, Insanity 61-0)
#25 Crias – EPL – 9-5 (Gamblers 30-6, T. Sea Wasps 42-7, HAMMER 30-6, ROADFROGS 17-3, T. Sea Wasps 65-14)
#26 Volunteers – PPL – 6-8 (Riders 22-6, Comets 58-0, Llamas 84-6, Auburn 84-13, Slackers 37-20, STALINGRAD 76-0, Comets 82-0, Riders 34-9)
#27 Hot Mamas – PPL – 5-9 (Comets 35-7, Volunteers 32-0, Riders 41-0, Llamas 52-0, STALINGRAD 65-0, Auburn 72-3, Slackers 47-0, Comets 32-10, Riders 42-3)
#28 Amsterdam – NAPL – 4-10 (Showboats 101-16, Chaos 59-3, Gofers 35-6, Alabama 45-14, FFG 85-0, Dawgz 92-0, Palookas 66-3, Redwolves 80-3, Gofers 29-3, Chaos 80-0)
#29 Warriors – PPL – 3-11 (Slackers 58-0, Llamas 62-3, STALINGRAD 118-0, Auburn 63-0, Comets 55-0, Riders 37-3, Hot Mamas 17-0, Volunteers 34-13, STALINGRAD 65-0, Llamas 56-3, Auburn 90-0)
#30 Mammoths – SAPL – 5-9 (Insanity 233-0, Raiders 101-3, Nonconformists 184-7, Corruption 36-26, BDS 177-0, Benitos 178-3, HV Sea Wasps 148-3, Insanity 128-0, Raiders 78-3)
#31 Trash Pandas – NAPL – 2-12 (FFG 127-0, Redwolves 146-0, Palookas 70-0, Dawgz 106-10, Chaos 160-14, Gofers 74-0, Showboats 112-0, Amsterdam 50-6, Alabama 58-3, Redwolves 66-3, FFG 90-0, Dawgz 109-3)
#32 Corruption - SAPL – 4-10 (T-Showboats 122-10, Nonconformists 84-0, BDS 59-3, Benitos 87-0, HV Sea Wasps 62-3, Insanity 121-6, Ferrets 33-16, Raiders 82-0, BDS 142-0, Nonconformists 217-0, HV Sea Wasps 201-0)


EPL
West – WAR HAMMER & ROADFROGS get CPUs in first round before facing off for the conference title
East – T.Sea Wasps (vs Nemesis) & Gamblers (vs Crias) heading towards a conference title showdown

PPL
SEAsia – STALINGRAD & Auburn are favorites to advance, but face worthy first round opponents in Slackers and Llamas
Oceania – Comets have a clear path to the championship game.

NAPL
USA – FFG will probably have to go through the Dawgs then the Palookas/Redwolves winner.
Canada – Looking like Showboats vs Gofers and Alabama vs Chaos. Going to be a bloodbath here.

SAPL
SA – Benitos undefeated season is over courtesy of the Nonconformists. HV Sea Wasps & BDS stand in the way of a rematch.
Africa – Insanity appear to have no real roadblocks to the championship game.

If Auburn are "sand-bagging" then Id place them alot higher especially as theyre a "been there done that" team

Benitos still looked good looking bad !!!!

I hate how misleading the regular season can be, playoffs have to be a headache as a coordinator.

Originally posted by jmarter
Down to 1 undefeated team. Could be a few sandbaggers at this point so rankings are even more of a blind guess. Here you go, with a little bonus playoff look ahead.

