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GG Goonies

Well my continued underestimating of Werthers and Spider's team's unpredictability cost me a perfect week, but I still went 5-1. Overall record for the season is 55-23.

Barring an upset from the Camel Snackers over the Chiefs, the playoffs in the West are pretty much set.. Out in the lolEast, Magua has the 1 seed locked up and the potential for tiebreaker hell for seeds 2-5 with one team going to get the short end of that stick.

Sunders BOLD predictions for week 16 :

Granite Peak over Green Bay 28-24
Chiefs over Camel Snackers 21-10
Arditi over Wethers 38-17
Magua over Goonies 47-13
Ghost Creek over Spiders 20-17
Trick pony over Bier 17-13

I will have your playoff write up done on Monday.

Originally posted by sunder B
GG Grizzlies!



Only one team had a good game and it wasn't us!

GG Chiefs

Okay, this meant to be funny not a criticism of agents or their dots.

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TE Xavier Vickers Magua's Revenge

WR Jerome Henley Ethiopian Camel Snackers

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OT Stan D. Ground Goalline Goonies

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DT Chaz Goldberg Magua's Revenge

DE Dakotah Benson Werther’s Original

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GG Arditi.

Good stuff McMunson!

Originally posted by sunder B
Good stuff McMunson!

+1

SEASON 86 CASUAL PRO, ALL-PRO TEAM

(*Note that these are not my observations, but strictly based on the GLB global rankings for Offense, Defense, and Special Teams. the number in parenthesis is the global ranking for the dot) Copying from an excel spreadsheet, so hoping the format isn't terrible here)

QB - GRAHAM MERTZ - (23) - MAGUA
QB - BARRY CHERRY - (47) - CHARLESTOWN

HB - COLTON FLETCHER - (26) - WERTHERS
HB - MAC READY - (42) - ARDITI
HB- AREPHON RAINES - (53) - ARDITI

FB - LEO YATES - (94) - CHARLESTOWN
bFB - PIERRE SNODGRASS - (2591) - ARDITI

rTE - STANKY BEAVER - (185) - CHARLESTOWN
rTE - ARMANDO SALMON - (246) - MAGUA
bTE - NICO NONEYCUTT - (583) - ARDITI
bTE - KEVEN HAWTHORNE - (704) - BIER

WR - TP WR III - (290) - TRICK PONY
WR - OTIS "MAGUA'S" SLAUGHTER - (291) - MAGUA
WR - EZEKIEL ISAACS - (346) - SOFIA
WR - VALENTIN SWEET - (380) - MAGUA
WR - MIKEY HENSEN - (407) - GREEN BAY
WR - ANTWAN DUKE - (442) - SOFIA

C - ROY "AL" SHELTON - (1340) - ARDITI
C - KELTON FISH - (1970) - ETHIOPIAN

G - KENTON "AL" ESPINOZA - (628) - ARDITI
G - ALVARO SHELTON - (731) - SOFIA
G - DAVID DE CASTRO - (895) - ARDITI
G - BARRY NIXON - (1047) - ETHIOPIAN

OT - ALONZO BOOKER - (821) - SOFIA
OT - MICHAEL CARMODY - (847) - GRANITE PEAK
OT - ALFONSO "AL" CORREA - (897) - ARDITI
OT - VICTOR STONE - (973) - GRANITE PEAK


NT/DT - CHAZ GOLDBERG - (323) - MAGUA
NT/DT - DEVEN CHIN - (353) - ETHIOPIAN
NT/DT - VICTOR EDMONDS - (376) - SOFIA
NT/DT - TRISTAN JAGNEAUX - (421) - MAGUA

DE - CADE GARZA - (236) - SOFIA
DE - VICTOR GRAY - (270) - SOFIA
DE - RAHEEM AMOS - (272) - ETHIOPOIAN
DE - BRETT KEISEL - (371) - ARDITI

LB - DARRIUS WHITAKER - (196) - WERTHERS
LB - AUSTEN CASEY - (214) - ETHIOPIAN
LB - LORENZO RICHARD - (253) - ETHIOPIAN
LB - ZACH PEASE - (255) - SOFIA
LB - DEANGELO SHOEMAKER - (261) - BIER
LB - CORY WHITAKER - (321) - ETHIOPIAN

