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Originally posted by Novus
BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Houston Intermediate Advisory Number 11
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL
200 AM EDT Wed Feb 17 2021

...THREAT TO FLORIDA FROM HOUSTON APPEARS TO BE DIMINISHING...


WATCHES AND WARNINGS
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CHANGES WITH THIS ADVISORY:

All Hurricane Warnings have been discontinued for the eastern coast of Florida.


DISCUSSION AND OUTLOOK
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At 200 AM EDT (0600 UTC), an Air Force Reserve Unit Hurricane Hunter aircraft flying out of Palm Bay found that the maximum sustained winds of Houston have dropped below the minimum threshold for hurricane status. The center of Tropical Storm Houston was located near latitude 28.7 North, longitude 79.2 West. Houston has turned toward the northeast and is no longer expected to make landfall in Florida. The tropical storm is moving near 7 mph (11 km/h). On this track, the core of Tropical Storm Houston will move away from the Florida east coast through tonight. The center of Houston is forecast to move near PVAC on Thursday and near Athens on Saturday. Interests in Phnom Penh should continue to monitor the progress of Houston, as new watches or warnings may be required later next week.

Maximum sustained winds have weakened to 65 mph with higher gusts. Further weakening is expected during the next couple of days. Tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 12 miles from the center of this small, compact system.

For storm information specific to your area in the United States, including possible watches and warnings, please monitor products issued by your local National Weather Service forecast office. For storm information specific to your area outside of the United States, please monitor products issued by your national meteorological service.


I have got to admit, this might be one of the best burn's I have ever read. Lol.
Definitely took your time with this one sir!

I apologize for not being more active this last week. Houston got hit with some really bad winter weather and I have barely had any power since Sunday Night.

Good game Palm Bay, and to Insanity in the Tournament as well!
 
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In all seriousness, Destroyer, stay safe. The situation in Texas is ridiculous right now.
 
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I felt bad for you, Chaos, so I decided to be nice and spot you 14 points to start... and we still won by 9.

That's really not gonna cut it if you want to reach World League. You really oughta start thinking of new network names that still use the WLE acronym. Wild Laughing Echidnas, maybe? I dunno, I'll see what I can come up with.
 
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Wildly Litigious Entity?
 
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We Love Earlobes?
 
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Weird Lemur Enthusiasts.

I think we have a winner!
 
Novus
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If you permanently change WLE's name to Weird Lemur Enthusiasts, the Palookas will join the WLE.
 
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Originally posted by Novus
In all seriousness, Destroyer, stay safe. The situation in Texas is ridiculous right now.


Trust me, it hasn't been fun.
I'm born and raised in Kentucky so I am used to crappy winter weather but Texas was most definitely not.
I have missed about 3 days of work, we had all of our food in the fridge and freezer go bad, and thankfully tonight is the last night of it all.
But I definitely appreciate it sir!
 
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Originally posted by Novus
If you permanently change WLE's name to Weird Lemur Enthusiasts, the Palookas will join the WLE.


Naw, lemurphobia runs rampant in Cambodia. Someday we may be worthy of being in your league.
 
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GG Pa[ookas ( I thought we said 28 not 14 !!!!)

GG Hammer (got to see your D today w Insanity)....Like all the best wives it remained tight throughout !!!!


WLE = Win Lose Enjoy

As I said preseason it will be interesting to see Palookas after the season boosts...This is an optimal time for heavy run offenses and it will be a while for overall D strengths to match up (taking into account stam etc)......would have liked a W but we will take the L and Enjoy plotting our dastardly revenge !!! GG
 
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Originally posted by Novus
Weird Lemur Enthusiasts.

I think we have a winner!


Nope. Women Love Elmer (Fudd).

"Be vewwy vewwy qwiet. I'm hunting pussy. Heheheheheheh."
Edited by Theo Wizzago on Feb 18, 2021 21:25:47
 
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Nope. Women Love Elmer (Fudd).

"Be vewwy vewwy qwiet. I'm hunting pussy. Heheheheheheh."




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ebqJ9ujLo
 
Theo Wizzago
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Originally posted by Fred Ex


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ebqJ9ujLo


O_o
Edited by Theo Wizzago on Feb 19, 2021 11:56:45
 
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Originally posted by Fred Ex


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ebqJ9ujLo


what in the blue tarnation bull riding fuck is that?
 
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Originally posted by maxxmisery DTD
what in the blue tarnation bull riding fuck is that?


 
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