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Forum > Team Press Releases > THE Blitzburg Musclefrogs are returning for an epic journey!
Originally posted by skibodragula
As frog sees it...and with a heavy heart, it appears that the Musclefrogs are the ONLY team running a press release for some time!
MLF keeps up the battle for its fun!
Are there NO teams with heart, spirit, fun anymore?
No smack GM's, no agents of stretch? No whistlin' biscuits?
GLB frogs pressers are not even epic lately but to be the ONLY?
Green Nation rise up to it, have fun, speak your words and maybe just maybe this will be a fun thread again!
you killed OOP after only 2 seasons
how Dub J of you
As frog sees it...and with a heavy heart, it appears that the Musclefrogs are the ONLY team running a press release for some time!
MLF keeps up the battle for its fun!
Are there NO teams with heart, spirit, fun anymore?
No smack GM's, no agents of stretch? No whistlin' biscuits?
GLB frogs pressers are not even epic lately but to be the ONLY?
Green Nation rise up to it, have fun, speak your words and maybe just maybe this will be a fun thread again!
you killed OOP after only 2 seasons
how Dub J of you
OOP with that full spread of dots was not gonna make it. If I had narrowed the scope to say a power run or something maybe had life but that is a ton of work. Future maybe we can do it again if we are still around!
BREAKING NEWS FROM GNN...
As previously reported:
The Blitzburg Musclefrogs have stated in their pre-season statements, they will be competing for a run to WL. Speculation by many, including bort and the GLB garbage can lid(the shield for fake dot ball), was that a serious plan was unfolding for green nation, its network and the frogs themselves. Such veracity, in the current GLB, has been rumored but never brought to fruition. Several sources began breaking the story this morning that not only are the frogs serious about a major run at the titles, but have accumulated an extensive array of talent and coaches.
A source inside GLB has confirmed an epic alliance between Green Nation and A.D.D.
A defensive coordinator close to the two sides has confirmed that The Blitzburg Musclefrogs will now be known as The A.D.D. Blitzburg Musclefrogs.
Such prowess in an organization has not been seen for many seasons in GLB and expectations are high.
Rumored ties between the two goliaths have circulated for years, never to be investigated by the league.
One source is quoted as saying:"We are preparing for the season. "
A prominent GLB insider quoted this afternoon:" We will not see the likes of this again and bort should recognize."
When approached at the swamp, which is the unofficial headquarters for the frogs, media members were privy to an unprecedented encounter with team owner skibodragula.
Reporter:" Mr. ski...err..drag...err -------how do you respond to the reports that, for years ADD and Green Nation have been in collusion to defeat the bort?
skibodragula:" As I have stated before, ADD and green nation have been in the league. We have played. On to training camp."
Reporter:"So allegations that an ADD goat was not only stolen by the frogs, but was evacuated...are false?"
skibodragula:"A goat was found among the cows outside our stadium. The frogs took it in, assumed that it was coated in hair gel and promptly returned it to ADD via the LVO camp."
Reporter:"So no harm was done to the goat? Or a gorilla rumored to have been found by the frogs either?"
skibodragula:" As frogs we cherish all creatures including, but not limited to: Death Rabbits, goats, Silverbacks and hawks. My confidence in the league has been shattered in light of such accusations."
Reporter:" So the merger is true, Green Nation and ADD have united, with all their firepower, wisdom, legend and lore to climb to the top?"
Skibodragula:" We are preparing for the season, training camp and such. Next question"
A majority stakeholder in the organizations spoke after the announcement "For this epic merger to happen, both sides must be on the hunt, serious and dedicated to dominance in GLB. Pre-season will tell no tales for the frogs but LVO appears heads up for game one, which, is always the start line for the season"
As true to reporting and pressers, a final reporter from frog camp.
Several players, in and out of camp functions have vocalized their intentions-They are not going to give LVO ANY quarter!
Live from GNN,
Wait....A sudden uproar as the reporters are leaving the frogs training facility....yes...we are waiting for a live feed...
Reporter: " G Cave, G Cave whats in the box you are putting into the EQ truck?. G Cave can you elaborate on this unusual after practice activity?"
G Cave:"Nope, I tell you this it ain't no broke cell phone, knocked out chick from an elevator or book with hit lists on it."
skibodragula:" Nunya damn bidness whats in the box, refs said its legal, bort wrote off on it a long time ago. Six rings and frog tomlin won't even elaborate."
Skibodragula drops da mic
End broadcast
As previously reported:
The Blitzburg Musclefrogs have stated in their pre-season statements, they will be competing for a run to WL. Speculation by many, including bort and the GLB garbage can lid(the shield for fake dot ball), was that a serious plan was unfolding for green nation, its network and the frogs themselves. Such veracity, in the current GLB, has been rumored but never brought to fruition. Several sources began breaking the story this morning that not only are the frogs serious about a major run at the titles, but have accumulated an extensive array of talent and coaches.
