gather round dear WPL
and listen to this tale I tell
of terrible posts by notorious QBs
with ample boasts and a Leto tease
a thread was made with tale to tell
and forth in haiku did posters yell
but one dark day the thread it died
to page 2 with an ominous thump
until one day there came a saviour
whose post of grace and wit cried:
'bump'