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Originally posted by splitter24
Launching 25 touchbacks in Semi Pro during your "MVP" season for a losing team =/= a WL All Pro.

Nice parody thread, though.

What you don't see in the stat line is that he was balls deep in your mom while launching those TBs. I mean, considering the hallway that is her vagina, you have to appreciate the talent that takes.

TBs mean no return. No return means no chance of a return TD. Which means P is doing his job.

Originally posted by YOM77
What you don't see in the stat line is that he was balls deep in your mom while launching those TBs. I mean, considering the hallway that is her vagina, you have to appreciate the talent that takes.


Yeah. I can really appreciate the talent it takes to reassemble her from her ashes. Douchebag.

Originally posted by Blink 182
All time rankings aren't affected by decline. Congrats on a top 39,000 punter of all time.

Tell ya what. You tell me what these supposed "all time rankings" ARE affected by or based upon, and we'll go from there. No one has any earthly idea what goes into these rankings. What I do know is that a few seasons ago he was in the top 5 in exactly these "rankings" for all time. Then decline hit. So....go ahead. Explain it to me Einstein. Tell me this wonderful science that seems to be your measuring stick.

Since you have no idea, like everyone else, and only guesses, I'll just laugh at you.

I just checked out the current "all time P" list.

#1 on the list never had a season with average yards per punt more than 46.5.

Then I looked further and stopped after the top few, because they're all from WAY back in the earliest seasons of GLB when certain shit wasn't even tracked by the looks of it.

It's a hilariously arbitrary "system" that bort clearly established when he was drunk and never updated.

But this is your metric. Your measurement of punter success. LOL. Ok! And the Earth is flat ladies.

Y'all too damn much with this shit.

Originally posted by YOM77
TBs mean no return. No return means no chance of a return TD. Which means P is doing his job.



You think TB for a P is good? Good luck with thatbut keep posting cause you are making everyone laugh

Originally posted by 7steeladonis
You think TB for a P is good? Good luck with thato_Obut keep posting cause you are making everyone laugh

Hey I didn't bring TBs up, some other Down's syndrome inflicted guy did. In certain cases a TB isn't such a bad thing. In most scenarios it's not the desired outcome.

The metric by which a P here should be judged is very simple. Avg yards per punt and the amount of times you pin the opponent inside the 10, CC is a great indicator. Nothing else matters. What is hilarious is that there are. Ouch breathers in here talking shit when the punters THEY created can't even maintain an average punt over 40 yards.

I really want people to keep bringing up the "all time" lists though. THAT shit is hilarious. Seriously, the best. As soon as that shit started being flung around I knew the specimens of genius I was dealing with around here.

Here's the fkn bottom line you basement dwelling hippo twats, I make some boss ass ballin' dots, and when they retire it merits a party and ceremony. Bottom fkn line. I make better dots than you do. I make better dots than that one guy's dead mom. It's fkn science.

Let me get this right, you prefer being pinned back instead of pinning back the other team. No wonder your punter has such a "high" average, because he's got the whole field to punt it into!

Offer sent.

al the punter rankings are a joke. mine http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=1653141 got a whopping 273 place while http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=412468 is the #1 punter. i have absolutely no clue what bort was basing the ranking on.

Originally posted by Guppy, Inc
al the punter rankings are a joke. mine http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=1653141 got a whopping 273 place while http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=412468 is the #1 punter. i have absolutely no clue what bort was basing the ranking on.

It is HILARIOUS how many people on this game put stock into those rankings. Never mind builds and stats....BUT HES TOP 5 ALL TIME MOFO BIATCH! Yeah, ok. But srsly.

The ref season is done, and Finkle has played his final game as the best fkn GLB punter to ever live. He appreciates his fans, and drinks the tears of his haters.

A whole thread of these hijinks and not one "fixurbld". Which tells me it was every bit as awesome as I already knew it was.

The game will miss this punter. The reverberations will be felt. Even those who never knew him will feel a slight difference in the game. He has blazed a trail.

award for the most delusional player goes to.........