Originally posted by Reggie Sanders
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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