#1 T. Sea Wasps – EPL – 14-0
#2 FFG – NAPL – 12-2 (Dawgz 30-28, Palookas 23-20)
#3 Benitos – SAPL – 13-1 (Nonconformists 36-13)
#4 Insanity – SAPL – 13-1 (Benitos 14-12)
#5 Gamblers – EPL – 13-1 (T-Insanity 9-6, T. Sea Wasps 27-26)
#6 Alabama – NAPL – 9-5 (T-Dawgs 51-13, Showboats 48-23, Chaos 72-7, Gofers 66-21, Palookas 38-17, FFG 19-14)
#7 Showboats – NAPL – 12-2 (FFG 40-28, Alabama 20-13)
#8 Comets – PPL – 13-1 (Auburn 24-17)
#9 STALINGRAD – PPL – 12-2 (Slackers 20-9, Comets 20-17)
#10 Nonconformist – SAPL 11-3 (BDS 31-24, Benitos 40-6, Insanity 24-21)
#11 Palookas – NAPL – 11-3 (T-Llamas 28-13, Showboats 42-10, Gofers 28-21, FFG 33-7)
#12 Chaos – NAPL – 9-5 (Showboats 48-24, FFG 27-10, Palookas 40-28, Alabama 18-17, Showboats 34-24)
#13 Auburn – PPL – 12-2 (T-ROADFROGS 27-21, STALINGRAD 29-17, STALINGRAD 33-3)
#14 Redwolves – NAPL – 8-6 (Palookas 45-35, FFG 27-24, Showboats 24-10, Alabama 24-17, Chaos 38-6, FFG 24-3)
#15 HV Sea Wasps – SAPL – 10-4 (Nonconformist 27-0, T-STALINGRAD 27-6, Benitos 69-21, Insanity 21-17, Benitos 27-19)
#16 Slackers – PPL – 10-4 (T-Benitos 36-7, Auburn 30-23, Llamas 20-19, Comets 12-9, Auburn 31-17)
#17 Llamas – PPL – 10-4 (STALINGRAD 27-15, T-ROADFROGS 26-6, Auburn 23-20, Comets 28-6, Slackers 21-14)
#18 Gofers – NAPL – 9-5 (Chaos 33-10, Showboats 56-21, Redwolves 42-6, FFG 41-13, Alabama 39-17)
#19 BDS – SAPL – 10-4 (Benitos 34-10, T-Chaos 22-7, HV Sea Wasps 30-20, Insanity 24-13, HV Sea Wasps 59-3)
#20 WAR HAMMER – EPL – 12-2 (T.Sea Wasps 62-7, Gamblers 40-6)
#21 Dawgz – NAPL – 7-7 (Palookas 27-9, T-Showboats 58-21, Redwolves 42-10, Gofers 33-26, Chaos 44-7, Alabama 13-10, Showboats 34-10, Palookas 38-24)
#22 ROADFROGS – EPL – 11-3 (WAR HAMMER 33-17 T. Sea Wasps 63-7, Gamblers 30-23)
#23 Riders – PPL – 9-5 (Comets 19-0, Auburn 16-9, Slackers 29-10, STALINGRAD 38-6, Llamas 30-23)
#24 Raiders – SAPL – 8-6 (T-Comets 35-7, Insanity 48-10, BDS 48-12, Benitos 44-10, HV Sea Wasps 34-17, Nonconformists 59-14, Insanity 61-0)
#25 Crias – EPL – 9-5 (Gamblers 30-6, T. Sea Wasps 42-7, HAMMER 30-6, ROADFROGS 17-3, T. Sea Wasps 65-14)
#26 Volunteers – PPL – 6-8 (Riders 22-6, Comets 58-0, Llamas 84-6, Auburn 84-13, Slackers 37-20, STALINGRAD 76-0, Comets 82-0, Riders 34-9)
#27 Hot Mamas – PPL – 5-9 (Comets 35-7, Volunteers 32-0, Riders 41-0, Llamas 52-0, STALINGRAD 65-0, Auburn 72-3, Slackers 47-0, Comets 32-10, Riders 42-3)
#28 Amsterdam – NAPL – 4-10 (Showboats 101-16, Chaos 59-3, Gofers 35-6, Alabama 45-14, FFG 85-0, Dawgz 92-0, Palookas 66-3, Redwolves 80-3, Gofers 29-3, Chaos 80-0)
#29 Warriors – PPL – 3-11 (Slackers 58-0, Llamas 62-3, STALINGRAD 118-0, Auburn 63-0, Comets 55-0, Riders 37-3, Hot Mamas 17-0, Volunteers 34-13, STALINGRAD 65-0, Llamas 56-3, Auburn 90-0)
#30 Mammoths – SAPL – 5-9 (Insanity 233-0, Raiders 101-3, Nonconformists 184-7, Corruption 36-26, BDS 177-0, Benitos 178-3, HV Sea Wasps 148-3, Insanity 128-0, Raiders 78-3)
#31 Trash Pandas – NAPL – 2-12 (FFG 127-0, Redwolves 146-0, Palookas 70-0, Dawgz 106-10, Chaos 160-14, Gofers 74-0, Showboats 112-0, Amsterdam 50-6, Alabama 58-3, Redwolves 66-3, FFG 90-0, Dawgz 109-3)
#32 Corruption - SAPL – 4-10 (T-Showboats 122-10, Nonconformists 84-0, BDS 59-3, Benitos 87-0, HV Sea Wasps 62-3, Insanity 121-6, Ferrets 33-16, Raiders 82-0, BDS 142-0, Nonconformists 217-0, HV Sea Wasps 201-0)


EPL
West – WAR HAMMER & ROADFROGS get CPUs in first round before facing off for the conference title
East – T.Sea Wasps (vs Nemesis) & Gamblers (vs Crias) heading towards a conference title showdown

PPL
SEAsia – STALINGRAD & Auburn are favorites to advance, but face worthy first round opponents in Slackers and Llamas
Oceania – Comets have a clear path to the championship game.

NAPL
USA – FFG will probably have to go through the Dawgs then the Palookas/Redwolves winner.
Canada – Looking like Showboats vs Gofers and Alabama vs Chaos. Going to be a bloodbath here.

SAPL
SA – Benitos undefeated season is over courtesy of the Nonconformists. HV Sea Wasps & BDS stand in the way of a rematch.
Africa – Insanity appear to have no real roadblocks to the championship game.


GG Redwolves. Our defense was getting tired in the 4th after having to chase your guys the whole game but luckily for us, we were able to get some key turnovers and run out the clock when it got close to the end.

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
As a member of the LGBT community and a POC, I strongly stand against hatred and discrimination and I apologize if my joke has caused offense to any in the transexual community or our allies. Obviously had I realized they were actually post-op transexual or considering such procedures I would have never remarked upon their penis, for I have no issues whatsoever with their life decisions and personal choices. Be out and be proud! I'm glad to see there are so many LGBT and allies on GLB as I had no idea! Thank you for supporting the LGBT community.

The backstories of darncat's multis show real commitment, too bad they don't make them any more believable...

GG Austin... right down to the wire again. It always comes down to the last play when we are facing you guys