Warrior General Games

1. Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 3-0
EL 1440
Players: 55

Have everything they need to win the title in this league. Scary fucking team. Have two 'bye' games in a row before a big matchup with the Warriors in week four.

Week 2 update: same ol'

Week 3 update: same ol'

2. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3-0
EL 1375
Players: 55

This is NOT the Sea Wasps I thought I knew. This team is beastly. A top-four team last year, they have the dots and agents to roll all the way to a title this season. Have absolutely crushed their opponents this season including week one game. Their first interesting tilt is week four against the Eagles

UPDATE: Had their way with the Sioux and left their ass bleeding and torn in the middle of the field. The Wasps impress me more and more every day.

UPDATE: Easy week three game


3. Stewart Ballers 2-1
EL 1406
Players: 55

Have all the dots needed to be a strong PRO team and compete for the title but had a lackluster effort week one and have fallen down the list. The Ballers will be 1-1 heading into a week three tilt with the Bears

UPDATE: Killed a scum team. Nothing new to add

UPDATE: Welcome to the top three Ballers... Just a completely convincing beatdown of the Bears propels them into the top three. I wasn't shocked they won BUT they score made me put down my bottle of Jack and take notice.

4. Crackertown Oregon 3-0
EL 1398
Players: 50

Crackertown took care of a joke of a team in week one and have another 'bye' game week two before taking on the Warriors in week three. A team capable of upsetting some top teams.

UPDATE: 2 easy games to begin the season. First test as said is week three

UPDATE: When I said a team capable of beating the top teams, I kind of meant after week three ... The Crackers defense completely shut down the Warriors offense and did just enough on offense to defeat the Warriors 23 to 10. Congrats Crackers... Good result but rest assured, we will be coming hard for you next time we play.

5. Svalbard Bears 2-1
EL 1413
Players: 55

The Bears are another rock solid team with no holes to speak of. Dominated their first game. The Bears will annihilate their week two opponent. In week three the matchup with the Ballers will be an interesting one.

Update: They won their week 2 game by 21. That wasn't the beatdown I expected but that is due to better play the Bum Pirates than I expected. I will leave the Bears at #2 for now but the Wasps are definitely breathing down #2's necks

UPDATE: WOW... They were beat up and manhandled by the Ballers. Not completely surprised the Ballers won but 42 to 0??? WOW!


5. Mayan Warriors 1-2
EL 1440
Players: 55

Lost a heart breaker in overtime week one against a strong foe. 9 players were still unboosted to LVL79 which hurt a little. Still a team that expects to compete for title. The Warriors have four tough matchups in a row to start the season so they better get boosted up ASAP.

UPDATE: All but one player is now at LVL79 and it showed with an impressive 42 to 14 beatdown of a solid Eagles team. Tough schedule continues with the Crackers followed by WoMD

UPDATE: Warriors free falling into the GUT ALREADY category unless they figure out how to get all three aspects of the team clicking at the same time. Props to the Crackers for the win but the Warriors feel they should have done better.

7;East Lawrence Eagles 2-1
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55

Ran over a mediocre team in week one but have a bigger test week two against the Warriors squad. Winning this will elevate their credibility going forward. Facing the Warriors and Wasps in first four weeks will raise them up or down the rankings.

UPDATE: Did a lot of good things against the Warriors but ultiimately were toppled 42 to 14. Huge week four game coming up for them to prove their worth against the Wasps.



8. Glass Tiger Thundercats 2-1
EL 1317
Players: 55 (inactive owner)

These two teams have dots in place but have some major question marks in order to crack the top eight. More than likely, simply the best 9th and 10th teams in the weak second half of conference

UPDATE: Team Song... Don't Forget me when I'm GONE... Already forgotten... GUT ALREADY.

UPDATE: Maybe the team song is put on the back burner for now... Nice Win over the bum pirates.


9. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 0-3
EL 1260
Players: 55

The Marguarita Bum Pirates made me sit up and take notice with a respectable 31-10 loss to a strong Bears squad. Moved them up and Sioux down after the decent showing.

OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

9. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 0-2
EL 1375
Players: 55

The Sioux look to be a step behind the other teams after an embarrassing shit kicking in week one. with the Wasps coming in week two it isn't looking any better for them.

UPDATE: Getting ass raped is one thing but 87-3 will drop you down the rankings in a hurry. Now you gotta prove your worth to climb back up



GUT ALREADY


Evil Empire Innsmouth Infamous
CPU drivel

Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
CPU drivel

Cult of Wu Dang
CPU drivel, part two


One Hit Wonders
EL 1354
Mostly CPU Drivel

Midwest Warbirds
EL 1264
Mostly CPU Drivel


Gridiron Gods
CPU drivel

Easy victories for the top ten teams. Nothing to see here.

Thanks for doing these.

I am 3rd for this!!!

Thanks

Mayan be droppin

I won't drop us for a 33 to 30 loss to WoMD when we had the lead until the end. At the very least, that keeps us where we are.

We're just lowering altitude so we can fly under the radar.

Originally posted by cubsluver22
Originally posted by HydrOshocK

We're just lowering expectation so we can fly under the radar and my OCing ability doesn't get exposed even More.



LOL....says the guy who has ZERO contribution. Go ahead scrubs, remind us all what you've done in GLB. I'll get my popcorn while you make some shit up that no one will believe anyway, because we all know the truth about you.

The fact that you keep coming back over, and over, and over, and over with the same old shit that nobody buys, when EVERYONE calls you out for being a pathetic troll, is probably one of the saddest things I've ever witnessed on the internet. Congratulations on setting a new low standard for simpletons. You even make Sly look good.

Because I am good. Look he wouldn't be trolling you if you weren't weak minded and easy. Or if you could coordinate with any degree of respectability at the Pro level. You haven't played a team yet that CCIA would even consider a challenge and you're 1-3. Plus kicked out of the tourney in a blowout by a team up from Reg Pro Comp that's what? Currently 2-2 and been blown out themselves twice by really mediocre teams?

No, he wouldn't be trolling me if he were worth a shit as a human being, and the same goes for you. No amount of "word salad" can change the fact that both of you are the lowest common denominator. If your lives weren't failures you wouldn't be trolling the internet.

It's called an inferiority complex.....basic psychology. You claim to be a smart guy so I assume you already know that, and no amount of verbal diarrhea can hide the truth. You two exposed yourselves a LONG time ago.

I think you'll appreciate this if you think about it. You get trolled because you're a Beta personality, subservient in nature. Do you know how easy trolling you is for me? Do you have any f*cking idea how easy it is? It's a f*cking joke. And I'm sorry you can't compete. I really am because I wouldn't have to f*cking sit here and watch you fumble around and wallow around in self-pity.

Originally posted by HydrOshocK
LOL....says the guy who has ZERO contribution. Go ahead scrubs, remind us all what you've done in GLB. I'll get my popcorn while you make some shit up that no one will believe anyway, because we all know the truth about you.

The fact that you keep coming back over, and over, and over, and over with the same old shit that nobody buys, when EVERYONE calls you out for being a pathetic troll, is probably one of the saddest things I've ever witnessed on the internet. Congratulations on setting a new low standard for simpletons. You even make Sly look good.



Nope nothing at all, how's my replacements doing? Hows Cro's multi account dots doing? How's those recruited Players I single handily got there doing? How about all the VA/Build help I provided? How about my hours of scouting and trying to get you to do anything? Jason did 90% of the build stuff, not you. Jason does the ST's not you. Smitty does the defense not you. Several of the dots are multis not yours. You refused over and over and over to allow anyone to help you or give you suggestions to change your mind because hydro knew all. Yet the same stale ass unlogical OAI you created for some of our original teams way back when it was me, bevo and the guys from the dallas, and Mayan 1st merged in season 13 or 14 or whenever it was, is the same tired ass unlogical OAI your still using to this day.

