I know this is 0 cares, but shits and giggles must be had by all...
Rank... Players... Age... Level... Value... Eff Level... Salary... Team...
1 ... 49 ... 197 ... 61 ... 1008.67 ... 65 ... $12,912,000 ... Beograd Black Hand
2 ... 51 ... 197 ... 61 ... 994.51 ... 64 ... $12,736,320 ... Osseo Outlaws
3 ... 55 ... 197 ... 59 ... 991.87 ... 64 ... $14,520,000 ... Gunny Highway Boot Camp
4 ... 54 ... 174 ... 57 ... 982.88 ... 64 ... $12,660,000 ... Michigan Panthers
5 ... 55 ... 195 ... 60 ... 981.60 ... 63 ... $8,608,440 ... Bubonic Bulls
6 ... 51 ... 198 ... 61 ... 975.02 ... 63 ... $14,162,000 ... Ocean City Crabs
7 ... 54 ... 193 ... 59 ... 963.65 ... 62 ... $10,800,000 ... Fat lot of help you guys are
8 ... 55 ... 174 ... 58 ... 938.24 ... 60 ... $5,845,000 ... Springfield Shamrocks
9 ... 54 ... 178 ... 58 ... 937.43 ... 60 ... $11,544,400 ... Fat Head Browns
10 ... 51 ... 174 ... 56 ... 933.89 ... 60 ... $10,467,200 ... Jersey Mets
11 ... 47 ... 174 ... 57 ... 933.29 ... 59 ... $16,000,000 ... Mr. Bigglesworth
12 ... 51 ... 174 ... 56 ... 929.69 ... 59 ... $5,200,000 ... Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
13 ... 53 ... 176 ... 57 ... 928.24 ... 59 ... $11,910,160 ... Permian Panthers
14 ... 55 ... 175 ... 58 ... 928.05 ... 60 ... $15,607,760 ... Sin City Silent Assassins
15 ... 55 ... 174 ... 58 ... 924.80 ... 59 ... $11,303,200 ... Sterling Bulldawgs
16 ... 55 ... 174 ... 56 ... 923.96 ... 59 ... $14,328,600 ... Port Harcourt Playmakers
17 ... 52 ... 194 ... 60 ... 923.83 ... 59 ... $20,240,000 ... "Hardcore" Singapore Canes
18 ... 51 ... 174 ... 56 ... 917.03 ... 58 ... $5,100,000 ... Empire State of Mind
19 ... 52 ... 173 ... 56 ... 916.36 ... 59 ... $12,480,000 ... Rhine Red Raiders
20 ... 55 ... 174 ... 59 ... 899.76 ... 57 ... $17,500,000 ... Glass City Fightn' Thundercats
21 ... 55 ... 175 ... 55 ... 895.92 ... 57 ... $10,830,720 ... Asmara Freedom Fighters
22 ... 55 ... 174 ... 56 ... 894.18 ... 57 ... $16,500,000 ... San Angeles Demolition Men
23 ... 54 ... 175 ... 57 ... 883.48 ... 56 ... $12,464,000 ... Vilnius Iron Wolves
24 ... 53 ... 174 ... 56 ... 878.90 ... 56 ... $14,119,000 ... San Antonio Heat
25 ... 48 ... 175 ... 57 ... 863.46 ... 55 ... $13,820,000 ... Kung Fu Island Ers
26 ... 55 ... 174 ... 56 ... 842.91 ... 54 ... $8,800,000 ... SDSU Aztecs
27 ... 48 ... 174 ... 57 ... 829.95 ... 52 ... $14,160,000 ... Mount Krakatoa Eruption
28 ... 55 ... 149 ... 53 ... 823.05 ... 52 ... $11,594,000 ... Dublin Dragoons
29 ... 42 ... 183 ... 43 ... 727.13 ... 45 ... $9,628,080 ... West Ashley Tigers
30 ... 46 ... 183 ... 42 ... 702.11 ... 43 ... $13,152,000 ... Microbeer Brew Crew
31 ... 17 ... 174 ... 41 ... 675.86 ... 41 ... $5,322,000 ... Houston Cobra Smugglers
32 ... 0 ... NaN ... 0 ... 0.00 ... 0 ... $5,194,960 ... Las Vegas Nighthawks