Hello kids,
Its been a while since we last spoke and Alot has happened since then... ok not really... except the fact STBP got our first loss at the hands of bryceps the great...but hey he's great right? EH! Ill tackle that later in conversation. So, ive come to realize that im completly loosing my mind. I sent a certain someone a private message telling them to do something thats not even possible until 4 levels from now. (Can you guess what it is?) Now im basically being black mailed into writing about it.... Would that make him my "Ghost writer"?Infact how does anybody know that IM actually writing this, I think Riptide uploaded a Virus on my PC and created this mean and unkind column. Ya know kind of like a greasemonkey script...this stuff is all randomly generated based off your own stupidity, including mine. But wait Who am i?! Thats a question your going to have to ask yourself, and only you know who the real me is....the answer is within you.... just follow your GLB hearts, until Riptide makes a virus to break GLB hearts..... ok, that sounds a little gay...moving forward to
The 5 Things I Shouldve Learned.
1. When the owner of the team tells you, your offense in predictable, hes probably right. Altho its regular season and a 8-8 record would get us into the playoffs, I still should have changed my AI from week to week, you'd think?. Well i havent and the scouting should be catching up to us by now...Good job byrceps the great at being our first, it really was a special moment.....ya know the way you....nevermind, sorry if i made u feel extremely uncomfortable. On a diff note, ull understand this loss more once i reveal my super secretive secret!
2. Ask yourself, are the expendables really expendable?! I mean can anyone even hold them under 100 points, apperently not any of the under .500 teams can. Oh wait, thats all they played. Its kinda like Rampage Jackson kicking the shit out of weeman for the simple fact he can. Or because hes smaller and weaker... either or, you decide.
3.My old man likes to say "You cant beat a dead horse"... Now in my "Mature" age of 25 i ask myself, Y not? its dead and cant feel it anyways. Wanna take a stab at who the dead horse may be? The team has had a # in everyone of my articles. Thats right... Time to get milk kids, im talkin about lactacting nips! Theyve managed to climb to a 3-2 record, havin fully salvaged thier season. Thier latest victim, the 0-5 austin wranglers...hell they even scored 50+ for the first time this season, how can you not look at that team and just be baffled with amazement. Nips is officially the 8th wonder of the world! Who says first impressions are everything?!
4.On another note - Bushidos beat UCF Knigts by just 7 points...then went on to say Good Game. lol enough said. Ok, i cant just stop there...O'side Peewees beat Middleville by just 14 but hey, atleast they didnt say good game. When weeman goes the distance with rampage jackson and jackson wins by decision....Weeman still gets the victory in my eyes.... ya catch my drift, tokyo?
5. You know whos really on a terror?! Not Texas Terrors, you dumb*sses. Im talkin about the prettiest 4-1 team out there. FFA NO U, After opening the season with a loss to South Tesas, they won 4 in a row..... against oppenents with a combined record of 6-14. Im gonna have to say they are giving TT a run for Comeback Team of they year award.
Why not Vote right now... See, Your does count for something!
Comeback Team of the Year
Nominee #1 - Texas Terrors, Started 0-2 Then won 3 in a row against teams with a combined 4-11 record
Nominee #2 - FFA NO U, Started 0-1 Then won 4 in a row against teams with a combined 6-14 record.
Nominee #3 - Austin Wrangles, Started 0-5....oops nevermind...
I love awards ceremonies! Maybe ill make a new award each week to be awareded to whoever wins the award, of course! who else would i give it to...not you, well unless it was awareded to you for earning the award. And you still dont thing im losing my mind?!
And there you have it folks, im going to leave you with a lasting quote.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
BRILLIANT! That is me... Till next time, happy dotballing!
Its been a while since we last spoke and Alot has happened since then... ok not really... except the fact STBP got our first loss at the hands of bryceps the great...but hey he's great right? EH! Ill tackle that later in conversation. So, ive come to realize that im completly loosing my mind. I sent a certain someone a private message telling them to do something thats not even possible until 4 levels from now. (Can you guess what it is?) Now im basically being black mailed into writing about it.... Would that make him my "Ghost writer"?Infact how does anybody know that IM actually writing this, I think Riptide uploaded a Virus on my PC and created this mean and unkind column. Ya know kind of like a greasemonkey script...this stuff is all randomly generated based off your own stupidity, including mine. But wait Who am i?! Thats a question your going to have to ask yourself, and only you know who the real me is....the answer is within you.... just follow your GLB hearts, until Riptide makes a virus to break GLB hearts..... ok, that sounds a little gay...moving forward to
The 5 Things I Shouldve Learned.
1. When the owner of the team tells you, your offense in predictable, hes probably right. Altho its regular season and a 8-8 record would get us into the playoffs, I still should have changed my AI from week to week, you'd think?. Well i havent and the scouting should be catching up to us by now...Good job byrceps the great at being our first, it really was a special moment.....ya know the way you....nevermind, sorry if i made u feel extremely uncomfortable. On a diff note, ull understand this loss more once i reveal my super secretive secret!
2. Ask yourself, are the expendables really expendable?! I mean can anyone even hold them under 100 points, apperently not any of the under .500 teams can. Oh wait, thats all they played. Its kinda like Rampage Jackson kicking the shit out of weeman for the simple fact he can. Or because hes smaller and weaker... either or, you decide.
3.My old man likes to say "You cant beat a dead horse"... Now in my "Mature" age of 25 i ask myself, Y not? its dead and cant feel it anyways. Wanna take a stab at who the dead horse may be? The team has had a # in everyone of my articles. Thats right... Time to get milk kids, im talkin about lactacting nips! Theyve managed to climb to a 3-2 record, havin fully salvaged thier season. Thier latest victim, the 0-5 austin wranglers...hell they even scored 50+ for the first time this season, how can you not look at that team and just be baffled with amazement. Nips is officially the 8th wonder of the world! Who says first impressions are everything?!
4.On another note - Bushidos beat UCF Knigts by just 7 points...then went on to say Good Game. lol enough said. Ok, i cant just stop there...O'side Peewees beat Middleville by just 14 but hey, atleast they didnt say good game. When weeman goes the distance with rampage jackson and jackson wins by decision....Weeman still gets the victory in my eyes.... ya catch my drift, tokyo?
5. You know whos really on a terror?! Not Texas Terrors, you dumb*sses. Im talkin about the prettiest 4-1 team out there. FFA NO U, After opening the season with a loss to South Tesas, they won 4 in a row..... against oppenents with a combined record of 6-14. Im gonna have to say they are giving TT a run for Comeback Team of they year award.
Why not Vote right now... See, Your does count for something!
Comeback Team of the Year
Nominee #1 - Texas Terrors, Started 0-2 Then won 3 in a row against teams with a combined 4-11 record
Nominee #2 - FFA NO U, Started 0-1 Then won 4 in a row against teams with a combined 6-14 record.
Nominee #3 - Austin Wrangles, Started 0-5....oops nevermind...
I love awards ceremonies! Maybe ill make a new award each week to be awareded to whoever wins the award, of course! who else would i give it to...not you, well unless it was awareded to you for earning the award. And you still dont thing im losing my mind?!
And there you have it folks, im going to leave you with a lasting quote.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
BRILLIANT! That is me... Till next time, happy dotballing!
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 28, 2011 14:49:20
