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#1-Louisiana Screaming Pelicans(6-0)-Louisiana has a hard-fought first half vs. the Stuttgart Blitzkrieg(2-4), and then go buck-wild in the second half scoring 37 unanswered second half points. The most dominant team in the league relied on -=Champ=- Pierre Thomas who rushed for 98 yards and 4 touchdowns. -=Champ=- Mike Bell added 113 total yards of offense. On defense, =Champ=- Jeff Charleston racked up 8 tackles and 4 sacks. Louisiana will carry their #1 ranking to face Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(2-4) on Wednesday.

#2 Texas Lone Stars(6-0)-The Lone Stars have no problems dispatching the World Legends(3-3), 37-13. The #2 Lone Stars were never really challenged in this game as they took a 6-0 lead into halftime and expanded it to 13-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter. Texas scored the games first four touchdowns in the route. They were led on offense by Lloyd Christmas Jr. who grabbed 8 catches for 112 yards and a TD. Corey Smith Jr had another great game finishing 20/34 212 yards and 2 TD's. On defense, Porter Colarossi went wild with 10 tackles, 6 sacks, and an INT that was returned to the house. #2 Texas will host #7 Osaka Storm(4-2) on Wednesday in a battle of Top 10 teams.

#3-Doinitin Djibouti(5-1)-The Djibouti take down #7 Osaka Storm(4-2), 30-10 and move up to #3 in the poll. This was another game that was never really in doubt, as Doinitin took a 10-3 lead into the half, and expanded that lead to 24-3 at the start of the 4th quarter. The Djibouti were led on offense by Hop Devil who put up 122 total yards(10 catches), and Hopzilla finished with 3 catches, 80 yards and a TD. On defense, the Djibouti held Osaka to just a little over 100 yards total, and they were led by Humpa Lumpa whop finished with 7 tackles. #3 Doinitin will face #10 Algoma Blames Stu(3-3) on Wednesday.

#4 Village Dogs(5-1)-The Village Dogs continue to roll on shutting down the Bali Insurrection(3-3), 26-3. The 3 points scored by Bali were the first points given up against the Dogs in 4 games. This was a close game through 3 quarter with the Village Dogs taking a 9-3 lead into the 4th quarter, but the Dogs blew it open in the 4th scoring 17 unanswered points. The Dogs were led on offense by Genesis Coupe 3.8 who finished with 7 catches, for 115 yards. Also, Arthur Jackson completed 19/27 passes for 168 yards and 2 TD's. On Special teams, kicker Landon Donovon converted 4 field goals. On defense, the Dogs were led by A gorilla wearing a bad toupee who racked up 4 tackles and 3 sacks. The Dogs will try to protect their #4 ranking when they host Mayan Prophecy 2012(2-4) on Wednesday, a team that upset the Halos today.

#5 Tradewest Battletoads-(4-2)-Tradewest loves to make all their games interesting and against the FOUR HORSEMEN(0-5) nothing changed. The Horseman jumped out to a quick 10-0 lead heading into the locker room at halftime, but then the Battletoads woke up and scored 27 unanswered 2nd half points, with 24 of them coming in the 4th quarter.A Huge 79 yard punt return by Tea Gaggins changed the game and ended the Horseman's dream of an upset. Tradewest was led on offense by Rash Shar who rushed 72 yards and a TD. On defense, Ryu Hayabusa harassed the Horseman 11 tackles and 11 sacks. The #5 Toads will face the Bali Insurrection(3-3) on Wednesday.

#6 Half Moon Bay Breakers(6-0)-The Half Moon Bay Breakers roll over the VTech Hokies(1-5), 27-13. This was another close first half, with the Breakers heading into the locker room with a slim 13-7 lead. In the 2nd half the Hokies closed the gap to 10-13 early in the 3rd quarter, but then back to back touchdowns late in the 3rd and early in the 4th quarter broke the Hokies back once and for all. The Breakers were led on offense by Karsten Grant Jr who finished with 102 total yards. On defense, Ryan Mundy closed with 6 tackles, and 2 TFL's. #6 Half Moon will host the Helsinki Coyotes (4-2) in a big western conference game on Wednesday.

