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Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 The GlobeDotters: Chicago Outfit 54 151 50 871.26 55 $7,296,000
2 Sainte-Foy Nordiques 3.0 55 148 49 855.62 54 $11,760,000
3 Hounds Day Care 38 148 49 841.76 53 $2,537,120
4 Dr. Seuss' Pain Train of Disdain 36 148 50 835.25 53 $2,608,480
5 Lynchberg Lingerie Models 55 148 50 828.20 52 $7,700,000
6 London Monarchs 54 148 50 821.34 52 $12,524,720
7 Axis: Pinoy All Stars 3 54 148 50 819.35 52 $12,324,000
8 Hounds Night Care 38 148 49 815.74 52 $2,671,360
9 D-Town Bushwalkers 55 148 49 815.52 52 $12,120,000
10 Gold Coast Crocs 49 147 49 801.18 50 $28,960,000
11 West Africa Warriors 47 147 49 797.99 50 $9,630,560
12 Nashville Isotopes 53 152 50 797.17 50 $6,360,000
13 Texas Gunfighters 47 148 50 789.70 49 $11,280,000
14 Chesapeake Sea Serpents 55 149 49 780.49 49 $5,100,360
15 STEELCITY MACHINE 36 148 49 780.12 48 $9,072,960
16 Sons of Anarchy 44 148 49 779.75 49 $7,185,200
17 Chicago Beasts 52 146 49 775.30 48 $10,488,000
18 Thunder Bay Trojans 44 148 49 772.48 48 $11,332,000
19 Rammstein Rampage II 47 147 48 760.06 47 $10,632,000
20 Death Valley Punishers 49 145 44 752.78 47 $11,451,320
21 Dillon Panthers 46 144 46 749.96 46 $10,179,200
22 Ottoman Empire 1 127 43 743.54 46 $320,000
23 Auburn Trojans 6 127 45 733.34 46 $6,712,640
24 420 Football League 49 145 47 718.79 44 $10,619,440
25 Stanton Angels 23 153 47 711.12 44 $5,952,560
26 mokan jayhawk 19 148 42 709.60 43 $4,632,240
27 Honolulu Hammerheads 42 144 45 693.25 42 $10,080,000
28 Basterds of Apocalyptic Mayhem 46 137 39 674.65 41 $5,753,000
29 Cleveland DAWGS 55 143 38 626.33 37 $8,241,320
30 Toronto Smoke 49 137 38 611.29 36 $5,803,800
31 Southern Country Pimps 40 134 35 575.95 34 $5,354,760
32 Ipswich Crusaders 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $2,092,240