Originally posted by Jeff Williams
who do u think you are fooling? I can still see your worthless bastard eyes zombies right there. you just changed your name you are the same moron who always ran that idiot painfully garbage donkey kong team. you don't even try to win because you know you couldn't you just set out to ruin a game other people enjoyed. you exceed at sucking. literally no one in GLB has ever been worse at it than you are. how do i block ppl like you? you are not worth the time of dayI literally think you must be retarded Jeffcat. And I mean retarded, not mentally handicapped or disabled. Good old pre-2000's retarded.
Btw, podger1001 owned the team before last season. I had only joined his team a couple seasons earlier since he had a retirement team going and I was looking for a new landing spot for FS Glossy Eyes. I was never a member of any of his Monkey Kong teams, but I'm sure they were a lot of fun as podger seems like a pretty cool cat. And I mean "cool cat" as in pre-2019 cool cat, back before you and all your "family members" made the word cat gay in general. And I mean gay as in good old 1980's slang for lame. And I mean "Family members" as in multis. But RIP to the one who was beaten to death in a cemetary by Nazis for being Jewish or whatever the hell story you spewed out that one time...are you related to Jussie Smollett by chance?
I changed my Agent name from BuddyRyans34D to Daedalus last season when I bought the team after podger went MIA, then I renamed the team to Elysium Immortals and have been working with other Owners and Agents to build a full-decline retirement league. I think you will be excited to see that Elysium won 5 games this season:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2. Which is quite the accomplishment for the "worst team of all time", no?
I'm sure you will be even happier to hear that retirement league is working, as we now have 3 teams in the same RPE#3 Conference you were the "Champ" of a few seasons ago. Which never would have gained any traction had you not started this thread.
...which means, ultimately, you actually "ruined" the game for yourself you incel.
And I mean "incel" as in the wtf made-up word you seem to enjoy using so much that gives everyone yet another glimpse at how retarded you are. And I mean "retarded" as in, well, see paragraph one above.
And now you sit there, stewing in your anger, not sure which personality to thrust forward in your defense. The truth is, it doesn't matter. Your limited vocabulary and elementary school grammar skills shine through in all your personalities, making them painfully easy to identify.
This all made me giggle, but now I'm hungry. Think I'll go have a steak and a bourbon and conjure up new ideas for ruining this game. Wish me luck!