#7 Osaka Storm(4-2)-The Osaka Storm fall a couple of spots after losing to the #3 Doinitin Djibouti(5-1), 30-10. This was another game that was never really in doubt, as Doinitin took a 10-3 lead into the half, and expanded that lead to 24-3 at the start of the 4th quarter, holding Osaka to only 128 total yards and never allowing them into this game. The highlight of this game for Osaka was the play of Osaka Pete who finished with 7 tackles, and an interception returned to the house. Osaka will try and rebound on Wednesday when they face #2 Texas Lone Stars in another battle of top 10 teams.

#8-L.A. Halos(4-2)-The Halos drop down to the #8 slot after they come up short against the Mayan Prophecy 2012(2-4), 24-20. A big interception by Kukulcan set the tone early for the Prophecy and they converted to take an early lead. The Prophecy were out-gained by 165 yards in this game, but they converted when it counted and had some nice returns.The Mayan defense really stuck it to the Halos not allowing them to put together any effective drives and keeping them backed up in their own territory. The Prophecy were led on offense by Drunk Eli who finished 12/26 125 yards and 2 TD's. On defense, Nero ~ had an all-around game closing with 6 tackles, 1 sack, 2 KL's, and 2 PD's. The Halos will try and rebound on Wednesday when they face the Canucklehead Brigade(1-5), a team that is much better than their record indicates.

#9 Czech Yourself(6-0)-CZech moves into the #9 slot after crushing The Impact Players(1-5), 79-10. This was never a contest as Czech tackes a 41-7 lead into halftime and then added another 34 second half points. Czech Yourself was led on offense by Josey Wales who caught 10 balls for 213 yards and 2 TD.s On Defense, Jarlaxle Baenre™ compiled 4 tackles, 2 sacks and 3 PD's. #9 Czech Yourself has an easy one coming up on Wednesday when they face the Stockholm Dynamites(2-4).

#10 Algoma Blames Stu(3-3)-Algoma jumps into the #10 hole after edging Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(2-4), 17-16. This was the best game of the day, as Cheers had complete control of this game until the 4th quarter. Cheers took a 13-0 lead into halftime and they were feeling pretty good. Algoma closed the gap to 13-7 in the 3rd quarter when Stylish Champion took a 4 yard run into the end zone. Early in the 4th quarter Algoma went up 14-13 when they put together a nice 8 minute drive capped by Tommy Boren 4 yard run. With a 1:18 left in the game, Cheers wasn't finished as they retook the lead with a 45 yard FG by Rob Hart giving them a 16-14 lead. With Algoma on life-support, a big-time pass from Jake Herbstreit to Greg "Blame Stu" Jennings for 38 yards with :50 seconds to go set up the game-winner for Blame Stu I'm Clutch who booted a 28 yard FG with :40 seconds to go to win it. Algoma will host #3 Doinitin Djibouti(5-1) on Wednesday in a battle of Top 10 teams

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Edited by Mightyhalo on Mar 28, 2011 20:54:23
Edited by Mightyhalo on Mar 28, 2011 14:06:46
 
