The title should actually be... 5 Reasons you missed me while i was gone....
1. I give you something to talk about...isnt that a song?!
2. I give you something to laugh about (or someone to laugh at)
3. I give you something to be depressed about (If you take GLB seriously)
4. I give you something to think about (not often tho)
5. I give you something that know one else brings.... Something actually worth reading...enjoy
Now its been 3 GLB weeks since we last spoke, or a whole 6 days and alot has happened since then...After a trip to the Doctor for a routine check up, The doc says i have a terminal virus....in my mother board...Left untreated i may crash. I couldnt figure out why he was talking to me as if i were a PC, Then it hit me...I am a CPU, The doctor...The PC Doctor who routinely violates me to check for spyware and viruses and all kinds of other good stuff. I was lost, in a state of depression for 3 glb weeks..i didnt know how i would come out of this...Luckily i was able to borrow software from Riptide, what a good fella...Unfortunetly i now find myself acting like a mature, kind hearted, unwilling to laugh at others stupidity because hes below me kind of guy....or gay...whatever your perception of riptide is... after all he's now my multi technically as we share the same software.
Ok now to the really good stuff, if thats what you call it...have you ever started something and it goes smoothly at first..you get your confidence up..then you get to the hard part and everything crumbles right before your very eyes....Ya know, sorta like college basketball...All the top programs pack thier schedule with weaker opponents so they can head into conference play with a undefeated record only to lose games to every top 25 team they play.... And with that....
Its time to start the 5 Things i missed...
1. .....Your probably wondering whats the point of this guy babbling about college basketball, hes been gone for 3 whole glb weeks, we want the goods....ya see, there is a point... The aforementioned reminds me of....The Monstarz season so far. When they hit the perverbial "Conference Play" they failed miserably..After starting 3-0, they hit a new low with a loss to Emerald City Warriors...Theres absolutely nothing good you can take away from that, except for the fact that your season is all but over...you can now start recruiting for season 21
2. Lactating Nips finally beat a respectable opponent in Oside Peewees, but that still doesnt mean anybody respects you.....After all you Tied Middleville Blunderbolts the week before. Imagine if you walked like you played dotball...taking 5 steps backwards then 1 step forward...still leaves you 4 steps behind anybody that knows how to walk properly....
3.The Terrors had to be terrified when they got on and seen thier season slipping back into the middle of mediocracy. Given the loss to the Expendables who have been expendable as of late, the playoffs are looking like a longshot. Especially if you look at thier remaining schedule.... Hint, Hint... You may want to pick up a Gold DC early this season, as its seems to be your only chance. Or you could join Monstarz and start Recruiting for Season 20 now.
4. Bien Hoa Bushidos are still 8-0, impressive....not at all. I actually got around to look at thier schedule and if they werent 8-0, Id call the season a complete fail (at this point). They get the Nips in week 9, and ill finally say i respect Munchbox if he gets this win. But back to the Bushidos...Thank GLB for your schedule and record..But based on your performace against UCF Knights, 8-0 proceeds you. All good things must come to an end and so will your persuit of perfection... Let it be said, let it be written, as it will be done.... I feel godly just saying that!
5. Theres is 4 8-0 Teams remaining. Out of the eastern conference you have: Lorretta Panthers and Bien Hoa Bushidos. They play each other week 15...who wins?! Lorretta Panthers, as Bushidos are overrated for reasons listed above. Panthers finish 16-0
Out of the western conference you have: Bryceps Revival and Sorrento Stallions. They play each other Week 10... who wins?! Byrceps the Great, He will achieve his first undefeated regular season and go down in history as the gayest GLBer ever...oops, forgot regular season means nothing...anywho..Revival will go 16-0 if they get past sorrento as thier schedule is week there after. Even if sorrento wins they will NOT finish the season undefeated as they play US! they guys that never change AI.....mwahahahahahaha, your officially doomed.
And there you have it folks....its the five oclock free crack giveaway, hope you enjoyed your fix. Look i understand that 1 night of love doesnt make up for the 6 nights you spent alone, but im only one CPU, ill make it up to you i promise, then again my promises are usually empty....like Golden Hill Mini Bones' win column!
Happy Dotballing kiddies!
