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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME SEVEN

The Prep Competitive #1 Eastern Conference enjoyed home field advantage in this round of interconference games. But the Eastern Conference failed to maximize the home field advantage as the Eastern teams won only half of the games this week.

Game of the Week: The Agency 2.0 (30) v. Paris Bull Dawgs (27): KP sat in the owner's suite of The Dawg Pound in stunned silence as she watched The Agency 2.0 quarterback Keaton Wilson take a knee in the victory formation to seal the upset win for The Agency 2.0. Only minutes earlier KP's Paris Bull Dawgs had rallied back to take a 27-23 lead very late in the 4th quarter. At that point, KP had sipped her Cosmopolitan and sighed with relief believing that her Paris Bull Dawgs were going to get out of this way too close for comfort home game with a victory. Then this happened on the ensuing kickoff:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921893&pbp_id=712911.
The Dawg Pound faithful let out a collective groan and the grumbling only grew worse as the Bull Dawg offense failed to go anywhere on the next two offensive possessions, thus ending the game with a loss for the Bull Dawgs. The Agency 2.0 special teams unit really came up big this game. Of course (KR) Tudah House had the game winning kick return touchdown, but (K) Kick DeBall made 3 out 3 field goals and (P) 2 Squirrels had a 38 yard punt average, a coffin corner punt, a punt that ended inside the 5 yard line and one that ended inside the 10 yard line.

Offensive Player of the Week: (WR)Devante Dickson -owned by DavyJonesLocker: CBS sports broadcasted a Pirate Ghost player's interview during the pre-game show. "I'm the fastest guy on the field" bragged (WR) Devante Dickson to an attractive female CBS sideline reporter during pre-game warmups. "Well you certainty have the biggest mouth" quipped the young lady as she held her microphone and stood next to Dickson in front of the camera. As (WR) Devante Dickson continued stretching out he looked up at the reporter and said "How about I prove it and then get a kiss for every touchdown I score?" The Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts' passing offense tore up the North Dallas Football Club and (WR) Devante Dickson led the way with 213.5 receiving yards and 5 touchdown receptions. After the game, (WR) Devante Dickson ran all over the Skull Cove Stadium looking for that pretty little reporter, but no luck.....this week.

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Kurt Vu -owned by ghozu: The Devil's Brigade offense was determined to bounce back from the previous week's loss. The Vegas Sports Books placed the odds on the Brigade scoring over 30 points in this game as 1:2. That offended ghozu and his Black Parrot M.M defense. Particularly, Black Parrot team captain (CB) Kurt Vu, showed his displeasure on the field with 6 tackles and 4 passes defended. But more to the point, (CB) Kurt Vu knocked the stuffing out of the Brigade receivers lodging 12 reverse pancakes over the course of the game.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (K )Muscle Kicker - owned by yodder: Quietly, (K) Muscle Kicker has been having a pro-bowl quality season for American Muscle. In this week's game (K) Muscle Kicker added 3 more field goals, the last one a 35.5 shot that split the uprights, and also made 17 extra points and averaged nearly 50 yards each kickoff.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Rhode Island Red Wolves - The defense was masterful this week
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3, Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
4. Paris Bull Dawgs - Shocking loss knocks the Dawgs down a peg
5. The Agency 2.0 - Demonstrated that they can hang with the big boys
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 13, 2018 11:41:03
Edited by orangesdcd on Jun 13, 2018 09:15:56
 
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KP only has HERSELF to blame for this loss against The Agency, She knows that STs plays a huge part in the game and HER ST dots are clothed with the WORNG VAs to get the job done. Also more work to be done in the 4th qt as to not come up short when its needed the most!!!

Over all great game and well deserved with by SEO


Thanks for the great write up !!

 
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Originally posted by KP
KP only has HERSELF...


Minxy hates making stupid editing mistakes in her game summaries...sorry about the gender mis-identifcation KP.
I have edited the previous MINXY REPORT to utilize the correct pronouns when referring to you KP.
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
Minxy hates making stupid editing mistakes in her game summaries...sorry about the gender mis-identifcation KP.
I have edited the previous MINXY REPORT to utilize the correct pronouns when referring to you KP.




keep up the good work \


 
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Just so you know.... that's a farm team. We dont do shit but set a depth chart and let it go.
We take any wins we can get, but winning in prep is not that important that for us.


Oh yeah I for got this too...

KP still sucks at this game
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Originally posted by Spread-em offense
Just so you know.... that's a farm team. We dont do shit but set a depth chart and let it go.
We take any wins we can get, but winning in prep is not that important that for us.


Oh yeah I for got this too...

KP still sucks at this game


LOL ...... but I do have fun and enjoy it all the way up !

 
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Originally posted by KP
LOL ...... but I do have fun and enjoy it all the way up !



Easy now....this is a family show.
 
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
(WR) Devante Dickson ran all over the Skull Cove Stadium looking for that pretty little reporter, but no luck.....this week.



"I'm gonna cut a bitch."......Devante Dickson
 
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Originally posted by DavyJonesLocker
Easy now....this is a family show.


RIGHT Im all about the family .....
 
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME SEVEN

The Prep Competitive #1 Eastern Conference enjoyed home field advantage in this round of interconference games. But the Eastern Conference failed to maximize the home field advantage as the Eastern teams won only half of the games this week.