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great read as always Halo
 
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.528 ........ 6-0...... Louisiana Screaming Pelicans
2.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.361 ........ 6-0...... Texas Lone Stars
3.. ...... 15 ........ 1 ........ 0.417 ........ 5-1...... Village Dogs
4.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ 5-1...... Doinitin Djibouti
5.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ 6-0...... Half Moon Bay Breakers
6.. ........ 1 ........ 9 ........ 0.278 ........ 6-0...... Czech Yourself
7.. ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... The Frogtown Posse
8.. ........ 4 ........ 8 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... Great Songs
9.. ...... 13 ...... 17 ........ 0.611 ........ 3-3...... World Legends
10 ...... 12 ...... 16 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... L.A. Halos
11 ...... 22 ...... 14 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Tradewest Battletoads
12 ...... 14 ...... 12 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Helsinki Coyotes
13 ........ 7 ...... 11 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Porto Alegre PBR Farmers
14 ...... 17 ...... 10 ........ 0.722 ........ 3-3...... Bali Insurrection
15 ...... 20 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... The Pink Toothbrush
16 ...... 24 ...... 13 ........ 0.722 ........ 2-4...... Mayan Prophecy 2012
17 ........ 9 ...... 15 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Cap Horn Nemesis
17 ........ 5 ...... 20 ........ 0.389 ........ 4-2...... Osaka Storm
17 ...... 16 ...... 19 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... Algoma Blames Stu
17 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-3...... Windsor Nobles
17 ...... 11 ...... 23 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-4...... Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
17 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.583 ........ 2-4...... Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience
17 ...... 23 ...... 21 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... Canucklehead Brigade
24 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-6...... FOUR HORSEMEN
25 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-5...... Kansas State Wildcats
26 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-5...... VTech Hokies
27 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.417 ........ 2-4...... Stockholm Dynamites
28 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... The Impact Players
29 ...... 21 ...... 29 ........ 0.528 ........ 1-5...... KC Chíefs
30 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.528 ........ 0-6...... Tangiers Cape Buffalo
31 ...... 19 ...... 30 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-5...... Red Fort Royals
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-6...... Southside Pride


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  30 -   11    Half Moon Bay Breakers def. Helsinki Coyotes
  87 -     7    Czech Yourself def. Stockholm Dynamites
127 -     0    The Pink Toothbrush def. Southside Pride
  33 -   20    Great Songs def. Cap Horn Nemesis
  22 -   16    The Frogtown Posse def. Porto Alegre PBR Farmers
  34 -   28    VTech Hokies def. KC Chíefs
  21 -   16    Kansas State Wildcats def. The Impact Players
  58 -   14    Red Fort Royals def. Tangiers Cape Buffalo
  34 -   10    Texas Lone Stars def. Osaka Storm
  37 -     7    Louisiana Screaming Pelicans def. Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience
  20 -     3    Village Dogs def. Mayan Prophecy 2012
  30 -   13    Doinitin Djibouti def. Algoma Blames Stu
  35 -   15    L.A. Halos def. Canucklehead Brigade
  18 -   13    Bali Insurrection def. Tradewest Battletoads
  35 -   11    World Legends def. Windsor Nobles
  44 -   12    Stuttgart Blitzkrieg def. FOUR HORSEMEN
 
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Originally posted by Border Runners
great read as always Halo


Yes, Thanks for doing these..always a pleasure to read!
 
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Excellent, one of the best reads in GLB...
 
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Thanks Halo!

I'm still kinda surprised we're 6-0. almost all my DPCs needs to be looked at, but... I don't really feel like doing it!!
 
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Looking forward to the Pelicans giving Cheers some bum love.

Thanks again for the great write up Mighty
 
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FB screen alert. I know some of you guys love the play. Ignore how they brutalized the spelling of pursue.

Sim Major Changelog (affects following day)
Mar 28, 2011
- Fix coverage bug causing unintended overpersuing vs FB screen weak and WR screen plays
 
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LONG LIVE THE FB SCREEN!!!
 
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Originally posted by TaintStick
LONG LIVE THE FB SCREEN!!!


And the WR screen. I am still haunted by your power WR breaking 3 tackles from three CB's instantly. Nerf YAC attack.
 
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Originally posted by Mightyhalo
And the WR screen. I am still haunted by your power WR breaking 3 tackles from three CB's instantly. Nerf YAC attack.


Haha....we all know about those LSP barbarians!!!
 
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Team................. Record ......... Streak

Czech Yourself ... 7-0-0.............. 27 Game WIn Streak

 
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Originally posted by Border Runners
Team................. Record ......... Streak

Czech Yourself ... 7-0-0.............. 27 Game WIn Streak



.500 Team if in East

 
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Originally posted by coreyls18
.500 Team if in East



 
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Originally posted by Border Runners


 
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