CB - RASHEED JARVIS - (22) - BIER
CB - RONNIE LOTT - (24) - ARDITI
CB - JAYLON "TW" KIRKLAND - (51) - MAGUA
CB - GRIFFIN GAMBLE - (78) - CHARLESTOWN
CB - CONNOR ROBERTSON - (82) - SOFIA
CB - JAYLEN WOLF - (108) - GRANITE PEAK

SS - RAHEEM HURD - (136) - SOFIA
SS - GREGORY SANFORD - (175) - ETHIOPIAN

FS - EMANUEL RIDLEY - (79) - BIER
FS - NICHOLAS " MAGUA'S" VANDYKE - (104) - MAGUA

KR/PR - MARQUEZ CALLAWAY - (65) - ARDITI
K - SASQUATCH BIGFOOT JR - (4) - CHARLESTOWN
P - 50 YARDS PLUS VI - (13) - GOALLINE

Playoffs are 2 days away. Here is Rocs round 1 predictions.

LOL EAST

#1 Magua's Revenge vs #4 Trick Pony

I don't know a lot about Magua besides that they're clearly looking for revenge, and have quite a few Casual vets on their staff/roster. They seem to be a fairly balanced team led by their QB Graham Mertz(All Pro) who led the conference in both passing yards and passing TD's, and by their two headed snake rushing attack Jonathan Taylor and Lewis Magua Crump who both led the conference in rushing TD's at 18 a piece.

Trick Pony is a team I am familiar with. They came up the ladder with Arditi winning 6 Golds, with 5 of them coming in a row. A once feared team whos claim to fame is "7 golds in a row" isn't so scary anymore. They missed the playoffs last season, and snuck in with a 6-10 record (hence lol east) Their whole roster of multi's are inactive, so clearly they have zero cares, on top of losing both games to Magua in the regular season. As Vince McMahon would say, They've got no chance in hell. Magua wins 35-13

#2 Sofia Silver Spiders vs #3 Bier Markt

I think this is the toughest game to predict. Both teams have talented agents with plenty of Casual expierence. Bier gave the Spiders a beat down in week one putting up 90 points. Sofia bi-polars turned it around in week 15 to beat Bier 27-14. I think this game will come down to Sofia's QB Alan Monahan. He led all of Casual Pro with 37 INT's with 8 of those being against Bier in their 2 games. I have to take week 15 into consideration. When spider tries, he's tough to beat. Ill take Sofia over Bier 27-24


BEST IN THE WEST


#1 Charlestown Chiefs vs #4 Werther's Original

Werther's was the surprise team in Cas Pro. Early predictions put Werther's as the 5th seed. If I had written them, I'd have put them dead last in the West. They proved all the doubters wrong with their powerful run game, finishing 8-8 and upsetting both #1 seeds led by their RB Colton Fletcher.

Chiefs are the hottest team in Cas Pro winning 11 games in a row. sunder said he didn't know Werther's were an all rushing team, and would fix it the second time around. He sure did only giving up 7 points and holding Werthers to 196 rushing yards. I have been around sunder and the Chiefs for a long time, and know what they are capable of. They are the defending champs for a reason, and the old veteran will pull out another win against Werthers. Chiefs dominate 42-10

#2 Arditi Italia vs #3 Granite Peak Grizzlies

My pick for game of the week. Granite has Arditi's number beating them both times they met in the regular season holding them to an average of less than 10 points a game which is outstanding against the #1 offense in the West. Granite has great dot builders, Casual Pro Champs in the past, and are still a force to be reckon with.


Arditi has had great success in the regular seasons, and to be honest it has surprised me and even exceeded my expectations. They have great dot builders(look at all the All-Pros), and maybe not the best coordinator, but definitely the best looking one. They have failed in the playoffs, and part of my concern was being a one trick pony which comes back to bite us in the ass. Granite has had Arditi's number this season, and while I'd like to say "third times a charm," I don't think it will be, plus I'm trying to stay humble and not pick the team I coordinate. Granite will be up 6 with 20 seconds left, Arditi will have the ball inside the 5 yard line and opts for a FG to lose 24-21

Originally posted by sunder B
You gotta earn it kid



Well played and great stuff Roc

Originally posted by Rocdog21
Granite will be up 6 with 20 seconds left, Arditi will have the ball inside the 5 yard line and opts for a FG to lose 24-21

Originally posted by Blink 182
GG Arditi.

good game

thanks mc and roc for the write up

" Granite will be up 6 with 20 seconds left, Arditi will have the ball inside the 5 yard line and opts for a FG to lose 24-21 "

I like this part a little less