1. I give you something to talk about...isnt that a song?!
2. I give you something to laugh about (or someone to laugh at)
3. I give you something to be depressed about (If you take GLB seriously)
4. I give you something to think about (not often tho)
5. I give you something that know one else brings.... Something actually worth reading...enjoy
Now its been 3 GLB weeks since we last spoke, or a whole 6 days and alot has happened since then...After a trip to the Doctor for a routine check up, The doc says i have a terminal virus....in my mother board...Left untreated i may crash. I couldnt figure out why he was talking to me as if i were a PC, Then it hit me...I am a CPU, The doctor...The PC Doctor who routinely violates me to check for spyware and viruses and all kinds of other good stuff. I was lost, in a state of depression for 3 glb weeks..i didnt know how i would come out of this...Luckily i was able to borrow software from Riptide, what a good fella...Unfortunetly i now find myself acting like a mature, kind hearted, unwilling to laugh at others stupidity because hes below me kind of guy....or gay...whatever your perception of riptide is... after all he's now my multi technically as we share the same software.
Ok now to the really good stuff, if thats what you call it...have you ever started something and it goes smoothly at first..you get your confidence up..then you get to the hard part and everything crumbles right before your very eyes....Ya know, sorta like college basketball...All the top programs pack thier schedule with weaker opponents so they can head into conference play with a undefeated record only to lose games to every top 25 team they play.... And with that....
Its time to start the 5 Things i missed...
1. .....Your probably wondering whats the point of this guy babbling about college basketball, hes been gone for 3 whole glb weeks, we want the goods....ya see, there is a point... The aforementioned reminds me of....The Monstarz season so far. When they hit the perverbial "Conference Play" they failed miserably..After starting 3-0, they hit a new low with a loss to Emerald City Warriors...Theres absolutely nothing good you can take away from that, except for the fact that your season is all but over...you can now start recruiting for season 21
2. Lactating Nips finally beat a respectable opponent in Oside Peewees, but that still doesnt mean anybody respects you.....After all you Tied Middleville Blunderbolts the week before. Imagine if you walked like you played dotball...taking 5 steps backwards then 1 step forward...still leaves you 4 steps behind anybody that knows how to walk properly....
3.The Terrors had to be terrified when they got on and seen thier season slipping back into the middle of mediocracy. Given the loss to the Expendables who have been expendable as of late, the playoffs are looking like a longshot. Especially if you look at thier remaining schedule.... Hint, Hint... You may want to pick up a Gold DC early this season, as its seems to be your only chance. Or you could join Monstarz and start Recruiting for Season 20 now.
4. Bien Hoa Bushidos are still 8-0, impressive....not at all. I actually got around to look at thier schedule and if they werent 8-0, Id call the season a complete fail (at this point). They get the Nips in week 9, and ill finally say i respect Munchbox if he gets this win. But back to the Bushidos...Thank GLB for your schedule and record..But based on your performace against UCF Knights, 8-0 proceeds you. All good things must come to an end and so will your persuit of perfection... Let it be said, let it be written, as it will be done.... I feel godly just saying that!
5. Theres is 4 8-0 Teams remaining. Out of the eastern conference you have: Lorretta Panthers and Bien Hoa Bushidos. They play each other week 15...who wins?! Lorretta Panthers, as Bushidos are overrated for reasons listed above. Panthers finish 16-0
Out of the western conference you have: Bryceps Revival and Sorrento Stallions. They play each other Week 10... who wins?! Byrceps the Great, He will achieve his first undefeated regular season and go down in history as the gayest GLBer ever...oops, forgot regular season means nothing...anywho..Revival will go 16-0 if they get past sorrento as thier schedule is week there after. Even if sorrento wins they will NOT finish the season undefeated as they play US! they guys that never change AI.....mwahahahahahaha, your officially doomed.
And there you have it folks....its the five oclock free crack giveaway, hope you enjoyed your fix. Look i understand that 1 night of love doesnt make up for the 6 nights you spent alone, but im only one CPU, ill make it up to you i promise, then again my promises are usually empty....like Golden Hill Mini Bones' win column!
Happy Dotballing kiddies!
Edited by bthomasowns on Feb 3, 2011 18:32:19
Edited by bthomasowns on Feb 3, 2011 18:09:33
Edited by bthomasowns on Feb 3, 2011 18:06:50
missed this man. We actually got more than a footnote this time so I feel the respect from you even if your words say the contrary. The reason we are 8-0 is because nobody knows what we are going to do on offense. We can kill you with our heavy passing attack and every once in a while we will get a lucky run.
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