Well, well, well,.....................
I want to say it comes down to this....................but looking at these two teams.....
I will say it has come up to this.
League championship between two GLB titans..............noooooo....how about JAUGGERNAUTS!!!!!!!
They play dotball to the highest degree. They learn like terminators, They assimilate like the borg.
They give up nothing for free..............when it counts.
Some people have it their way. Some people have the time . But.....you can't have it your way all the time.
My words for this game is.......Something gotta give!!!!!!
These two guys beat up on teams for practice. Like kung fu masters sparing with the
less fortunate just to be worthy. Reservoir of dogs have proved that the game is worthy
of their expertise. But now we see it at a higher level.
This game had to be taken to another level of analysis. I went straight to the top.
I brought in the leader of the my team of Crystal Balls Experts.........Professor Crys Balls. (Just P-balls for short.)
And the leader of the Fat Guys from New orleans.......Bob Fat. (Pronounced Blob Flat if you are not from the Big Easy).
Here is the statement of understanding from my team of Pro-Bono statisticians that have analyzed the matchup.
Basically we have a competition between Axis illiuminati and The Frankendots. The Axis are a team following the
teachings of SLOBUPRO (slow build process) that believes the administration of retractive progression will place a team
at a higher real level and focuses less on the comparison between players. This method stresses that the true power of
a team is in the inner competitiveness of its players and reduces the outward fear projected towards opponents. It is
believed that this realization allows the edge over teams because it directly contradicts the matchup formula they so
much want to depend on.
The Frankendots are a straight up team that follows the teachings of POWBUPRE (power build prevailation) that believes
the administration of the preemptive progression will place a team at a higher effective level and focuses more on the comparison
between players. This method stresses that the true power of a team is in the effective levels of its players (or outward
competitiveness of its players) and increases the fear projected towards opponents. This method also believes that there is a
real X-factor that cannot be measured in real-time statistics and that the chance occurrance of the unexpected play(s) is
affected in the range between the actual level and the effective level. It is believed that this realization allows for the edge
over teams because it directly relies on the matchup formula which governs everything that is supposed to happen in GLB.
Two interesting point of views.................
Professor balls (P-Balls) of the Crystal Balls Experts says that in the past, the X-Factor would make the deciding factor in
games. Big plays and long runs occurred from great players with higher effective levels. These events (or game changers)
would prevail. The grace and vision of the Frankendots will prevail. They rely on the individual spirit of the word team and
that hard work will get you there. However, it takes a bit of luck to cross that last inch which separates #1 and #2. Mr.
F'endots, welcome them to the real machine!!!!!!
Bob Fat (Blob Flat) of the Fat Guys says that is all BS now since the Holy Sim of camelot was stolen and replaced with a
piece of Dried Alligator Sh-t!!!! So it is a Manno-E-Manno test of stumbling brutes with no class. Hell, Blob brings a portable
TV to the games now and watches reruns of the 2000 presidential election in protest!!! Where's the love of the game man?
Axis, team of real players, comglomeration of power and knowledge, bring the raw force of the real player build to the game.
Sacrifices will be made at the altar of the machine, but redemmed in the trenches of a BS SIM. Crush them in the end and
make it a game to remember.
WOW!!!! These guys really have been jaded by the changes this season.
I would neve have guessed that the head of the Fat guys would pick a team against the Frankendots.
Just goes to show you.
I guess it comes down to me and my two cents.
I pick the Frankendots and Mr. F'endots by 6.
6 is a kicker's number. I agree that it will be a game to remember. But, I have seen time and time again
where teams fluster in the end. The Frankendots will be able to hold on a little longer and keep cool in
a game plan that will stand. Plus, I am little biased towards the single team that stands against the tide
of cool and my long outstanding history with the Frankendots. MAKE A STAND!!!!!! I would give more spread
but I have to be realistic!!!! Frankendots by 6.
Good Luck both teams. This is GLB and with this SIM, you will need it.
Does not get any better than that.
GAME FACE GENTLEMEN!!!!!
Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!
