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Great writeups.

Enjoyed the read

Originally posted by orangesdcd
MINXY REPORT (GAME ONE)

(5) Phnom Penh WLE Pandamonium- Just once can I get placed in a league without one of these WLE teams?

nope. Next season will be two of them in opposing conferences.

Thank you for the write up.

great write up, should be a fun week 2 matchup with your #2 and #3 teams squaring off

Game of the day is Brew Crew vs Pandemonium. Someone is going to lose his winning streak.

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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
Game of the day is Brew Crew vs Pandemonium. Someone is going to lose his winning streak.

choke

Indeed. But the pleasure will be sweeter when it happens.

you both shooting your wads early could come back to bite ya

GG Bill Jack (Tulsa) - hopefully you’ll rebuild your club next season.

MINXY REPORT (GAME TWO)

Rookie League One, don't hate the game, hate the dot builders!

GAME OF THE WEEK: Minnesota Reapers (0) v. Grey Bandits (9): Let Me Tell Ya' Bout Defensive Coordinators, A Dark Brothers Production (1984). -Dr. E knows all about how difficult it can be to try and defensive coordinate some DOT-Ball. Going into the final two minutes of this game, his vaunted defense had shut out all offenses for nearly a full 8 quarters over two different games. Yet, his Minnesota Reapers were still losing this game 2-0!?!? Dr. E shook his head in disgust and disbelief. Then Dr. E glared over at the Reaper's Offensive Coordinator, arcele. "F*cking kid doesn't know what the hell he is doing" muttered Dr. E. As his face reddened, Dr. E remembered his angst earlier in the game as the Reaper's offense inexplicably ran a FB Screen Right while backed up on their own 3 yard line, resulting in the fullback being tackled in the end zone for a safety. Now, in the waning minutes of the game, the Reapers' offense took the field from their own 7.5 yard line. Dr. E watched in frustration as arcele desperately flipped through his playbook trying to come up with the calls to lead a game winning 93 yard drive. First down: a short pass over the middle for a pedestrian two yard gain. Dr. E paced back and forth anxiously watching his defenders try and catch a breath on the sidelines. Second down: a poorly executed pitch to the runningback resulting in a 3 yard loss. Dr. E finally lost his patience and screamed "Don't you have any good plays in that book?" The Reapers' defensive players snickered and arcele nervously dropped his playbook, scattering the loose leaf pages all over the sidelines. As arcele crawled around trying to gather up his collection of play sheets before they blew onto the field, arcele shouted out his next play. Third down: from their own 8.5 yard line the Reaper quarterback took a 5 yard drop back and then was sacked unceremoniously before he could locate an open receiver. Dr. E howled with rage! The ensuing punt and return forced Dr. E's Reaper defense back onto the field, exhausted and demoralized to try and defend from their own 16.5 yard line. Two plays later, as Dr. E watched helplessly, the Grey Bandits' (HB) TreVeyon Trayanum- owned by stromstarhammer sweeped to the left and broke the tackles of two bone-weary Reaper Defenders as he rumbled into the endzone. The Minnesotta Reapers' Defense had finally given up their first points of the season. Dr. E raged at the injustice of it all and lost all semblance of control as he rushed at arcele swinging his fists and screaming bloody murder. The Reapers' offensive players had to surround their offensive coordinator to protect him from certain battery.

OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (HB) KP's catching balls smexies -owned by KP: The Paris Smexies' multipurpose running back was dynamic against the Invincible Sporca Armata. KP's catching balls smexies rushed for 212.5 yards and 4 Tds and also made several receptions and had a receiving TD. Ultimately, KP's running back accounted for 30 points in a rout.

DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (SS) Malcolm Jenkins* -owned by rimfalk: What the New Orleans Golden Kangaroos' defense did this week against the Sea Wasp Agency offense was something special. No player exemplified twincedar's defensive philosophy better than (SS) Malcolm Jenkins*. All game long Jenkins kept the Sea Wasp skill position players in front of him and refused to allow any big gains. In fact he had 4 tackles for very minimal gains and 2 tackles for a loss.

SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (K) MnM Kicker -owned by armadafalls. Sometimes a girl has to take matters into her own hands. On the day MnM Kicker had a FG and converted 4/4 extra points all while averaging 55.2 yards on kickoffs. But, she had to work hard on special teams as evidenced by this play where she had to save the Anthropomorphic Cuisine's special teams unit from giving up a big return by making the tackle herself:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=3041119&pbp_id=314969


POWER RANKINGS
(1) Brew Crew - following their annual script, they beat a tough WLE team
(2) Grey Bandits- Whether they are really this good or just taking advantage of other team's mistakes remains to be seen
(3) Anthropomorphic Cuisine- Their two victories might be more impressive against better competition
(4) Phnom Penh WLE Pandamonium- After a close loss to a tough team, I am still a believer in WLE dominance.
(5) Minnesota Reapers- If the offense gets sorted out, this defense will take the Reapers far.

KP got the offensive player of the week? The fuck is going on?

Kidding KP

edit: Great write-ups as always

Great write up. We left the OC off the bus home.

GG Grey!

(2) Grey Bandits- Whether they are really this good or just taking advantage of other team's mistakes remains to be seen


Guess we'll see next game.


Good game reapers!

Another war

Thanks for the latest report!