So you can keep coming to the public view and say I did nothing at all but the fact of the matter is I did no
Less than you do or did. No one could do anymore because you refuse to believe anyone knows more than you do. Funny thing is I leave Mayan put my dots on upstanding teams and continue to do so. Kiss my WL gif from last season. I'm again on the best team in all of GLB. So yeah I'm the know nothing suck ass agent that continues to thrive in good systems that continually evolve and win when you contine to cost Mayan games.

Originally posted by cubsluver22
Nope nothing at all, how's my replacements doing? Hows Cro's multi account dots doing? How's those recruited Players I single handily got there doing? How about all the VA/Build help I provided? How about my hours of scouting and trying to get you to do anything? Jason did 90% of the build stuff, not you. Jason does the ST's not you. Smitty does the defense not you. Several of the dots are multis not yours. You refused over and over and over to allow anyone to help you or give you suggestions to change your mind because hydro knew all. Yet the same stale ass unlogical OAI you created for some of our original teams way back when it was me, bevo and the guys from the dallas, and Mayan 1st merged in season 13 or 14 or whenever it was, is the same tired ass unlogical OAI your still using to this day.

So you can keep coming to the public view and say I did nothing at all but the fact of the matter is I did no
Less than you do or did. No one could do anymore because you refuse to believe anyone knows more than you do. Funny thing is I leave Mayan put my dots on upstanding teams and continue to do so. Kiss my WL gif from last season. I'm again on the best team in all of GLB. So yeah I'm the know nothing suck ass agent that continues to thrive in good systems that continually evolve and win when you contine to cost Mayan games.

You're hours of scouting????? WTF are you talking about??

True story....(sorry for airing the laundry)

Season after season after season the only contribution you made was running your fucking mouth in the forums like a pimply faced teenager who forgot to take his Ritaln while yo, smitty, and myself rebuilt the team.

Then one day you pipe up in the forum and ask if you can do something to help scout. So I say ok, I could really use some help watching replays and coming up with no less than 5 plays on each team, with target progressions. But you couldn't even do that! You came back each time with nothing but generic ramblings that helped noone. I knew right away you were full of shit because you WEREN'T EVEN WATCHING OUR OWN REPLAYS. Did you think I wouldn't notice???

So, as usual, I ignored your b.s. Then after failing to win a championship, which all but two teams do every season, instead of acknowledging that the shortcomings were a product of a TEAM loss, you decided to post some insulting bullshit in the forum about how the offense is a "one trick pony" even though your dots are winning TD trophies as a result of MY effort to fucking appease your little ego.

Well after countless seasons of not saying a word and letting you act like a complete douche I decided to call you out. And you handled it exactly like I knew you would. You took your dots and stomped away. And guess what bro? I'm still here and we never missed a beat without you because you're contribution was ZERO. The fact is you don't know anything about OC'ing a team, and you never will. You're just ass hurt that your dots weren't the centerpiece.

What's even worse is that you STILL don't get it. You can take one look at the box scores from this season and see that those are TEAM losses, but you won't because it doesn't suit your narrative. That's fine. Keep trollin bro. It's all my fault because I control EVERYTHING Mayan does.....offense, defense, ST, finances, promos....it's all me.

And kiss your WL gif?? You mean the one that other people won?? The one that you had absolute no contribution to winning?? That one?? The fact that you actually think it's an accomplishment to have a dot on a good team says everything about you. You continue to ride people's coat tails through life while others put in the effort every single day, win or lose.

You're a low roader, and for once I'll drop my standards to your level to get this point across. As a U.S. Marine it absolutely SICKENS me to know that I served my country meritoriously so that fucktards like you have freedom. We sacrificed our blood, sweat, and tears for YOU....and this is how you thank us? By trolling the internet every day?? I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

So there you go. There's your heated response that you've been looking to get out of me. It's the last time I'll humor you because you're an absolute waste of fucking time and space. You're a terrible person, cubs. And every day you choose to act like you do it only confirms the truth for everyone. So go fuck yourself and drive off a cliff, please. I'm tired of you breathing my air.