Game of the Week: The Agency 2.0 (30) v. Paris Bull Dawgs (27): KP sat in the owner's suite of The Dawg Pound in stunned silence as she watched The Agency 2.0 quarterback Keaton Wilson take a knee in the victory formation to seal the upset win for The Agency 2.0. Only minutes earlier KP's Paris Bull Dawgs had rallied back to take a 27-23 lead very late in the 4th quarter. At that point, KP had sipped her Cosmopolitan and sighed with relief believing that her Paris Bull Dawgs were going to get out of this way too close for comfort home game with a victory. Then this happened on the ensuing kickoff:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921893&pbp_id=712911.
The Dawg Pound faithful let out a collective groan and the grumbling only grew worse as the Bull Dawg offense failed to go anywhere on the next two offensive possessions, thus ending the game with a loss for the Bull Dawgs. The Agency 2.0 special teams unit really came up big this game. Of course (KR) Tudah House had the game winning kick return touchdown, but (K) Kick DeBall made 3 out 3 field goals and (P) 2 Squirrels had a 38 yard punt average, a coffin corner punt, a punt that ended inside the 5 yard line and one that ended inside the 10 yard line.

Offensive Player of the Week: (WR)Devante Dickson -owned by DavyJonesLocker: CBS sports broadcasted a Pirate Ghost player's interview during the pre-game show. "I'm the fastest guy on the field" bragged (WR) Devante Dickson to an attractive female CBS sideline reporter during pre-game warmups. "Well you certainty have the biggest mouth" quipped the young lady as she held her microphone and stood next to Dickson in front of the camera. As (WR) Devante Dickson continued stretching out he looked up at the reporter and said "How about I prove it and then get a kiss for every touchdown I score?" The Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts' passing offense tore up the North Dallas Football Club and (WR) Devante Dickson led the way with 213.5 receiving yards and 5 touchdown receptions. After the game, (WR) Devante Dickson ran all over the Skull Cove Stadium looking for that pretty little reporter, but no luck.....this week.

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Kurt Vu -owned by ghozu: The Devil's Brigade offense was determined to bounce back from the previous week's loss. The Vegas Sports Books placed the odds on the Brigade scoring over 30 points in this game as 1:2. That offended ghozu and his Black Parrot M.M defense. Particularly, Black Parrot team captain (CB) Kurt Vu, showed his displeasure on the field with 6 tackles and 4 passes defended. But more to the point, (CB) Kurt Vu knocked the stuffing out of the Brigade receivers lodging 12 reverse pancakes over the course of the game.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (K )Muscle Kicker - owned by yodder: Quietly, (K) Muscle Kicker has been having a pro-bowl quality season for American Muscle. In this week's game (K) Muscle Kicker added 3 more field goals, the last one a 35.5 shot that split the uprights, and also made 17 extra points and averaged nearly 50 yards each kickoff.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Rhode Island Red Wolves - The defense was masterful this week
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3, Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
4. Paris Bull Dawgs - Shocking loss knocks the Dawgs down a peg
5. The Agency 2.0 - Demonstrated that they can hang with the big boys


Nice one again !!!
 
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GG ...... Rhode Island Red Wolves

Originally posted by Spread-em offense


KP still sucks at this game


must be true
 
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME EIGHT

Prep Competitive League #1 is at the halfway point and this league has so much talent in it that there are nine teams that have a legitimate chance of winning the golden trophy this season.

Game of the Week: North Dallas Football Club (69) v. Yuma Fokkers(19): As a Cleveland Browns Season Ticket holder (Section 131, Row 2), Minxy knows just how important it is to avoid a winless season. Minxy watched this battle between these two losing clubs with great anticipation to see which one would get its first win of the season. Surprisingly after a scoreless first quarter the Yuma Fokkers uncorked a flurry of offense taking a 12-0 lead and then later in the second quarter extended that lead to 19-7. At that point, (QB)Antonious Romoius -owned by SaraGrimp had seen enough losing this season. (QB) Antonious Romoius told his teammates to follow his example as he threw three long touchdown passes and inspired a 69-19 victory for the North Dallas Football Club. After the game ended in victory for the North Dallas Football Club, the excited winning team drank Shiner Boch beer on the bus ride back to North Dallas and sang "We are the Champions" over and over to the dismay of the bus driver.

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) American QB -owned by jerryv: In one of the closest games of the week, American Muscle and Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts battled each other in a nip and tuck game that looked destined for overtime. After nearly 4 quarters of play the game stood at a 10-10 tie with 25 seconds left in the game. That is when (QB) American QB took the field at the 50 yard line and willed his team to victory with this long touchdown run:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2921903&pbp_id=780240

Defensive Player of the Week: (LB) JenVale Starks -owned by -Rod-: The Rhode Island Red Wolves defense faced a daunting task this week; stopping the superstar play makers arrayed against them on the Paris Bull Dawgs offense. Of particular concern was the Bull Dawg halfback, Ultimo Selig. While even the mighty Red Wolves defense could not completely stop (HB) Ultimo Selig, the Red Wolves' star linebacker, JenVale Starks helped to contain him. On the day, (LB) JenVale Starks made 5 tackles but 3 of those tackles were impressive tackles for loss of (HB)Ultimo Selig deep inside Bull Dawg territory.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (P ) My Mom says I'm Special - owned by Medicated: Finally! Medicated's Free the Weed team came out on the winning side of a close game. This was a hard fought victory for Free the Weed as their opponent, The Devil's Brigade has one of the top offenses in the league. Medicated used his punter, My Mom says I'm Special, to win the battle of field position and stifle the potent Brigade offense by making them work with a long field. (P ) My Mom says I'm Special averaged 32,3 yards a punt and had 2 coffin corner punts and 2 punts inside the 5 yard line.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Rhode Island Red Wolves
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3, Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
4. Paris Bull Dawgs
5. Black Parrot M.M - creeping back into contention
 
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Another great write up . gg Davey Jones
 
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Cheers to another fine write up bro.

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