A source inside GLB has confirmed an epic alliance between Green Nation and A.D.D.
A defensive coordinator close to the two sides has confirmed that The Blitzburg Musclefrogs will now be known as The A.D.D. Blitzburg Musclefrogs.
Such prowess in an organization has not been seen for many seasons in GLB and expectations are high.
Rumored ties between the two goliaths have circulated for years, never to be investigated by the league.
One source is quoted as saying:"We are preparing for the season. "
A prominent GLB insider quoted this afternoon:" We will not see the likes of this again and bort should recognize."
When approached at the swamp, which is the unofficial headquarters for the frogs, media members were privy to an unprecedented encounter with team owner skibodragula.
Reporter:" Mr. ski...err..drag...err -------how do you respond to the reports that, for years ADD and Green Nation have been in collusion to defeat the bort?
skibodragula:" As I have stated before, ADD and green nation have been in the league. We have played. On to training camp."
Reporter:"So allegations that an ADD goat was not only stolen by the frogs, but was evacuated...are false?"
skibodragula:"A goat was found among the cows outside our stadium. The frogs took it in, assumed that it was coated in hair gel and promptly returned it to ADD via the LVO camp."
Reporter:"So no harm was done to the goat? Or a gorilla rumored to have been found by the frogs either?"
skibodragula:" As frogs we cherish all creatures including, but not limited to: Death Rabbits, goats, Silverbacks and hawks. My confidence in the league has been shattered in light of such accusations."
Reporter:" So the merger is true, Green Nation and ADD have united, with all their firepower, wisdom, legend and lore to climb to the top?"
Skibodragula:" We are preparing for the season, training camp and such. Next question"
A majority stakeholder in the organizations spoke after the announcement "For this epic merger to happen, both sides must be on the hunt, serious and dedicated to dominance in GLB. Pre-season will tell no tales for the frogs but LVO appears heads up for game one, which, is always the start line for the season"
As true to reporting and pressers, a final reporter from frog camp.
Several players, in and out of camp functions have vocalized their intentions-They are not going to give LVO ANY quarter!
Live from GNN,
Wait....A sudden uproar as the reporters are leaving the frogs training facility....yes...we are waiting for a live feed...
Reporter: " G Cave, G Cave whats in the box you are putting into the EQ truck?. G Cave can you elaborate on this unusual after practice activity?"
G Cave:"Nope, I tell you this it ain't no broke cell phone, knocked out chick from an elevator or book with hit lists on it."
skibodragula:" Nunya damn bidness whats in the box, refs said its legal, bort wrote off on it a long time ago. Six rings and frog tomlin won't even elaborate."
Skibodragula drops da mic
End broadcast
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, but just so you know Yoda is dead. Swamp thing took Yoda's from his cave and buried Yoda in the swamp.
, but just so you know Yoda is dead. Swamp thing took Yoda's from his cave and buried Yoda in the swamp. Edited by Reggie Sanders on Jul 31, 2015 00:02:41
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LETS GO NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So as S49 opens up...LVO comes to the swamp. Frogs where ready, media was out and it was one hella game!
Film crew and sideline reporters are workin' hard to put it together for GLB!
Film crew and sideline reporters are workin' hard to put it together for GLB!
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Originally posted by skibodragula
So as S49 opens up...LVO comes to the swamp. Frogs where ready, media was out and it was one hella game!
Film crew and sideline reporters are workin' hard to put it together for GLB!
So as S49 opens up...LVO comes to the swamp. Frogs where ready, media was out and it was one hella game!
Film crew and sideline reporters are workin' hard to put it together for GLB!
Often in times of darkness, creatures of the night find solace...Frogs for sure stay tight to the banks most dawns, with dusk bringing the promise of a swift meal. The swamp and all its darkness, with no moon to light the hunt, has fallen silent for some strange reason...Those who walk the path of green are also perplexed by the erie din.
A fog has rolled in over the still waters, as has a chill in the air.
Could this be the front that sparks the frogs to action? Or is it the siren that sings a signal to green? Perhaps it is a front with a sirens song laced into it...A call to arms in this vast realm we call GLB.
HMMMMMM, a deep question indeed.
But, always a butt with a frog-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju0UOrnWoZk
A fog has rolled in over the still waters, as has a chill in the air.
Could this be the front that sparks the frogs to action? Or is it the siren that sings a signal to green? Perhaps it is a front with a sirens song laced into it...A call to arms in this vast realm we call GLB.
HMMMMMM, a deep question indeed.
But, always a butt with a frog-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju0UOrnWoZk
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