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This league forum has the potential to break GLB. Let's change the subject back to LT56's alcoholism and fear of foreigners.....

Originally posted by MeatBomb
This league forum has the potential to break GLB. Let's change the subject back to LT56's alcoholism and fear of foreigners.....

¿Qué?

Do Canadians count as foreigners? I've always sort of considered them to be the USA's polite retarded cousins, but not foreigners.


I had sex with one once.



A retard, not a Canadian. That would be gross!!!

I'd rather see a baby eating a Ding Dong than a baby-eating dingo.

Oh good heavens !! So many familiar teams in here. We're back for another season y'all.

No matter what......... Pride Never Gives Up !!

Originally posted by MeatBomb
This league forum has the potential to break GLB. Let's change the subject back to LT56's alcoholism and fear of foreigners.....

Way to go, Meat. Now we've gone from dirty sheets to Wavoka having sex with Corky, to Jalvin getting kids on a sugar high and letting them play with carnivorous animals.. This clearly lies squarely at your feet and we are holding YOU accountable!

Originally posted by D-line skidmarks
Way to go, Meat. Now we've gone from dirty sheets to Wavoka having sex with Corky, to Jalvin getting kids on a sugar high and letting them play with carnivorous animals.. This clearly lies squarely at your feet and we are holding YOU accountable!



What can I say? I like to keep things nice around here.....

Did I ever tell you about the time I mainlined a bottle of NyQuil?

My triple decline players are coming here for a season until I need the flex.

got cowbell?

Anyone want to scrimmage?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=508

So who's got a ratings and eff level script on standby? Need something to look at besides tjjags28's excellent booby avi.....

Originally posted by MeatBomb
So who's got a ratings and eff level script on standby? Need something to look at besides tjjags28's excellent booby avi.....

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 The Mexican Fighting League 51 394 78 1298.69 81 $11,540,000
2 Casual Bastards 44 375 77 1280.78 81 $15,880,000
3 Granwinsnell PolarKats 55 280 73 1262.39 81 $15,400,000
4 Vancouver WolfPack II 54 408 78 1258.76 81 $16,200,000
5 Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 26 357 79 1241.68 80 $5,628,000
6 San Diego Samurai 54 303 74 1222.64 78 $23,009,040
7 Hotties Pride 53 314 74 1221.66 79 $12,415,520
8 Tennessee Tuxedos 43 291 72 1217.79 79 $5,372,000
9 Portland Thunderbirds 46 395 77 1213.52 78 $14,680,000
10 Xenia Xplosion 53 315 74 1212.51 79 $18,980,000
11 Space Herpes on Uranus 47 355 74 1211.66 78 $14,764,200
12 Black Panthers 44 435 78 1159.89 75 $10,344,000
13 Tulsa Tornadoes 32 327 72 1138.51 74 $10,158,000
14 Dharma Purgatory 33 512 79 1135.72 75 $9,896,960
15 Anfield Legends 51 299 70 1131.63 74 $15,732,000
16 Detroit Millens 35 240 68 1115.39 73 $14,660,000
17 Hollywood CCCs 19 238 67 1113.07 74 $5,067,000
18 Castagno Tauri 42 452 78 1106.84 72 $19,536,000
19 Got Cowbell 44 356 72 1090.23 71 $15,860,000
20 Florida Makos 7 200 54 840.74 52 $5,528,240
21 Racoon City Zombies 49 385 62 802.77 50 $17,410,000
22 La Blanca Lion 17 530 75 788.89 49 $9,208,000
23 Dryden Blue Balls 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
24 Prussian Black Hussars 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $6,600,000
25 Virginia Beach Missionaries 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
26 Detroit Dump Trucks 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
27 Kosovo Syndrome 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
28 Kewanee Bulldogs 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
29 Cretin Asylum MASSACRE 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000
30 Johnny Footballs 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $15,664,240
31 NY Firedogs 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $6,480,000
32 NA$CAR Forgotten Stars 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,963,640

Wierd. Player value is higher but eff level is lower. Maybe just a typo or something or maybe to do with San Diego recently signing some already fully leveled dots.

Either way, Polarkats suck , especially their D-coordinator.