ALL-IN, MOTHER-FUCKERS.
RL1
Hurricanes (-27.5) vs WAR HAMMER - Hurricanes will win, but War Hammer will cover the spread.
Kangaroos (-28.5) vs Cheeseheads - Kangaroos will win, but Cheeseheads will cover the spread.
Brew Crew (-27.5) vs Chaos - Brew Crew will win, but Chaos will cover the spread.
Gofers (-20.5) vs Palookas - PALOOKAS FOR THE WIN
(Never bet against yourself. It's bad mojo.)
RL3
STALINGRAD (-126.5) vs First Seed - Stalingrad will win, but First Seed will cover the spread.
DC Freedom (-84.5) vs War Dawgs - DC will winn, but War Dawgs will cover the spread.
Comets (-28.5) vs Blue Lagoon - Comets will win AND cover the spread.
Insanity (-7.5) vs Criminoles - Insanity will win AND cover the spread.
So, that's all $280 on War Hammer, Cheeseheads, Chaos, Palookas, First Seed, War Dawgs, Comets and Insanity.
Win, and I'll be at $5,320!
Lose, and I'll know once and for all how much I suck at this.